发展受阻（2003）

Arrested Development S01E18

Part 1 Nov. 2, 2020, 11:56 a.m.

Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything...
故事是关于一个原本富足的家庭失去了一切
and the one son who had no choice...
其中一个儿子别无选择
but to keep them all together.
不得不撑起这个家
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Against his better judgment, Michael had recently set out...
违背了自己的理智 Michael最近决定
to have an uncomplicated one-night stand with this woman.
和这位女士发生了一段轻松的一♥夜♥情♥
And at his brother's suggestion, he gave a false identity.
在他哥的建议下他留了假名
Chareth Cutestory.
Chareth Cutestory
And what started as a
原本只是一段
night of passion with no strings attached...
无伤大雅的一夜激♥情♥
got complicated the next morning
第二天早上事情却变得复杂
when Michael found out she was blind.
Michael发现她是个盲人
He decided to keep seeing her so as not to appear superficial.
他决定继续和她交往以免显得不厚道
If it's a one-night stand, I'm not very good at it.
如果是一♥夜♥情♥ 我真的不擅长
But aren't you busy with the trial and everything?
但你不是还要忙官司的事吗
Unfortunately, the woman
不幸的是这位女士
also turned out to be his father's prosecutor.
恰好是他爸的控方律师
And so, Michael went to Maggie's to reveal his identity.
于是 Michael去向Maggie坦白他的身份
But, before he could...
可是在那之前
It's an overview of the government's case...
这是政♥府♥对布鲁斯家族一案
against the Bluth family.
所做的综合报告
What do you think? Do we have a case?
你看如何我们有足够证据吗
Meanwhile, Michael's son, George Michael...
与此同时 Michael的儿子 George Michael
discovered that his cousin Maeby had been living a double life.
发现她的表妹过着一种双重生活
Maeby, what are you doing?
Maeby 你在干嘛
I still don't get why you're
我还是不明白你
pretending to be two people, and why is one of you sick?
为何要装两个人其中一个还有病
Hey, you don't get giant checks
要是身体健康
if you're healthy. - Please welcome Surely Funke.
就拿不到巨额支票请欢迎Surely Funke
Plus, who's going to get mad at the dying girl?
何况谁会对快死的女孩发火呢
Surely's dying? I figure
Surely要死了吗我打算
I'll kill her off just before graduation.
在毕业前除掉她
Just so everyone gets really sad before prom.
让大家在毕业舞会前非常难过
Someone's going to get hurt.
有人会受到伤害
Not to mention it's kind of
更甭别说对那些真正有病的孩子
disrespectful for kids who actually have this.
这样是多么的不尊重
Not a lot of kids have B.S. These days.
现在没有多少孩子会得B.S.
What does that stand for?
那是什么意思
I don't know. It's B.S.
不知道就是B.S.
Michael wrestled with the dilemma...
Micheal为两难局面纠结不已
of whether he should look at
究竟他应不应当翻看
the evidence file of the case against his father.
有关他父亲案子的证据文件
Michael. Hey, Gob. What the hell are you wearing?
Michael Gob 你穿的啥玩意儿
What? Oh, this...
什么噢这个啊
The wife likes me in bright sweaters.
老婆喜欢让我穿颜色鲜艳的毛衣
Gob, in a series of escalating dares...
Gob 伴随着一系列愈演愈烈的疯狂事件
recently got married to a woman he had only known for an evening.
和一位女士刚认识一晚上就结婚了
Your wife? She's still your wife?
你老婆她还是你老婆
Well, I went to break up with her last night,
我昨晚去和她提分手
but my timing was not great.
但时机不对
So, I think we should talk. My parents are getting a divorce.
我觉得我们应该谈谈我父母要离婚了
Why aren't you wearing that sweater I bought you?
你为什么不♥穿♥我给你买♥♥的毛衣
What, you don't like it? No. Of course I like it.
你不喜欢吗不当然喜欢
just because I like it doesn't mean I have to wear it.
就因为我喜欢不代表我就得穿
I don't wear everything I like everyday.
不是所有我喜欢的东西我都穿
Why don't we just get a divorce? Everybody else is.
我们为何不离婚算了其他人都在离
No! We're not getting divorced.
不我们不离
She really wants to stay together, so...
她真的很想跟我在一起所以
Well, least you finally consummated it, huh?
至少你们洞房♥花烛了吧
"Consummated."
洞房♥花烛
What is up with that "Prosecutie"?
你和那位可爱的律师小姐如何了
I hope you didn't break up with her? No, I didn't.
但愿你没有和她掰了没有
And to make matters worse, she gave me this.
更糟的是她给了我这个
It's a summary of the evidence that they have against Dad.
他们用来指控老爸的证据都在这里
Okay, Michael. This makes matters better.
Michael 这是好事
Let's just destroy it and move on with our lives.
让我们把它毁掉然后该干嘛干嘛
This is not the actual evidence.
