神探可伦坡（1971）

Columbo S02E08

Part 5 July 18, 2023, 8:16 a.m.

Really, take off your shoe.
Compare your arch to this arch.
You see, now that's not a cop's arch.
Lieutenant.
你看，这不是警♥察♥的拱门。
中尉。
Let's compare arches.
May I make it easy for you?
让我们比较一下拱门。
我可以让你简单点吗？
是的，先生。
Yes, sir.
I'm sure you've surmised that my brother and I stand to
inherit my uncle's estate, which is about $3 million, right?
我敢肯定你已经猜到我和我哥哥会
继承我叔叔的遗产，大约 300 万美元，对吧？
是的，先生，我知道了。
Yes, sir, I gathered that.
我也有扁平足。
不是开玩笑吧？
I also have flat feet.
No kidding?
你真的是……你真的是……
You really are... You really are...
他真的在努力让这
看起来像是在犯规。
He's really trying to make this
seem like there's foul play.
- It's incre... Incredible.
- Well, you have to admit there's something peculiar.
- 它增加了……令人难以置信。
- 好吧，你必须承认有些东西很奇怪。
为什么有人会做很多击剑，
来这里洗个澡，
Why would somebody do a lot of fencing,
come in here and take a bath,
然后马上跑到健身房♥
再做一次锻炼？
and then right away run down to the gym
and do another exercise session?
I don't understand that.
Do you understand that?
我不明白。
你明白吗？
Norman.
诺曼。
Lieutenant, this is
my loving brother, Norman.
中尉，这是
我亲爱的兄弟诺曼。
Mrs. Peck 告诉我
你在考虑尸检？
Mrs. Peck informs me
you're considering an autopsy?
Norman, Lt. Columbo
是一名成熟的侦探。
Norman, Lt. Columbo
is a full-fledged sleuth.
凶杀案。他怀疑犯规。
Homicide. He suspects foul play.
From you?
来自你？
中尉，冒着多管闲事的风险，
At the risk of being officious, Lieutenant,
uh, I think an autopsy might be
a very-very good idea indeed.
嗯，我认为尸检可能
确实是一个非常非常好的主意。
你知道，呃，中尉，我们是
非常相同的双胞胎，诺曼和我。
You know, uh, Lieutenant, we are
very identical twins, Norman and I.
他也有扁平足。
He, too, has flat feet.
530, 540, 5 50,
530, 540, 5 50,
5 50... $5 54,000。
5 50... $5 54,000.
5 54,000 现金。
Paris 先生，请你签字好吗？
5 54,000 cash.
Would you please sign this, Mr. Paris?
Certainly.
You all right, Lieutenant?
当然。
你还好吗，中尉？
哦，是的，先生，我很好。只是我这辈子都没
身边有那么多钱。
Oh, yes, sir, I'm fine. It's just that I haven't
been around so much money in my whole life.
你习惯了。
你习惯了吗？
You get used to it.
You do?
So, it wasn't ordinary heart failure
after all, hmm?
那么，这不是普通的心力衰竭
毕竟，嗯？
呃，不，先生。不，不是。
不，他们称之为，呃，心室纤维……
Uh, no, sir. No, it wasn't.
No, they call it, uh, ventricular fibril...
Fibrillation.
颤动。
I know that word
and I can never pronounce it.
我知道这个词
但我永远不会发音。
无论如何，严重的心脏病发作。
就是这样。
Anyway, severe heart seizure.
That's what it is.
你知道，一个强烈的打击。
某种震惊。像这样的东西。
You know, a strong blow.
Some kind of shock. Things like that.
乔治，你有一些文书工作要做吗？
哦，是的，先生。打扰一下。
George, you have some paperwork to do?
Oh, yes, sir. Excuse me.
你是说某种震惊？
心理上的还是身体上的？
Some kind of shock, you say?
Psychological or physical?
呃，好吧，这可能是
他这个年纪的男人中的任何一个。
Uh, well, it could be
either one in a man his age.
Yes, but what about tension or garden-variety
overexertion? I mean, in a man his age.
是的，但是紧张或普通
用力过度怎么办？我的意思是，在他这个年纪的男人身上。
嗯，嗯，是的，嗯，是的。
