神烦警探

Brooklyn Nine-Nine S01E09

Part 3 Oct. 1, 2020, 12:36 p.m.

Well, I know my way around a computer, that's for sure.
计算机我还是颇有一套的这是肯定的
Query: What's your favorite Jay-Z song?
提问你最喜欢Jay-Z哪首歌♥
I'm sorry?
什么
Favorite Jay-Z song?
最喜欢Jay-Z哪首歌♥
She's kidding.
她开玩笑呢
Hmm. No, I'm not. What is it?
才不是哪首
I don't know.
我不知道
I'm sorry about her. Okay.
我替她道歉好吧
What's your experience with cyber-security?
你在互联网方面的经验如何
Uh, well, I added encryption software...
我新增了加密软件
But seriously, what's your favorite Jay-Z song?
说真的你最喜欢Jay-Z哪首歌♥
I don't know! Big pimpin'? It's big pimpin'!
我不知道 Big Pimpin吧 Big Pimpin
Mm, wrong answer, friend.
答错了伙计
And that's, um, how I got involved in, you know, systems analysis.
这就是我如何进入系统分♥析♥这个圈子的
I'm sorry. I'm really nervous.
抱歉我很紧张
There's no need to be nervous.
没什么好紧张的
Yeah, we're all just calm, cool, collected...
对我们都很放松淡定镇静
Was that a little sudden?
是不是有点点突然
What would you say is your biggest weakness as an employee?
你觉得你作为雇员最大的缺点是什么
I'm sorry, what was the question again?
不好意思你问什么来着
He said, "What's your biggest weakness as an employee?"
他说 "你作为雇员最大的缺点是什么"
That's just gross.
好恶心
I'm sorry, I just have a skootch of gingivitis.
不好意思我有牙龈炎
So I'm trying to treat that as best I can.
得好好对待我的牙齿
Sorry. You seem disgusted.
抱歉好像恶心到你了
Here's an itemized list of everything taken from the garden apartment.
这是花♥园♥公♥寓♥的失窃物品清单
TV, computer...
电视电脑
"Ster-b-eo"?
"音想"
Uh-oh, spelling error.
啊哦写错字了
That's not very Captain-y.
这可不像警监噢
Oh, my God, enough.
天哪你够了吧
I just think that you meant "Stereo," Not "Ster-b-eo."
我只是觉得这里应该是"音响"不是"音想"
Did you mean "Ster-b-eo," Captain?
你是想说"音想"吗警监大人
That's it. Get in my car, now.
够了滚上我的车现在
And if you say another word,
如果你再多说一个字
I promise you, you will regret it.
我保证你会后悔的
Aye aye, cap... Ow, okay.
遵命船喔好痛
Fine, I regret it. Ah... I'll go. I'm going.
好了我后悔了我去我去
These firemen are not moving.
这些消防员根本不会走
We gotta distract 'em.
我们要引开他们
Tell 'em your little boy's cat got stuck up in a tree.
告诉他们你儿子的猫被困在树上了
Ooh, undercover work. I love it.
噢卧底行动我喜欢
I need more back story.
我需要更具体的背景
First off, can it be my daughter's cat?
首先可以说我女儿的猫吗
Okay, but if you get made because of that, it's on you.
好吧如果你因此被拆穿了不要怪我
Fine. Let's talk about the cat.
好吧那说说猫吧
Short-hair, long-hair? Tabby?
短毛长毛有斑纹吗
Short-hair, calico.
短毛白猫
The son is adopted. Your wife is in a coma.
儿子是领养的老婆昏迷躺在医院
Oh, that's brutal. I like it.
好悲惨我喜欢
Hey, guys? Guys, I really need your help.
嘿两位我需要帮助
My little boy, Brian, my angel,
我的宝贝儿子 Brian
I bought him a short-haired calico
我给他买♥♥了一只短毛的白猫
after my wife fell into a coma... Motorcycle crash.
在我老婆昏迷之后呃摩托车事故造成的
And now the cat's stuck in a tree.
现在那猫被困在树上了
He's a cute kid.
是只很可爱的小猫
Kinda looks like you. Handsome guy.
和你挺像的是个帅哥
Handsome little guy.
小帅哥
Oh, hey. Just got locked out, so...
嘿不小心被锁在外面了所以
He doesn't care.
他不在乎
Brian was adopted, so he has abandonment issues.
Brian是领养的所以有点敏感
Just struck out at tee-ball last week.
上个星期打球被虐惨了
Everyone called him "Cryin' Brian."
大家都叫他爱哭鬼Brian
Hello, Peralta.
嗨 Peralta
Aah!
靠
You looking for something?
在找什么吗
What is the deal with you and this second-rate pizza joint?
