海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants
第二季
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海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants S02E04
Part 5
Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.
塔塔酱
在此之前没人会受伤
nobody gets hurt
塔塔酱
Tartar sauce?
悠着点使那玩意 小子
Take it easy with that thing, son
我才有话语权
I'll do the talking around here
我要向你们两个问一点问题
I think I'll just ask you two a couple of questions
只有真正的蟹老板才答得上来的问题
questions only the real Mr. Krabs can answer
那就好
OK, then
第一题
First question
蟹堡王几点几分开门
What time does the Krusty Krab open?
上午九点半
9:30 AM
答对了
Right
第一招就中了 假老板
That's one strike, Mr. Fake
但是
But
答题竞赛归我管 问题归我问
I'm running this quiz show, I'll ask the questions
只有我才能够说但是俩字
If there's going to be any "buts"
they're going to be from me
好的 第二题
OK, question number 2
蟹黄堡一个多少钱
how much does a Krabby Patty cost?
两块九毛九
$2.99
要星期三的
On Wednesday
九毛九
$0.99
又答对了
Right again
你现在越看越像个大骗子了
You're starting to look pretty phony right about now
我要是你的话就特别紧张了
I'd be nervous if I were you
只有真正真正的蟹老板能答上来这题
Now, only the really real Mr. Krabs can answer this
如果我们在一月第三个周三讨论秘方
If we're discussing the secret formula
on the third Wednesday in January
并且吃过香草布丁之后外面没下雨
and it's not raining outside
after we've gargled with vanilla pudding
我们会做什么
what do we do?
这道题简单
That's an easy one
就只要
You just
只要
just
我想想
let's see
如果是
if it's
如果是一月 我们吃了
if it's January with
吃了香草布丁
with vanilla pudding
你会
you
跳过吧
pass?
特餐
等等 海绵宝宝
Wait, SpongeBob
再给我个机会吧
Give me another chance
永别了 冒牌蟹老板
So long, Imitation Krabs
再见
Bye-bye
我就知道真货一直都是你 蟹老板
I knew it was you all along, Mr. Krabs
给你
Here you go
谢谢你了 上当宝宝
Thank you, SpongeDupe
你的好运硬币可别忘了
Don't forget your lucky penny
自爆
今天肯定是你的幸运日
This must be your lucky day
自爆投币口已激活
Self-destruct coin slot has been activated
十秒后起爆
10 seconds till detonation
投币自爆
Coin-operated self-destructs?
这想法可不太妙
Not one of my better ideas
蟹堡王
救命
Help
海之霸
如果说那是痞老板
If that was Plankton
救命
Help
起开
Get away
别过来
No
蟹老板
Mr. Krabs
好好吃
Yum, yum
伸回去 大饿手
Back, you Hungry Hand
伸回去
Back
救命
Help
蟹老板 对不起
Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry
我还以为你是个大骗子
I thought that you were a phony
没关系的 小子
It's OK, lad
只要秘方还能安全就行
Long as the secret formula's safe again
不过 那分钱要从你工资里扣
However, that penny is coming out of your paycheck
真的吗
Really?
海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants
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