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Brooklyn Nine-Nine S01E17

Part 5 Oct. 1, 2020, 12:39 p.m.

I checked your phone.
我看了你手♥机♥
There were a hundred texts from Vivian, worried about you,
Vivian给你发了一大堆短♥信♥ 说很担心你
a selfie that I can never unsee,
还有张我这辈子都无法摆脱的自♥拍♥照
and dozens of voice mails.
还有几十个语♥音♥留言
Hey, chucklebunny, it's me.
嘿查尔小兔子是我
You disappeared last night, and you were acting weird.
你昨晚匆匆忙忙地走举止又很奇怪
And I'm worried it's because I'm moving too fast.
我很担心是因为我太急进了
I really wanna see you.
我很想见你
I know it's 3:00 a.m, but we should feed each other falafel
我知道现在是凌晨三点可不如我们穿着内衣裤
in our underwear. okay.
互喂沙拉三明治吧好了
I know it when I hear it.
我一听就知道了
She's full Boyle.
她也情痴Boyle了
Full Boyle for Boyle.
Boyle的情痴Boyle
I took the liberty of texting her,
我自作主张给她发了短♥信♥
and telling her to come meet you here.
让她来这里见你
I thought you might wanna give her this,
我猜你可能想送她这个
or something considerably nicer.
或者更好点的
That is definitely not platinum.
这绝对不是白金的
You really think this is a good idea?
你觉得这样好吗
Buddy, I honestly don't know,
老实说我不知道
but you're definitely not gonna scare her off.
但你肯定吓不跑她了
I say do whatever makes you happiest.
就做能让你最开心的事吧
Jakey, you're the best.
Jakey 你最好了
Your body is trembling like a leaf.
你怎么浑身发抖啊
I'm so excited.
我太兴奋了
Yes! Yes?
我愿意真的吗
Yes!
真的
Charles is engaged.
Charles竟然订婚了
You handled this really well, Peralta.
干得不错啊 Peralta
I take back what I said about you being immature.
我收回那些说你不成熟的话
Oh, apology accepted, fart monster.
噢我接受你的道歉放屁兽
Okay.
好吧
Ohh. Oh, no.
噢噢不是吧
Oh, boy. Okay.
噢天啊好吧
Yeah, this is turning into a live sex show.
看来要上演场活色生香的真人性秀
Yeah, let's go. Oh, no.
呃走吧噢不是啊
I wasn't saying it in a bad way.
我不是说这样不好啊
Jake! Yep.
Jake 来了
Although they can't see us.
但是他们看不见我们啊
Jake! Yep.
Jake 来了