你总是想象
我跳进了全城的床上。
我从来没有这样做过。
哦,亚历克斯,不要。我认识你。
I've never done that.
Oh, Alex, don't. I know you.
Why do all these people
feel that they know me?
为什么所有这些人
觉得他们了解我?
I feel like I'm being
seen through.
我感觉自己被
看透了。
As if I'm in some
constant masquerade.
就好像我在某个
持续的假面舞会中一样。
我只是我自己。
看着我。
I'm just myself.
Look at me.
我就是我。
我就是你所看到的。
I'm just me.
I am what you see.
现在,您认为
发生了什么?
Now, what do you think
happened?
你认为我和 Jenifer 做♥爱♥
然后她为我自杀了?
You think I made love to Jenifer
and then she killed herself for me?
No, no, no.
No, I don't. I...
不,不,不。
不,我不知道。我...
我不知道自己在想什么
有时。对不起。
I don't know what I'm thinking
sometimes. I'm sorry.
我真的很抱歉。
我很好,可爱的小珍妮丝。
I really am sorry.
I'm just nice, sweet little Janice.
Nice little Janice. I'm awful.
The things I think!
漂亮的小珍妮丝。我很糟糕。
我的想法!
Tell me why.
告诉我为什么。
No, I can't.
不,我不能。
Why... why did you marry me?
有时我想知道你为什么嫁给我。
Why... Why did you marry me?
Sometimes I wonder why you married me.
I mean, I'm not talented,
I'm nothing. Why?
我的意思是,我没有天赋,
我什么都不是。为什么?
Why me?
为什么是我?
只有一个原因。
Just one reason.
What?
I love you.
什么?
我爱你。
啊。
Ah.
是吗?
先生 本尼迪克特回家?
Yes?
Mr. Benedict home?
你是音乐家?
不,警♥察♥。
You musician?
No, cop.
Cop?
Policeman.
警♥察♥?
警♥察♥。
C- O-L-U-M-B-O.
Me.
C- OLUMBO.
我。
哦!请进。
你这个音乐家。
Oh! Come in, please.
You musician.
你留下来。本尼迪克特先生!
You stay. Mr. Benedict!
Mr. Benedict!
本尼迪克特先生!
Mr. Benedict.!
本尼迪克特先生!
好的。好的。
All right. All right.
好的,现在。放轻松,
现在。别紧张。
All right, now. Take it easy,
now. Take it easy.
I never got to ask you last night
what I wanted to ask you.
我昨晚还没来得及问你
我想问你的事。
There's a time and a place
for everything.
一切都有时间和地点
。
昨晚时间不对。
自杀令人沮丧……
Last night was the wrong time.
Suicide's depressing...
Anyway, I happened to be in the
neighborhood today... That's not true.
不管怎样,我今天碰巧在
附近……那不是真的。
我真的是来看你的。
我不想显得放肆...
I really came out here to see ya.
I don't wanna appear presumptuous...
All right. Let's go inside.
We'll be more comfortable. No, no.
好的。我们进去吧。
我们会更舒服。不,不。
No, no? I'm not goin' in there.
I'm not messin' up the room.
不,不?我不会进去的。
我不会把房♥间弄得一团糟。
我有老婆 我知道那是什么。
你早上突然到达......
I have a wife. I know what that is.
You arrive in the morning unannounced...
我昨晚没来得及问你
我想问你的事。前进。
I never got to ask ya last night
what I wanted to ask ya. Go ahead.
Terrific place. Terrific.
很棒的地方。了不起。
Thank you. We like it.
谢谢。我们喜欢它。
我可以进去看看吗?
快速浏览一下。前进。
Could I take a look in there?
Just a quick look. Go ahead.
Gotta be a 40-foot living room.
Forty by 20.
必须是一个 40 英尺的客厅。
40 x 20。
Dining room's 1 5 feet deep.
I can't see the rest.
餐厅 1 5 英尺深。
我看不到其余部分。
Windows, windows, windows. Ideal.
This is a dream house. I'm glad you like it.
窗户,窗户,窗户。理想。
这是一个梦想中的房♥子。很高兴你喜欢。
You're from New York?
Yeah, I'm from New York.
你来自纽约?
是的,我来自纽约。
在这里更好,对吧?
好吧,这里更舒服。
Better out here, right?
Well, it's more comfortable.
我可以问你一个私人问题吗?
拜托。
Can I ask you a personal question?
Please.
What do you pay in taxes
on this place?
你
在这个地方交了什么税?
每年 1 8,000 美元。
$1 8,000 a year.
Three times 1 8, carry the 2 4,
seven down, bring down the zero...
三次 1 8,进位 2 4,
七向下,向下 0...
Place cost you 720,000.
Seven hundred fifty thousand.
地方花了你 720,000.
七十五万。
Could I look in there?
Yeah, go ahead.
我可以进去看看吗?
好的,请继续。
Listen, uh... How did you arrive
at that figure, 7 50,000?
听着,呃...你是怎么得出这个数字的
7 50,000?
It's real estate rule of thumb.
It's a trick. No magic.
这是房♥地♥产♥的经验法则。
这是一个把戏。没有魔法。
我不是鉴定师
或类似的人。
I'm not an appraiser
or anything like that.
我能问你点事吗?
继续。
Can I ask you something?
Go ahead.
你
家具里有多少钱?
How much you got
in the furniture?
哦... 二十万,100,000,给予
或索取 100,000。像那样的东西。
Oh... Two hundred thousand, 1 00,000, give
or take 1 00,000. Something like that.
I'll take it.
我会接受的。
我可以问你一个私人问题吗?
可以。
Can I ask you a personal question?
Yes.
你有什么具体的
想和我谈谈的吗?
Did you have anything specific that
you wanted to talk to me about?
No, I'm gonna get to that, but I'm
fascinated by money. Aren't you?
不,我会讲到那个,但我
对金钱很着迷。你不是吗?
是的,我对金钱很着迷,
因为它的作用。就这样。
Yeah, I'm fascinated by money,
for what it can do. That's all.
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, what I was gonna
ask you is this: How much do you make?
是的,是的。不管怎样,我要
问你的是:你赚多少钱?
我认为这很无礼。
我赚了多少钱?
I think that's very impertinent.
How much do I make?
- 旅游?音乐会?
- 我不知道。我不知道。
- Tours? Concerts?
- I don't know. I don't know.
发布?等等,等等。
我不知道。
Publishing? Et cetera, et cetera.
I don't know.
我每年赚 11,000 美元。
I make $11,000 a year.
So at $11,000 a year,
I got $7 50,000 for the house,
所以每年 11,000 美元,
我得到了 7 50,000 美元的房♥子,
$1 8,000 in taxes,
200 in furniture.
1 8,000 美元的税收,
200 美元的家具。
- How much help do you have?
- I have five, including the gardener.
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