海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E17

Part 2 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

海绵宝宝
SpongeBob?
你我都知道你只是在利用我
You and I both know that you're just using me
让自己分心
as a distraction
这样你就暂时用不着写作文了
so you don't have to write your essay
这话不对
That is not true
我打电♥话♥是想跟你谈个引人入胜的话
I called to have an engaging conversation with you
你说我听
Well, I'm listening
马可
Marco
波罗
Polo
好
Yeah
那我就挂了派大星
well I got to get going, Patrick
我有篇特重要的作文得写
Got an important essay to write
也太爱聊了
What a chatterbox
他难道听不出来我很忙吗
Can't he see that I'm busy?
纸上一堆橡皮屑这样可写不了作文
I can't write with all these eraser shavings
all over my paper
橡皮屑飘得我思维空间到处都是
Now they're floating around my thinking space
再见了讨厌的小屑屑
So long, pesky particles
我吞了一粒
I swallowed one
呛到我了
I'm choking
水
Water
水
Water
刚才真是好险
That was a close one
你说大惊小怪是什么意思小蜗
What do you mean overly dramatic, Gary?
刚才呛的那口让我肚子饿了
All that choking sure made me hungry
可不能饿着肚子就写作文小蜗
I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary
得补充一点精神食粮
I got to have my brain food
来看看
Now, let's see
要白面包还是黑面包
white or rye bread?
还是黑麦粗面包
Or pumpernickel?
应该得看里面夹的是什么肉
I guess it really depends on the meat inside
还有奶酪
and the cheese
有人来了
A visitor?
找我的
For me?
邮件
你好
Hello
寄给海绵宝宝先生的包裹
Package for Mr. Squarepants
太棒了
Great
谢谢
Thanks
所以说
So, uh
你喜欢送信吗
you like delivering mail?
这是我的饭碗
It puts bread on the table
碗里是白面包还是黑麦粗面包
Rye or pumpernickel?
真是的
Oh, brother
所以说你自己的信是自己送的
So, do you deliver your own mail
还是说你有自己的邮递员会给你送
or do you have your own mailperson?
可是谁来送他的信
But then who delivers his mail?
是不是有没完没了一长串的邮递员
Is there a never-ending chain of mailmen
互相在给其他邮递员送信
delivering mail to other mailmen?
我估计邮筒
Well, I guess a P.O. box
大概能可以断掉这一长串关系
could, in theory break the chain
你不是还得写作文吗
Don't you have a paper to write?
他怎么知道我应该得写作文
How did he know I'm supposed to be writing an essay?
其他消息
In other news
突发新闻
本地居民海绵宝宝
local resident SpongeBob Squarepants
完成作文的时间仅剩数小时
only has a few hours left to complete his essay
并且他仍在偷懒
and yet he continues to goof off
他何时才会做功课
When will he learn?
海绵宝宝
Hey, SpongeBob
看这边
Over here
过来坐下吧
Come on, take a seat
把脚放上来放松一下
Put your feet up and relax
完蛋
Oh, no
半夜了
Midnight
一定要
Must
回
get
到书桌前
back to desk
刚才真是好险
That was a close call
我的裤子
My pants
在下面
Down here
你给我上来
You get up here
我还得写作文
I got to get back to work
自♥由♥了
Freedom
裤子别跑
Stop, pants
你马上给我回来
You get back here this instant
裤子
pants
时间到了海绵宝宝
Time's up, SpongeBob
要烧了
Burning
只剩799个字了
Only 799 words to go
不要
No
我都干了什么好事
What have I done?
救命
Help
救命我家着火了
Help, my house is on fire
海绵宝宝为什么
SpongeBob, why?
你为什么要放火烧我海绵宝宝
Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?
为什么不写作文
Why didn't you just write your essay?
别浪费时间了
Stop wasting time
我作文在哪
Where's my essay?
你在这啊
There you are
我一定是睡着了
I must have dozed off
来看看写到哪了
Let's see, where are we?
夫
敢不敢看看几点了
Do I dare look at the clock?
就快九点了
It's almost 9:00
五分钟后就要上课了
Class starts in five minutes
我五分钟怎么写得完一整篇作文
How am I going to write this whole paper in five minutes?
我怎么知道红绿灯前不能做什么
How am I supposed to know what not to do at a stoplight?
红绿灯前不能喂蜗牛
Feeding your snail
is something not to do at a stoplight
也不能做三明治也不能点蜡烛
and making a sandwich and-and lighting candles
也不能喝水也不能打电♥话♥找朋友
and drinking water and calling your friends
也不能劈电视
and karate chopping the TV
也不能跟邮递员闲聊
and shooting the breeze with the mailman
也不能睡着也不能
and falling asleep and
滑浪学校
泡芙老师
Mrs. Puff
泡芙老师我写完了
Mrs. Puff, I'm finished
八百字全写完了
All 800 words
写完了
I'm finished
我要交给你
Here it is
都
They
泡芙老师
Mrs. Puff?
大家都去哪了
Where is everybody?
你在这啊海绵宝宝
There you are, SpongeBob
我要交给你泡芙老师
Here you go, Mrs. Puff
八百字
800 words
主题是红绿灯
all about stoplights
以及红绿灯前不能做的事
and what not to do at them
对不起海绵宝宝
I'm sorry, SpongeBob
我之前给你打过电♥话♥
I tried to call you
我得去参加教研会
I have to go to a teachers' convention
可我作文怎么办
But what about my essay?
我决定要取消作业
I decided to cancel the assignment
改去红绿灯前实地考察
We're just going to
take a field trip to a stoplight instead
下周再见
See you next week
我和傻瓜
在一起
扫扫
Sweep, sweep
需要
Need
家具
furniture
派大星你干嘛在做装♥修♥
Patrick, what's with the home improvement?
派大星
Hey, Patrick
扫扫