我是僵尸

iZombie S05E04

Part 1 April 30, 2020, 8:22 a.m.

超级棒的主意是什么
我没听到你进来
Oh, I didn't hear you come in.
皮尔西公♥司♥
我不得不说我原来的期望更高
I gotta say, I expected more.
这是一个研发办公室他们做驾驶应用的
What? It's a tech office. They do that driving app?
探路者吗
Pathseeker?
还有购物者但不止如此
And Shopulent. But it's more than that.
皮尔西是一个天才
Piercey was a genius.
一个伟大的思想家未来主义者优秀的人
A big thinker, futurist, fascinating guy.
我只是以为这个总部会更加有牌面
I just expected more from his headquarters, frankly.
至少得是个穹顶吧或者有全息投影
A dome, at least. Or holograms.
-是你发现尸体的吗肖小姐 -今天早上
- So, you found the body, Miss Shaw? - This morning,
我给他送简报的时候
when I brought down his briefing file.
你说你是皮尔西先生的"主要生命推动者"
And you say you were Mr. Piercey's "Principal Life Enabler"?
-不确定那是... -我们这里不用传统职衔
- I'm unsure what that-- - We reject traditional job titles here.
科技公♥司♥嘛
It's a tech thing.
那你的职位在传统意义上就是...
But in traditional terms, you'd be...
个人助手
Personal assistant.
叫我诺拉就好了
And please, call me Nora.
这个地方还有别的隐情吗
This place has a second story?
没有
No.
探路者和购物者经济上巨大的收益
You see, the financial success of Pathseeker and Shopulent
让康奈尔可以集中注意力
freed Cornell to focus on the challenges
对付他认为最挑战人性的问题
he felt most pressing to humanity.
最近康奈尔的时间和精力
Recently Cornell's time and mental energy
大部分被Z计划占了
was largely taken up by Project Z.
Z计划
Project Z?
以朱苏德拉命名
For Ziusudra,
苏美尔人遇到圣经中洪水灾难时
builder of the ark in the Sumerian precursor
方舟的建造者
to the biblical flood myth.
但我们都直接称之为"堡垒"
But mostly we just call it "the bunker."
康奈尔计算出某种大灾难
Cornell calculated that some sort of apocalypse event
马上就要来临
was near imminent,
所以他的目标是要为人类提供一个
so the goal was to provide a secure habitat
可供20年重新繁衍生息的地方
for a re-population-capable group for 20 years.
这更符合你的期望吗
This more what you expected?
这更符合我的期望
This is more what I expected.
这是我所期望的
And this was what I was expecting.
这是我所期望的这是什么
This isn't what I was expecting. What's this?
这是他计划邀请的人名单
This was his list of who he intended to invite inside.
佩顿·查尔斯她为什么也在上面
Peyton Charles? Why is she on it?
我不知道但是皮尔西先生肯定有他的考虑
I don't know, but I'm sure Mr. Piercey had his reasons.
提前说一下我有不在场证明的
Just so you know, I have an alibi.
我是僵尸
第五季第四集
一点都不讨厌
我没有生气
I'm not mad.
灾难到来我在和骑摩托车的食人族战斗时
In an apocalypse, it'd give me solace knowing
你安全地在康奈尔的堡垒里
you're safe in Cornell's bunker,
我会很安心的
while I battle motorcycle cannibals.
我从来没见过这家伙好吗
I've never even met the guy. Okay?
不好意思抱歉我迟到了准备好了吗
Uh, hi. Sorry. I'm so sorry I'm late. You ready?
没关系我们准备好了
Yeah, apology accepted. We're definitely ready.
我们要演几幕显然还有待进步
We have some scenes for you, still a work-in-progress, obviously,
所以大家客气点
so please be kind.
但是序章
But, the premise.
一对僵尸夫妇对于新来的人类邻居很不习惯
A zombie couple struggles to deal with their new human neighbors.
不说废话了接下来为大家演出《僵尸你好》
Without any further ado, we'd like to present to you, Hi, Zombie.
等等等等我给你们说一下布景
Wait, wait, wait. I'll just set the scene for you here.
好了厨房♥内部
Okay. So, interior kitchen--
你们可以直接开始了
You can just start.
好吧
Okay, so...
开始
Go.
谢谢你们邀请我们来还借了我们钳子
Thanks for inviting us over, and for loaning Jeff the pliers.
当然了自从你们搬过来起
Of course, we wanted to have you guys for dinner
我们就想邀请你们共进晚餐
since you moved in.
看莫莉他们会吃了我们
See, Molly? They're gonna eat us. -
