老爸有招

Man with a Plan S01E11

Part 4 April 12, 2020, 10 a.m.

没想到
Surprisingly,
这里面有些东西我们都可以试试
there's a few things in here I thought we could try.
真的吗
Really?
是啊
Yeah.
斗胆请你仔细看看这幅插图
Might I direct your attention to this illustration,
请假装他们不是卡♥通♥熊
and ask that you pretend they are not cartoon bears.
我觉得他只是给她按♥摩♥而已
I-I think he's just giving her a massage.
不不不
Nah. No, no, no, no.
瞧瞧她脸上的笑容
Look at the smile on her face.
后面的爪子肯定没老实放着
Something's going on with that back paw.
你好
Hello.
我是个男人
I am a man.
我爱了你很长一段时间
And I have loved you for a very long time.
你好
Well, hello.
我是个女人
I am a woman.
我觉得你很棒不需要我的改造了
And I think your project does not need improving.
关灯
Turn off the lights.
真强势
So bossy.
-今天的展示说明你带来什么了 -这个
- So what did you bring for show-and-tell today, Emme? - This.
这是我妈妈和爸爸的很特别的娃娃
These are special dolls that my mommy and daddy have.
他们的特别之处在哪里
And what makes them so special?
这里
This does.
我的天全部趴在桌子上闭上眼睛
Oh, dear Lord! Everybody, heads on the desk, eyes closed!