你和这家二流披萨店到底有什么关系
This place is a Brooklyn institution,
这是布鲁克林的经典地标好吗
and I'm here because you think Sal did it
我在这里是因为你冤枉Sal放火
and you're wrong!
大错特错
He did do it!
确实是他做的
Sal was in financial trouble,
Sal有经济问题
he has no alibi,
没有不在场证明
and in cases of arson, the owner always did it.
而且纵火案十有八♥九♥都是受害人自己干的
What's going on, sir?
什么情况长官
What's going on is that Peralta has screwed with me for the last time,
情况就是 Peralta来捣了最后一次乱
and now he's gonna pay.
他要吃不了兜着走了
Oh, you know what, Boone? Any time you want to...
你知道吗 Boone 每次你想要
Well, that escalated fast.
哇就开始动手了
They're getting nervous, Jake! They're getting nervous!
他们被惹毛了 Jake 他们被惹毛了
Get off him, Boone! You big marshmallow!
放手 Boone 你个死胖子
Hey, break it up! Now!
快把他们分开马上
Hey, hey, hey! Don't tell my guys what to do!
别指挥我的人
Don't tell me what to tell people what to do!
你管我指挥谁
Well, make me not do it, tough guy.
我管了你要怎样
Hey, break it up!
嘿放手
I apologize, marshal Boone, for Detective Peralta's actions,
Boone队长我为Peralta警探的行为向你道歉
something I find myself doing quite frequently.
都不知道这是第几次了
In my defense,
允许我辩解一下
I was the only one saying we should stop hitting.
我是唯一一个叫大家停手的人
Stop hitting them!
停手啊
Kicking them will hurt more!
用脚踢更痛
Okay, I'm a reasonable man, so I'm just gonna say this.
好我是讲道理的人就这样吧
Fire Peralta immediately.
立即开除Peralta
He started a fight.
都是他开的头
He overstepped his jurisdiction.
他越权了
And he's obsessed with this pizza place.
还对这个披萨店有莫名的执念
What I'm obsessed with is how you're bungling this investigation.
我是对你如何搞砸这个案子有执念
They should write a song about it
他们应该写首歌♥
called welcome to the bungle.
叫"欢迎来搞砸"
Seriously, why are you dragging Sal's pizza through the mud?
说真的你为什么要这样诽谤Sal的披萨店呢
That place is special.
那个地方很特别
Why's it special?
为什么
Because it's the best pizza in the neighborhood! Well...
因为那是附近最好吃的披萨这个嘛
According to Charles's email blast, it's actually number eight.
根据Charles的披萨排行它是第八
Captain reads my blast.
警监看了我的排行
Of course, it's the only one that measures mouth-feel.
当然你的排行是唯一考虑了口感的
What, are you kidding right now?
什么你在开玩笑吗
This isn't about pizza.
这根本和披萨无关
What's it actually about?
究竟是关于什么
When I was a kid, I was shortstop on my little league team.
我小的时候是我们小联盟队里的三垒手
Oh, my God. It's the truth. It's not a brag.
天哪我没吹牛是真的
My dad was the coach, and after every game,
我爸爸是教练每场比赛结束
he would take the team to Sal's.
他都会带我们全队去Sal的披萨店
Halfway through our last season, he left me and my mom,
最后一个学期过了一半他离开了我和妈妈
and the worst part about it was
最糟糕的部分是
that I couldn't go with him to Sal's anymore.
我再也不能和他一起去Sal的披萨店了
Well, that's certainly not what I expected this to be about.
好吧这跟我想象中的完全不一样
Sorr... I'm sorry.
抱歉抱歉
I'm sorry that happened to you.
我很难过这种事发生在你身上
I mean, what kind of dad just...
什么样的爸爸
Just leaves his son like that?
会这么狠心对待自己的孩子
Look, you're... You're a cop and...
看你是个警♥察♥
And I'm a firefighter, but underneath all of it,
我是个消防员但是在内心深处
we're just two boys whose dads abandoned them.
我们就是两个被爸爸抛弃的孩子
And you and I, we're gonna solve this thing, together.
你和我我们要一起解决这件事
Okay? Okay.
好吗好吧
Okay. Yeah.
好的嗯
But first, let's hug like men.
首先来一个男人间的拥抱
Oh, boy. This is happening.
天哪什么情况啊