宋飞正传（1990）

Seinfeld S04E13

Part 4 March 3, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

Oh, my. - What?
我不确定…
Well, I'm not sure...
…但我看到了你的…
...but I think I see your...
身体做了很多保养
The human body is a lot of maintenance.
充分的洗澡，削剃清洁，修剪…
A lot of showering, a lot of shaving, a lot of cleaning, a lot of clipping...
…检查，如果你的身体是辆车，你不会去买♥♥它
...a lot of checking. If your body was a car, you wouldn't buy it.
花了很多保养费很痛苦
It's too much upkeep. It's a pain.
但是女人显然会走向极端
But women definitely go to the absolute extreme.
对我来说，女人处理身体上所有毛发的方式很奇怪
To me, it's amazing the way women take care of all the hair on their bodies.
我认为的一个神秘之处…
One of the great mysteries to me...
…就是女人可以把热蜡倒在她们的腿上…
...is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs...
…彻底刮掉毛发但依旧惧怕蜘蛛
...rip the hair out by the root and still be afraid of a spider.