Uh, well, yes, uh, yes.
我得告诉你，如果我不得不
花掉所有这些钱，我会精神崩溃的。我的意思是，责任。
I gotta tell you, I'd be a nervous wreck if I had to
work around all this money. I mean, the responsibility.
What you mean is you're measuring my traits and
responses against those of my brother. Not so?
你的意思是你在衡量我的特征和
对我兄弟的反应。不是吗？
Why would I do that?
Why not?
我为什么要这样做？
为什么不呢？
因为你在四处嗅探
寻找可能的凶杀案嫌疑人。
Because you're sniffing around
for a suspect to a possible homicide.
Again not so?
You are a very logical man.
又不是吗？
你是一个非常有逻辑的人。
Boy, are you logical.
Yes, but let me tell you what I am not.
孩子，你有逻辑吗。
是的，但让我告诉你我不是。
我既不是轻浮的也不是外行，既不是
不可靠的也不是低生活的海绵...
I'm neither flighty nor a dilettante, neither
unreliable nor a low-life sponger...
who chases women and dreams of
inheriting other people's wealth.
追逐女人和梦想
继承他人财富的人。
现在，我相信，我兄弟和我自己之间的任何比较都会结束...
Now that, I trust, will end any comparison
between my brother and myself...
and any conjecture as to
who the logical suspect might be.
以及关于
逻辑嫌疑人可能是谁的任何猜测。
美好的一天。
Mr. 巴黎。
Good day.
Mr. Paris.
我还有一件事想和
和你谈谈。这是相当个人化的。
There's one other thing I wanted to talk
to you about. It's rather personal.
Yes, I know. Because my uncle died before his
marriage, I stand to inherit half of his estate.
是的，我知道。因为我叔叔在他
结婚之前就去世了，我可以继承他的一半财产。
But, as to that being any sort of motive,
let me point out...
但是，至于这是任何一种动机，
让我指出...
我自己很富有，
that I am wealthy in my own right,
没有妻子和
亲爱的孩子来妨碍我。
with neither wife nor
darling kiddies to encumber me.
And if, in fact, I were possessed
of a criminal mind,
事实上，如果我拥有
犯罪心理，
我会发现它很容易盗用...
I would find it much,
much simpler to embezzle...
比为了它杀了我叔叔，
than to kill my uncle for it,
which is more than
I can say for my brother.
这比
我可以为我的兄弟说。
Now, if you'll excuse me, uh,
现在，请原谅，呃，
我正好有 47 分钟
赶飞机去旧金山。
I have exactly 47 minutes
to catch a plane to San Francisco.
美好的一天。
Good day.
男孩，太棒了。
你怎么能坚持这么久？
Boy, that's wonderful.
How do you hold it so long?
是不是你的耳朵嗡嗡作响或类似的声音，
所有的血都冲到你的头上了吗？
Don't your ears ring or anything like that,
all that blood rushing to your head?
这就是它的用途。
为大脑提供食物。
That's what it's for.
Feeds the brain.
我认为每天给大脑喂食两次是必不可少的
。
I consider it essential
to feed the brain twice a day.
- 希望您不介意等待。
- 不，一点也不。不，我喜欢看。
- I hope you don't mind waiting.
- No, not at all. No, I enjoy watching.
Well, why don't you come out here
and I can hear you a little better.
好吧，你为什么不出来这里
我可以更清楚地听到你的声音。
哦，很好。
Oh, fine.
介意我现在问你几个问题吗？
不介意。
Mind if I ask you a few questions now?
No.
女士，我知道您向我们提供了关于
巴黎先生去世当晚发生的事情的完整报告，
Ma'am, I know that you gave us a full report on
what happened the night of Mr. Paris's death,
但我确实有几个
简短的小问题...非常简短。
but I did have a couple of
short little questions... very short.
I suppose you did know
Mr. Paris's two nephews?
我想你确实知道
Mr. 帕里斯的两个侄子？
Oh, Dexter I knew.
The other one I think is a banker.