神探可伦坡（1971）

Columbo S02E08

Part 8 July 18, 2023, 8:16 a.m.

My hand was shaking.
When I broke the egg, I was nervous.
我的手在颤抖。
当我打破鸡蛋时，我很紧张。
你很好。
不，真的。
You were fine.
No, really.
Paris 先生，这是
一个非常非常重要的时刻。
Mr. Paris, this was
a very, very big moment.
You were an asset to the show.
Believe me. I looked all right then?
你是节目的亮点。
相信我。那我看起来还好吗？
You looked fine.
Photographically?
你看起来很好。
从照片上看？
You looked wonderful.
I didn't say much.
你看起来很棒。
我没说太多。
我不记得说过什么。
你在想什么，中尉？
I don't remember saying anything.
What's on your mind, Lieutenant?
我记得我绕过这个拐角，然后
从那里开始，什么也没有。我不记得了。
I remember coming around this corner, and then,
from there on in, nothing. I couldn't remember.
你知道吗，我妻子做饭
你所有的食谱？
You know, my wife cooks
all your recipes?
When I first met you, I didn't mention
that I really knew who you were,
当我第一次见到你时，我没有提到
我真的知道你是谁，
但是当我回家的时候，
我告诉她...
but when I went home,
I told her...
好吧，她完全崩溃了。
她是你的忠实粉丝。
Well, she absolutely fell down.
She's a big fan of yours.
I forgot to say hello.
我忘记打招呼了
我好紧张，
我忘了打招呼。
I was so nervous,
I forgot to say hello.
Isn't that something? She'll kill me.
Lieutenant, what's on your mind?
不是吗？她会杀了我。
中尉，你在想什么？
你知道
问题是什么？
You know
what the problem is?
每当她尝试您
的某个食谱时，都是一场灾难。
Whenever she tries one of your
recipes, it's a disaster.
彻底的灾难。她按照你的
不折不扣的指示去做。相信我。
A total disaster. And she follows your
instructions to the letter. Believe me.
Disaster.
I don't know what it is.
灾难。
我不知道那是什么。
But the souffl?falls down, the cake hardens.
You name it. Disaster.
但是蛋奶酥掉下来了，蛋糕变硬了。
随便你怎么说。灾难。
你知道我告诉她什么吗？
我告诉她这是设备。
You know what I told her?
I told her it was the equipment.
Lieutenant, I'm afraid I'm gonna be out of my teens
by the time this conversation gets anywhere.
中尉，我恐怕到这次谈话进行到任何地方时，我都已经十几岁了
。
Do you ever recommend any equipment,
like say, for instance, a mixer?
你有没有推荐过任何设备，
比如调音台？
你知道吗，你手里拿着的那些小型电动
搅拌器之一？
You know, one of those small electrical
mixers that you hold in your hand?
No, I'm not permitted to endorse any
products by brand names, no. I'm sorry.
不，我不允许以品牌名称为任何
产品背书，不。对不起。
Oh, I didn't know that. Oh.
哦，我不知道。哦。
嗯，呃，你知道，
我确实想告诉你，
Well, uh, you know,
I did wanna tell you,
they've definitely established now that your
uncle passed away from an electrical shock.
现在他们肯定确定你
叔叔死于电击。
我认为你应该
意识到这一点。
I thought you should
be aware of that.
Oh. I... don't understand.
哦。我不明白。
我的意思是，呃...你是说
来自健身器材？
I mean, uh... You mean
from the exercise machine?
不，我派了一名电工去那里。
机器工作得非常完美。
No. I sent an electrician out there.
The machine works absolutely perfectly.
Well, that doesn't
make any sense.
嗯，这
没有任何意义。
我的意思是...
你有什么想法吗？
I mean...
do you have any ideas?
Yes, sir, I do.
是的，先生，我知道。
对我来说似乎相当确定
你的叔叔被谋杀了。
Seems reasonably certain to me
that your uncle was murdered.
Oh, come on, Columbo.
Come on!
哦，加油，哥伦布。
加油！
This melodramatic sleuthing
is driving me crazy.
这种夸张的侦探
快把我逼疯了。
看，我不...我不喜欢
粗鲁，中尉，
Look, I don't... I don't like
being rude, Lieutenant,
但我真的必须走了
but I really must go.
例如，
楼上的浴缸...
For instance,
that upstairs bathtub...
如果有人进去，比方说，
把一个电器丢在那里，
If somebody went in there and, let's say,
dropped an electrical appliance in there,
in that bathtub, during a time
when it was occupied, I mean.
在那个浴缸里，我的意思是在它被占用的时候
。
Look, you come in here
with the subtlety of a train wreck,
看，你进来这里
带着火车残骸的微妙，
然后你问我
我用什么电动搅拌机。
and you ask me
what electric mixers I use.
I didn't wanna bother you personally,
but I checked with your secretary.
我不想亲自打扰你，
但我和你的秘书核实过。
She told me you ordered up two
brand-new mixers only last week.
她告诉我你上周才订购了两个
全新的搅拌机。
My brother put you up to it, right?
我哥哥让你受够了，对吧？
No, sir. No, he didn't.
不，先生。不，他没有。
One, two.
一，二。
Yeah, my brother's beautiful. He's beautiful.
I'm sure he put it to you.
是的，我哥哥很漂亮。他很漂亮。
我确定他把它送给了你。
Oh, I can see him now.
Yes, my brother.
哦，我现在可以看到他了。
是的，我的兄弟。
“Dexter？不可靠。
外行。
"Dexter? Unreliable.
Dilettante.
“等待叔叔死去
这样他就可以养活他的数百万美元。
"Waiting for Uncle to die
so he can feed off his millions.
"Yes. If you want a suspect, I suggest
you keep an eye on him, Lieutenant.
“是的。如果你想要一个嫌疑犯，我建议
你密切关注他，中尉。
Must go now.
Terribly sorry. Toodle-oo."
现在必须走了。
非常抱歉。嘟嘟嘟。”
- How was that? Close?
- Close? That was terrific!
- 怎么样？关闭？
- 关闭？太棒了！
是的。你很有才华。
不，我是那个意思。
Yeah. You're very talented.
No, I mean that.
Thank you. And you're right.
That's pretty much what he said.
谢谢。你是对的。
他几乎就是这么说的。
让我问你一个问题。
你对他发表过同样的诽谤言论吗？
Let me ask you a question.
Did you hurl the same defamatory remarks at him?
先生，他似乎没有太多
杀你叔叔的动机。
He doesn't seem to have much
of a motive to kill your uncle, sir.
I mean, he's established.
我的意思是，他已经确定了。
He has money of his own.
Let me tell you something, Lieutenant.
他有自己的钱。
让我告诉你一件事，中尉。
我的兄弟恰好是
习惯的产物。
My brother happens to be
a creature of habit.
Today is Wednesday, correct?
今天是星期三，对吗？
他有没有碰巧告诉你他要
飞往旧金山出差？
Did he happen to tell you he was gonna
fly to San Francisco on a business trip?
Yes. That's amazing.
Yes, he did.
是的。太棒了。
是的，他做到了。
Yeah, I thought so.
是的，我是这么认为的。
You doing anything
for the next couple of hours?
接下来的几个小时
你在做什么吗？
Come on.
Where are we going?
来吧。
我们要去哪里？
We're gonna visit my brother,
see his motive.