丧心病探（2015）

Backstrom S01E08

Part 1 March 18, 2021, 10:53 a.m.

总算来了
At last.
巴克斯卓副队长还来吗
Lieutenant Backstrom is coming?
我晚上也是想回家的
I, too, would like to go home at night.
我本来都把巴克斯卓送到这里来复诊了
Look, I was driving Backstrom here for his appointment,
但他接到了一通非常重要的电♥话♥
and then he got a very important phone call, all right?
不过他坚持要我当面告诉您所以...
But he insisted I come here and tell you in person, so...
什么电♥话♥这么重要
What kind of important call?
平民监督委员会主席传唤他
A summons from the head of the Civilian Oversight Committee.
多谢你过来
Thank you for coming.
约炮我怎么会拒绝呢
I'm not gonna say no to a booty call.
我在电♥话♥里第一句就是 "这不是约炮"
First thing I said on the phone is, "This is not a booty call."
可我们却在朝你卧室进军呢
And yet we're headed towards your bedroom.
因为负鼠就在卧室里
Because that is where the possum is.
是吗好吧
Uh-huh. Okay.
我跟你说我什么都没听见
Yeah. You know what? I'm not hearing anything.
也许它自己溜走了
Maybe he went away on his own?
如果你觉得空虚寂寞冷了
You know, if you're lonely,
你完全没必要编故事
you don't need to make up stories
说有什么狂野负鼠进你卧室了
about rabid possums in your bedroom.
等你赶走了负鼠咱们再细聊你的臆想
Let's discuss our delusions after you get rid of the possum.
那就来吧
Let's do this.
好吧你还真没说谎
Uh, okay, you weren't kidding!
你床上...
You've got a, uh...
有只可能在传播埃博拉病毒的野生小动物
wild animal probably pooping ebola on your bed.
我的天
Oh, god.
这是十八块去住旅馆吧
Here's $18. Go stay at a hotel.
能住哪 1952年的旅馆吗
Where? In 1952?
短♥信♥ 短♥信♥ 短♥信♥
Text. Text. Text.
真不巧
Oh, shoot.
公务在身了
Duty calls.
得麻烦你开车送我去了
I need you to get me a ride.
你怎么过来的
How did you get here?
-瓦伦丁送的但他先走了 -为什么
- Valentine. But he took off. - Why?
因为他以为我们是在约炮
'Cause he knew this was a booty call.
好了
There you go.
晚上好副队长
Evening, Lieutenant.
你怎么打的来了
Why'd you take a cab?
因为我们大人出门
'Cause that's what grown people do
都是打车的
when they need to get somewhere.
死者是瓦妮萨·泰莫 44岁
The victim is Vanessa Taymor, age 44.
身上有钝力损伤
Blunt-force trauma
是受到车辆撞击后造成的
consistent with being struck and run over by an automobile.
就那艘太空船吗
What, that spaceship?
不那辆车是注册在死者名下的
No. That vehicle was registered to the victim.
是啊再说就凭这电驱小车那点破马力
Oh, right, 'cause that battery-operated vanity toy
怎么可能快到能撞死人的地步
probably couldn't go fast enough to kill someone.
这可是瓦妮萨·泰莫
This is Vanessa Taymor.
瓦妮萨·泰莫以前是风险投资家
Vanessa Taymor, the former venture capitalist.
赚得盆满钵盈之后功成身退
She made a bajillion dollars before she retired?
她嫁给了泰德·泰莫
She's married to Tad Taymor.
泰德·泰莫
Tad Taymor?
泰德·泰莫
Tad Taymor?
别再说"泰德·泰莫"了
Stop saying "Tad Taymor."
著名退役网球运动员
Famous former tennis player.
也就是说死者非常富有
So, the victim is rich.
所以我们才被叫来破案
That's why we're here.
有人撞死了富婆肇事逃逸
A rich person gets hit-and-runned,
就轮到神探出场了
the big guns get called in.
是不是
Is that it?
贝尔托·布莱希特说过 "尸体让你感到厌恶
Bertolt Brecht says, "Corpses sour you.
让你无法客观判断"
They are bad for objectivity."
尼德玛尔别废话
Niedermayer... seriously.
这种离心式分布前后反复的
This overlapping pattern of forward and backward,
碾压痕迹可不这么说啊
