海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E18

Part 3 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

乱放
rock in a
石头
path
不知道我脚
Can't you see I got a
要踩这吗
foot here
五六七
Five, six, seven
旁边靠个
and with a side of
整个就一堆
a heaping helping of
还有一整船的
and a boatload of
九
Nine
横行霸道
crabbing
十三个都齐了派大星
That's all 13, Patrick
我们要找你妈告状蟹老板
We're going to tell your mom, Mr. Krabs
求你们不要
No, please
不要跟我妈讲
Not my mommy
等等求你们不要跟我妈说
Wait, please don't tell me mother
她的小心脏会遭不住的
I don't think her little old heart can take it
蟹妈妈
Mama Krabs
你们好啊
Well, hello there
蟹妈妈他说了
Mama Krabs, he said
然后他又说了
and then he said
接着再说
and he said
接着再说
again and said
再然后他就扯着嗓子大叫
and then he screamed at the top of his voice
然后他
and he
蟹妈妈他根本不放心上
Mrs. Krabs, he didn't care
简直就是一股
Such a stream of
我从前从来就没有听过这种话
I have never heard in my days
老天爷啊
Oh, dear
我可怜的小心脏
My poor, old heart
亲爱的老妈
Dear mother
那两个嘴臭的对你都干了些什么
What have these foul-mouthed heathens done to you?
你们两个应该感到羞耻
You two should be ashamed
你们居然出口成脏让个老太太昏倒
Making an old lady faint with your sailor talk
你们都应该感到羞耻
You should all be ashamed
要是你们要像水手那样出口成脏
And if you're going to talk like sailors
那你们就得像水手那样好好干活
then you're going to work like sailors
你们这些小捣蛋可以来领柠檬水了
I guess you scalawags have earned a glass of lemonade
我的
My
脚
foot
老妈
Mother
咋了
What?
声音是老头简金斯跟他那辆破车发的
It's old man Jenkins and his jalopy
蟹太太好
Howdy, Mrs. K
不知名的艺术家
成人学习中心
我老想有这么一天了
How I have dreamed of this day
章鱼哥先生艺术教授
Mr. Tentacles, Professor of Art
献给裤头村居民们的大好机会
What a marvelous opportunity
for the people of Bikini Bottom
把你们那群没事干的家庭主妇都带来
Bring me your huddled masses of bored housewives
我要把她们塑造成我心中的大好形象
and I will shape them in my image
我会名垂青史
I'll go down in history
终有一天都会有座挂着我名字的楼
Someday, there will be a wing with my name on it
建在全世界所有博物馆里
in all the museums of the world
兄弟你这是在活动中心教艺术
Dude, you're teaching art at the rec center
冷静点
Calm down
没文化的垃圾废物
Uncultured trash urchin
九点了
9:00 am
该让同学们进来了
Time to let the class in
行了不想让他们继续等下去了
Well, don't want to keep them waiting any longer
欢迎来上艺术课
Welcome to art class
不是烹饪课吗
Oh, isn't this "Cooking"?
抱歉
Sorry
嗨章鱼哥
Hi, Squidward
你也是来上这节艺术课的吗
Are you taking this art class, too?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob?
来上艺术课
In art class
都别走
Wait
这是烹饪课
This is Cooking
快回来
Come back
你肯定是在逗我
You've got to be kidding
太棒了
This is great
我跟你一起来上学
You and me in school together
那老师在哪
So, where's the teacher?
就在你眼前
You're looking at him
你就是老师
You are the "Teacher"
就在我这学生眼前
to my "Pupil"?
这根本不是艺术课
This isn't art class
简直就是天堂
It's heaven
没错
Yeah
带点天堂走开始上课
Grab a little piece of heaven and let's get on with it
我准备好了章鱼哥老师
I'm ready, Mr. Tentacles
那你是想当个艺术家吗海绵宝宝
So, you want to be an artist, eh, SpongeBob?
想
Yes, please
艺术可不全是嬉耍打闹
Well, art is not all fun and games
而是勤奋苦干
It's a lot of hard work
好的
Okay
首先跟我念
First, repeat after me
我没有才华
I have no talent
我没有才华
I have no talent
章鱼哥老师满腹才华
Mr. Tentacles has all the talent
章鱼哥老师满腹才华
Mr. Tentacles has all the talent
我有幸的话
If I'm lucky
也许可以沾点章鱼哥老师的才华
some of Mr. Tentacles' talent may rub off on me
我有幸的话
If I'm lucky
也许可以沾点才华老师的章鱼
Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art
随你便
Whatever
好了
Okay
既然你跟我说你先前没练过
Since you're telling me you have no prior training
那就从零开始
we'll have to start from square one
也可以说是
or should I say
从圆开始
circle one
我教得太快了吗海绵宝宝
Am I going too fast for you, SpongeBob?
这个怎么样章鱼哥
How's this, Squidward?
什
What the
怎
How the
完美的圆
A perfect circle?
再画一遍
Do it again
给我看你画的过程
Show your process
那个
Well
首先画出来这个脑袋
First, I draw this head
然后再擦掉一点点细节
Then I erased some of the more detailed features
然后一二三
And one, two, three
画了个圆
a circle
玩意
thingy
快给我
Give me that
别管什么圆了
Forget the circles
不错章鱼哥
Nice one, Squidward
我来试试看
Let me try
章鱼哥你看
Lookey, Squidward
是我跟你在玩跳山羊
It's you and me playing leapfrog
下面那个是你
That's you on the bottom
快给我
Give me that
跳山羊跟艺术半毛钱关系都没
There is nothing artistic about leapfrog
你这又是在干什么
What are you doing now?
这个叫做小碎屑
I call it rippy bits
拿一堆碎纸屑来
You take a bunch of old, ripped-up paper
画出来幅画
and make a new picture out of it
看见没
See
这回你在
You're on top
上
this
面