这不是真正的证据
It's just a list of the evidence.
只是证据列表
And judging by the amount of boxes
从她家里箱子的数量来看
she has in her place, I have a feeling there's a lot.
我感觉有不少
A feeling? Oh, don't tell
感觉吗别告诉我
me you won't open it on ethical grounds?
出于道德原因你不打算看
I'm not sure what I'm going to do.
我拿不定主意
What is with the insane
这个家怎么会有这些
moral code in this family? Yes, we did it.
奇奇怪怪的道德规范我们成功了
We're getting rid of the Ten Commandments.
我们要搬走十诫碑
The granite ones in front of the courthouse.
法♥院♥门口大理石做的那个
You know, all it took was the threat of a lawsuit.
只用威胁打官司就搞定了
You're involved with those protesters now? When did that happen?
你们也参与那些抗♥议♥示♥威♥了吗这是啥时候的事
Oh, who can remember.
噢谁记得
Lindsay's involvement began hours before...
Lindsay就在几个小时前才参与其中
when, leaving the plea hearing, she first determined...
就在离开辩诉听证时她首先决定
the Ten Commandments didn't belong there.
那座十诫碑不应该放在那里
And they won't even allow me one lousy cigarette!
他们甚至不让我抽一支小破烟
Honey, they're just heels. They can only support so much weight.
亲爱的这只是鞋跟只能支持这么大重量
I've always been very passionate
我一向热衷于
about the separation of church and state.
政教分离
What are you gonna do with them? Give 'em to a school.
你打算怎么处理送给学校
Can we let another family bring down the Ten Commandments?
能不能让别的家庭去毁掉十诫
This family's already done more than its share.
这个家庭已经做得够多了
Oh, now you love the Ten Commandments.
现在你张口闭口就是十诫
And yet, you're the one who so conveniently
但却是你随随便便
forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father...
就忘了"尔应护佑尔父
and honor no one above him unless it beith me... thy sweet Lord."
尊敬他胜于任何人除吾尔之圣主"
I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob.
我不确定山上刻有这句
I told you someone would get hurt. If I knew it was you...
跟你说了有人会受到伤害早知道是你
I wouldn't have been so worried. Hey, what happened to you?
我就不该那么担心怎么了
He was trying to help some handicapped girl
他在帮某个残疾女孩
up to the bleachers, and he fell.
到看台上去结果他摔了下来
It's just a sprain. But at least it's legitimate.
只是扭到了至少这是真的
Ah, le clumsy adolescence. It's a phase we've all been through.
笨手笨脚的少年时代我们都是过来人
Except for me. I was like a cat. I always ended up on all fours.
除了我我就像一只猫总能四脚着地
Like a cat. Wait a minute.
像一只猫等等
They don't have ramps at your school?
你们学校没有斜坡道吗
Well, not up the bleachers. You should threaten to sue.
看台上没有你应该威胁告他们
It's free if it's just a threat, you know.
只是威胁的话不要钱
Hey, that's a good idea.
这主意不错
No one's gonna sue anybody. I'm not gonna have my son...
没有人要告任何人我不会让我儿子
start abusing the legal system like the rest of this family.
像家里其他人一样开始滥用法律
After all, we're gonna need it for years to come.
毕竟将来我们还需要它
And that's when Michael decided to do the right thing.
这时Michal决定做正确的选择
So what do you think?
你觉得如何
Do we have a case against this idiot family or what?
对这个白♥痴♥家庭我们是不是有足够证据
Well, that's actually why I wanted to talk to you, Maggie.
我正要跟你说这件事 Maggie
You see, uh, it turns out that I am actually one of those idiots.
你瞧我就是那些白♥痴♥中的一个
I might even be the main idiot.
或许我还是头号♥白♥痴♥
Well, I'm not the main idiot, but I'm the idiot in charge.
我不是头号♥白♥痴♥ 我是白♥痴♥之首
Yeah. I'm Michael Bluth. Okay?
我是Michael Bluth 好吗
And I want you to know that I never opened up this folder.
我要告诉你我从没打开这个文件
And if you could see my face...
如果你能看见我的脸
uh, you'd see how sorry I am that I lied to you.
你会知道我感到非常难过对你说了谎
You feel sincere.
感觉你很真诚
Damn it. I have spent the last five hours hating you...
见鬼过去五个小时我都在恨你
ever since I found out you were Michael Bluth in court.
自从在法庭上我发现你就是Michael Bluth
What? How did you know? I'm blind, Michael.
什么你怎么知道的我眼睛看不见 Michael
I'm not stuffed up. You smelled me.
但鼻子还能闻你闻出我了
I smelled you, baby. Maggie,
我闻出你了宝贝 Maggie
why didn't you tell me at your house?
在你家的时候你为什么不告诉我
And why did you give me this folder?
你为什么给我这些文件
I was manipulating you. This isn't the real list.
我在耍你这不是真的清单