然后艾德进来了我是艾德
And then, enter Ed. I'm Ed.
伙计们杰夫你看了比赛最后了吗
Hey, guys. Hey, Jeff, did you see the end of the game?
嗯我们在加时赛输了
Yeah. We lost in overtime.
在加时赛输了
Lost in overtime!
这时候艾德的眼睛变成红色
Okay, so, at this point Ed's eyes go fully red,
他开始砸微波炉
and he smashes the microwave.
微波炉砸
Microwave, smash.
-先打住吧 -为什么
- Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right here. - Why?
我们想要表现出
So, what we want is a show that illustrates how despite
虽然有很多误会
all the misunderstanding,
人类和僵尸还是有比我们想象的更多的共同点
humans and zombies have more in common than we think.
好吧所以呢
Yeah, all right. So?
所以我们不希望把僵尸刻画成
So, what we don't wanna do is portray zombies
吃人的愤怒无敌怪物
as indestructible, raging monsters who eat people.
也许去掉微波炉和那一段
Maybe lose the microwave and that stuff.
在喜剧中你必须要挑战自己
In comedy, you have to challenge yourself
和观众的认知
and the audience's perception.
很好但是我想看看能改成怎么样
Good. But just see what you can do with it.
-我得先走了 -不不不
- I gotta run, actually. - No, no, no.
我解释一下在喜剧中你得...
Let me explain, see, in comedy you have--
我觉得我已经抓到重点了
I think I get the note.
我来和吉米聊聊你先走吧
How about I talk to Jimmy and you go ahead?
第一次来说不错了
Okay. Good first effort.
我先走了
I gotta run.
技术麦趣
吉米对于那些意见这么看
So, how did Jimmy take the notes?
有点不满但是我后来和他谈了谈你懂的
Got a bit testy, but I talked to him after, you know...
同为漫画爱好者
Comedy person to comedy person.
知道死因了吗
We have cause of death yet?
摄入毒蕈碱这是一种有机毒素
Ingestion of muscarine, an organic toxin
光纤帽和象牙漏斗蘑菇中都有这种致命物质
found in deadly fiber cap and ivory funnel mushrooms.
通过他吃的药进入体内的
Delivered by some kind of pills he took.
难怪现场有药瓶
Well, that explains the pill case found at the scene.
还有少量的头发纤维和隐形眼镜以外
With very little else besides a few hair fibers
就什么都没有了
and a dried-up contact lens.
还是染蓝的
Blue-tinted.
已经是蓝色的眼睛了
Kind of blue already.
有钱人啊
Rich people.
快吃脑子吧赶紧来见见新任皮尔西总裁
Come on, brain up, we're due to see the new Piercey Corp CEO.
好吧我带走吃吧
Right. I will take it on the go.
这是一个天才的脑子
You know, for a genius's brain,
我还以为会更有激♥情♥点
I thought it'd have a bit more pizzazz.
拜托你看到我吃了多少脑子了
Oh, come on. How many brains have you seen me eat?
我就是受不了你还得混红茶喝
It's just that kombucha stuff.
脑子有作用吗
So, how's the brain?
目前没什么特别的
Nothing specific so far.
你如果想要破坏什么或者...
You'll let me know if you get an urge to disrupt anything or--
这就引出了问题
Which begs the question.
思维真的能自我理解吗
Can the mind truly comprehend itself?
天原来是这样的
Oh, man. So, it's gonna be like this?
抱歉久等了梅丽莎·舒尔茨代理总裁
Sorry to keep you waiting. Melissa Schultz, acting CEO.
如你们所预见这里有点混乱
As you can imagine, things have been a bit chaotic here.
为了让我们的时间最有效化
So, to make the most efficient use of our time,
我已经将和皮尔西先生有关的所有信息
I've compiled all relevant information
都整合到了这里
about Mr. Piercey and the company here.
为了防止我是嫌犯我专门标出了
And in case I am a suspect, alibi details,
我的不在场证明我和康奈尔先生的合作史
outlines of my business history with Cornell
还有我们情感交往的细节
and details of our romantic relationship.
你们俩交往过吗
You two were in a relationship?
从我们创建了这家公♥司♥以后
Since we founded the company.
我们去年分手了
We separated last year.
里面都写了
It's in there.
是谁分手的
And who broke up with whom?
共同的决定
A mutual decision.
我在阿留申病毒那一次感染了
I was infected in the great Aleutian Flu scare.
你是一个僵尸
You're a zombie?