centrifugally formed impressions suggests otherwise.
我认为司机是在这里撞上的瓦妮萨
I think that the driver struck Vanessa Taymor here.
她撞到引擎盖上撞碎了挡风玻璃
She hopped up onto the hood, cracked the windshield,
落在了这里
and she landed here.
然后司机猛踩刹车
And then the driver then slams on his brakes,
造成了这些轮胎痕然后倒车
causing these skid marks, jams it in reverse,
轮胎猛烈摩擦又倒着轧在了死者身上
burning rubber here, backing over the victim
当时死者面部朝下
while she lay prone on the ground,
然后司机又在这里刹了车
and then slamming on his brakes again here --
然后向前开动
and then floors it into forward,
第三次碾过死者
hitting the victim for a third time
然后继续向前驶离了出口
before continuing out on the exit.
至少我是这么认为的
I mean, at least, that's the way I see it.
我正式宣布这是一起
I'm officially declaring this
肇事...再肇事...
a hit, another hit...
三肇事...的逃逸案
another hit... and run.
谢谢
Thank you.
谢谢
Thank you.
很经典吧
That's good, right?
你得恨一个人恨到骨子里
Oh, you got to really hate someone
才会碾压这么多次
to run over 'em that many times.
显然就是丈夫下的手
Obviously, the husband did it,
也只有他有种声称
somebody with balls big enough
网球也算是真正的体育运动
to pretend that tennis is a real sport
而且他还足够富有
and rich enough to think
以为自己杀人后还能逍遥法外
that he could drive away with murder.
把他和最底层的百分之一关在一起
Putting him in jail with the bottom one percent --
真是一出好戏啊
Oh, that's gonna be fun.
工作工作工作工作
Work. Work. Work. Work.
工作工作工作工作
Work. Work. Work. Work.
工作工作工作工作
Work. Work. Work. Work.
工作
Work.
想着你也该打来了
It's about time you called.
-你羁押了丈夫了吗 -是的
- You got the husband in custody? - Yes.
他在医院里但医生说我们还不能问话
He's in the hospital, but the doctor says he can't talk to us.
路上顺便接我一下
Just pick me up on the way.
医生说...
The doctor says...
那个有钱的混♥蛋♥
The rich bastard can't hide
想拿医嘱当挡箭牌没门
behind a note from his doctor, okay?
再帮我买♥♥杯咖啡
And get me a coffee.
我说得很清楚了泰莫先生现在没法说话
I made it clear that Mr. Taymor is unable to speak right now.
他买♥♥通你这么说的吗
Oh, did he pay you off to say that?
泰莫先生麻♥醉♥药♥劲还没过
Mr. Taymor is sedated.
他醒了我们再打给你
We'll call you when he wakes.
出了什么事
Oh, what happened?
难道他在驾驶座上碾自己妻子时
Did he split open his nose on the steering wheel
鼻子爆裂了吗
when he ran over his wife?
泰莫先生是肺癌四期
Mr. Taymor has stage-4 lung cancer.
他接受了封闭式实验治疗协议
As a participant in a blind experimental treatment protocol,
已经六周没有离开过医院了
he hasn't left the hospital in six weeks.
失陪了
Excuse me.
癌症晚期
Terminal cancer. Wow.
拿这个理由作不在场证明也太拼了
Talk about overdoing it with the alibi.
巴克斯卓副队长
Lieutenant Backstrom.
格雷夫利这是我的医生戴比
Gravely, this is my doctor, Deb.
在他的老家土灶国
Back in his home country of tandooristan,
他可是外科神医
he is the sultan of surgery,
但是在这他只能为警♥察♥协会工作
but here he just works for the Police Union.
我来看望一个需要手术的患者
I'm here visiting a patient who needed surgery,
如果你来这做心脏搭桥手术
just like I'll visit you when you're here
我也会来看望你的
for your quadruple bypass.
好吧
Okay.
你已经错过了三次预约了
You've missed three appointments.
有什么正当的理由吗
Do you have a good reason?
当然有
Yes, I do.
虽然不是癌症晚期
It's not... terminal cancer,
但也是...挺正当的理由