神烦警探

Brooklyn Nine-Nine S01E05

Part 5 Oct. 1, 2020, 12:35 p.m.

Cracked the case all by yourself.
完全由你侦破
We done here?
我们完事儿了吧
Yeah. Yeah, we're done here.
恩我们完事儿了
Hey, keep up the bad work, champ.
干的真差还请继续小冠军
Here it comes.
又来了
Why does he keep touching my butt?
他干嘛老是碰我屁♥股♥
Stay foxy. Die lonely.
请保持媚劲儿请孤独终老
Well, case closed. Good work, everyone.
结案了大伙儿干得不错
Let's, uh, call it a night without any further discussion.
我想我们今晚就不必再进一步讨论了吧
No!
错
All of you broke into a crime scene
你们都闯进了案发现场
under the influence of alcohol,
在酒精的影响下
overstepped your jurisdiction, and disobeyed my direct orders.
逾越了你们的管辖范围还违背了我的直接指示
Everyone involved tonight is gonna get written up.
参与此事的所有人都要记录在案
Okay, fine.
好吧
Here's everyone who was there.
所有人都在这儿了
Jake Peralta, J. Peralta,
Jake Peralta J. Peralta
Dr. Jacob Peralta,
Jacob Peralta博士
who has a PhD in slow-jam studies
慢摇博士学位
from funktown state university,
放克州立大学
also involved was the right honorable J... Okay, enough.
参与的还有尊敬的J 够了
My point is it was a Peralta special, sir.
我想说的是这是Peralta独家长官
No one else was there.
没别人参与了
Well, Detective, I'm happy to see
警探我很高兴看到
you're learning how to be part of a team.
你在学习如何成为团队的一员
Everybody go home. Sleep it off.
都回家去吧好好睡一觉
Sir? Thank you.
长官谢谢你
Ultimately, it was our raw sexual chemistry
最后是我们狂野的性化学反应
that helped him overcome his crippling fear.
帮他战胜了强烈的恐惧
You should just stay in the office all day every day
你就每天都整天坐在办公室里
and be my bestie.
做我闺蜜吧
You could join my dance troupe, floorgasm.
你可以加入我的舞蹈团在地板上挥洒我们的体液
We're looking for a man of precisely your...
我们正在寻找完全和你
It's gonna be a long road,
道路会很漫长
but I'm ready to get myself back in the game.
但我准备好回到前线了
I know you will.
我知道你会的
I mean, eventually...
我是说最后一定会
Not tonight.
不是今晚
I need to go hug my baby girls.
我得回去抱抱我的宝贝女儿
Excuse me.
不好意思
Jake, I have to say, the way you handled things
Jake 我得说你昨天处理
with the vulture yesterday was very mature.
秃鹰那事儿的时候表现的很成熟
Well, sometimes in life,
在生活中有时候
you just have to take the high road.
你不得不站在道德制高点
Oop! Time's up!
时间到了
Can't wait to see it. Ah, here we go.
等不及要看了来吧
That's good suction. Oh!
吸附力真强嗷
Ooh!
噢
Check it out!
看看
Perfect, right? Yeah!
简直完美没错
"Dear vulture,
"亲爱的秃鹰
"Enjoy my big white ass.
"请享用我的大白屁♥股♥
Jake."
Jake"
Here you are.
好了
Always take the high road, Charles.
永远要站在道德制高点 Charles
Always take the high road.
永远站在道德制高点