好汉两个半（2003）
Two and a Half Men S06E21
Part 1
Nov. 18, 2020, 9:12 a.m.
** Here in my car,
* 在我的车里
** I feel safest of all
* 我感觉最安全
** I can lock all my doors
* 锁住所有车门
** It's the only way to live
* 这是唯一的车内
** In cars...
* 生存之道...
Whatcha doin'?
你在干啥?
Building an original 1978 Firebird.
在拼1978年最早版本的火鸟跑车
Got it on eBay. Okay.
从易趣上买♥♥的 哦
Why?
为什么?
I had this model when I was little,remember?
我小的时候有过这款模型 还记得吗?
I spent a month building it and painting it and putting on all the decals.
我花了一个月把它拼起来 涂色 往车身贴画
Is that the one I tried to make a bong out of?
是我试图改装成大♥麻♥烟枪的那个吗?
No,that was my Munster Mobile.
不是 那是我的蒙斯特老爷车
And my ventriloquist dummy.
腹语者傀儡(一种玩偶)
And my Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.
还有我的格斗机器人
My Firebird you blow-torched with a cigarette lighter and Mom's Aqua Net.
我的火鸟被你用打火机和 妈妈的发胶一起给火化了
Oh,yeah,the "Fire"-bird.
哦 对 "火"鸟嘛
Anyway,I loved that model and now I'm gonna have it again.
不管怎样 我喜欢那个模型 我会再有一个
I am gonna have it again,right?
你不会拆散我们 是吧?
Relax. If I destroy any of your cars,
放松 如果我要毁了你的车
it'll be that oil-dripping piece of crap
也会是停在我车♥库♥里不停漏油的那堆废铁
** Here in my car
* 在我的车里
** I can only receive
* 我能感觉到你
** I can listen to you
* 能倾听你
** It keeps me stable for days
* 它让我心宁神定
** In cars...
* 在车里...
I'm worried about my brother.
我有点担心我的弟弟
Why?
怎么了?
Well... he's either so lonely,he's trying to recapture his childhood,
呃... 他要么就是太孤单了 想要重返童年
which was not that good in the first place,
尽管他的童年也并不怎么快乐
or he's created an elaborate ruse to hide the fact that he's become a degenerate glue-sniffer.
要么就是精心掩饰 他已经对胶水堕落上瘾的事实
To be honest,I'm rootin' for the glue.
老实说 我还真在寻思胶水都上哪儿去了
You know,I've been meaning to tk to you about him.
知道吗 我正想跟你说说他
You want him gone? He's gone. That's how much I love you.
你想他走? 那他就得走 看我有多爱你
No,no,he's a wonderful guy.
不 不 他人很不错
I actually have a friend that I think might be a good match for him.
实际上我有个朋友 我觉得他们可能会非常般配
Oh,no,you're wrong.
哦 不 你错了
Oh,come on,Charlie.
哦 拜托 查理
Listen...
注意听...
** started to think About leaving tonight Although nothing seemed...
* 开始思考今夜离开 尽管看起来没有什么...
You don't want to do that to a friend,do you?
你不会对你朋友这么残忍♥的吧
Alan's a doll. He just needs to find the right woman.
艾伦还是个孩子(娃娃) 只是需要找到适合他的女人
If you check his closet,you'll find the right woman is a doll.
如果你检查他的衣橱 就会发现适合他的女人就是个娃娃
At least let me try.
至少让我试一下吧
I'll set up a dinner with the four of us. It'll be fun.
我们来次四人晚餐 一定会很好玩
For who?
谁好玩?
It's bad enough you want to punish your friend.
如果你想惩罚你的朋友 这已经够狠的了
Why do I have to suffer?
为啥我还要遭这份罪?
Isn't it worth one night of your life to maybe make two people happy?
你就不能牺牲一晚的时间 说不定就能让两个人开心?
That's not fair. I always come off bad when I answer questions like that truthfully.
这不公平 每当我诚实地回答这类问题时 下场总是很惨
Just do it for me.
就当是为了我吧
Is that a yes?
这就算是答应了?
Remember those words when we go to bed tonight. What words?
今晚睡觉的时候可要记得那些话 哪些话?
Just do it for me.
就当是为了我吧
So,anyway,he's Charlie's brother and a very sweet guy
呃 他是查理的弟弟 很不错的一个人
and I really think you'll like him.
我觉得你一定会喜欢他
Boy,I don't know.
噢 这可不一定
Blind date You never know what kind of freak you're gonna end up with.
相亲 你永远不知道会碰到什么样的疯子
Two and a Half Men Season06 Episode21
好汉两个半 第六季第21集
So you don't know her name? Nope.
这么说你不知道她叫什么名字? 不知道
And you don't know what she does? Nope.
你也不知道她是做什么的? 不知道
And you don't know what she looks like?
你还不知道她长什么样子?
What do you care?
你管这些干啥?
You were gonna spend the night building a scale model of The Dukes of Hazzard car.
反正你也打算今晚拼"正义前锋"的车模的 (2005年电影)
Ah,actually I just finished the General Lee.
实际上我刚刚拼完了"李将军" (上述电影中主角车的名字)
Now I'm working on
实际上我正在弄"上天下地大追击"里
Burt Reynolds' Trans Am from Smokey and the Bandit.
毕·雷诺斯 开的那辆特兰斯艾姆 (1977年 喜剧电影)
Okay,okay,just promise me you won't bring any of that up tonight.
行 行 你得答应我今晚不会提起 这方面的任何内容
Why? Why?
为什么? 为什么?
You're asking me why a 40-year-old man
你在问我为什么一个40岁的男人
shouldn't talk about model cars on a first date?
在初次约会时不应谈论汽车模型?
I see your point. Leave a little mystery.
我明白你的意思了 留点神秘感
Yeah,that's my point. Come on.
是啊 我就是这个意思 走吧
Oh,speaking of mystery,I am currently the high bidder on an original,
哦 说起神秘 我就快拍得初版
mint in the box Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine.
史酷比的神秘货车了(动画)
How do I look?
我看起来怎么样?
Don't open that can of worms. You are what you are.
别逼我数落你 你就这样了
There's Chelsea.
切尔西在那
Sorry we're late. No,no,we were early.
不好意思我们迟到了 不 不 我们来早了
You look great! Thank you. So do you.
你看起来真不错! 谢谢 你也是
Charlie,Alan,this is my friend Rose.
查理 艾伦 这是我的朋友罗丝
Rose,this is Charlie and Alan.
罗丝 这是查理和艾伦
It's nice to meet you,Alan.
很高兴遇见你 艾伦
No,that's Charlie.
哦 那是查理
Ooh,even better.
喔 这样更好
Hi,Alan.
你好 艾伦
Why don't we all sit down?
干嘛不入座?
So many reasons.
太多原因了
Chelsea's told me so much about you boys.
切尔西和我说了很多你们兄弟俩的事
It-It's so nice to finally meet you.
能见上你们一面真是太好了
Alan,I understand you're a chiropractor.
艾伦 我知道你是名指压按♥摩♥师
Yes. I'm a chiropractor.
是的 我是指压按♥摩♥师
Charlie?
查理?
Yes. He is a chiropractor.
是的 他是指压按♥摩♥师
Oh,that's just terrific.
哦 太棒了
And what do you do,Charlie?
你是做什么的 查理?
I write kids' songs and jingles.
我创作儿童歌♥曲和顺口溜
Alan?
艾伦?
Yes.
是的
He writes kids' songs and jingles.
他创作儿童歌♥曲和顺口溜
And I am a chiropractor.
而我是指压按♥摩♥师
Yes,he's a chiropractor.
是的 他是指压按♥摩♥师
They don't get out much,do they?
他们应该很宅 是吧?
Apparently not.
那是显然的了
So,Chels,where did you meet...
呃 切尔西 你在哪里认识...
Rose.
罗丝
Right.
没错
Rose.
罗丝
Yoga class. No kiddin'.
瑜伽课 不是吧
Yeah.And then we ran into each other at Pilates,
当然 然后我们在普拉提课上
and the manicurist,and jogging,and the dry cleaner.
还有在修甲师那里 慢跑的时候 甚至干洗店里都能碰上
Crazy,huh?
太不可思议了 哈?
Sure are. Sure is.
谁说不是呢
Seemed like every time I turned around,there she was.
似乎我每次转身她都在
Seemed like every time I turned around,there you were.
似乎我每次转身你都在
I thought maybe you were stalking me.
我还寻思着是不是你在跟踪我
That's funny. Good one. Yeah.
太好笑了 很好笑
Can I start you off with cocktails?
现在能上开胃酒了吗?
I think I need to stay sober tonight.
我想今晚最好还是保持清醒
But you guys go ahead.
你们几个想喝就喝吧
I'll have a Chardonnay. I'll be right back.
给我来杯夏敦埃酒 一会就回来
I'll go with you. I'll have a double vodka rocks.
我和你一起去 我要两份伏特加加冰
I feel a little reckless tonight.
我今晚想放纵一下
Fun personality,huh? Yeah.
很有趣的人(格)吧 是不? 是啊
Unfortunately,she's got six more of them.
不幸的是她还有另外六种呢
And for you,sir?
您要点什么 先生
Whiskey,neat.
威士忌 纯的
Since when do you drink hard liquor? Since right now.
从什么时候起你也喝烈酒了? 从刚才起
I'd order a glass of crack if it were on the menu.
再给我来一杯可♥卡♥因♥更好 要是菜单上有的话
Tru dat.
得令
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