海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E18

Part 1 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

准备好了吗孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
The drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
脏话
蟹堡王
好了
Well
开
一天当中最惨的时刻又到了
it's the worst time of the day once again
关
关门时间
Closing time
好了
Well
明天早上见蟹老板
see you in the am, Mr. Krabs
给我站住海绵宝宝
Hold on there, SpongeBob
把那堆垃圾带出去扔了
Take that pile of filth out with you
蟹老板不可以这么说章鱼哥
Mr. Krabs, you shouldn't talk about Squidward like that
他说的是这个垃圾你个白♥痴♥
He means this filth, you loon
出去扔垃圾
Taking out the trash
垃圾桶上的字句
Dumpster writing
人♥民♥的呼声
The voice of the people
随泡泡上升随空气下降
Up with bubbles, down with air
力捧泡泡打倒空气
线虫也是人
Nematodes are people, too
这些线虫可真是
Those nematodes
有句还没写完的
Here's one somebody didn't finish
章鱼哥好臭
章鱼哥闻起来
Squidward smells
真香
Good
这句写的啥
What's this one?
老螃蟹是
Krabs is a
老螃蟹是
Krabs is a
老螃蟹是
你就是用这张臭嘴来亲你♥妈♥的♥吗
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
有时候会亲
Well, sometimes
不过
but not
最近没亲
recently
嗨收垃圾的
Hi, garbage man
嗨海绵宝宝
Hi, SpongeBob
嗨派大星
Hi, Patrick
派大星你知道这几个字什么意思吗
Hey, Patrick, do you know what this word means?
老螃蟹
Krabs
这不是你那个挥汗如雨的红色老板吗
Isn't that the red, sweaty guy you work for?
不是这几个字
Nuh-uh, not that word
老螃蟹是
是这几个字
That word
我应该知道是什么意思了
I think I know what that means
那是用来增强语气的语气词
That's one of those sentence enhancers
增强语气的语气词
Sentence enhancers?
想要讲话花俏就可以用上
You use them when you want to talk fancy
你只要加到你想讲的话里面然后
You just sprinkle it over anything you say and
嘣
wham-o
你讲的话就会变得辛辣起来了
You got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich
懂了
I get it
我来试试看
Let me try
你好派大星
Hello, Patrick
天气真
Lovely
不错你说是不是
day we're having, isn't it
是啊没错海绵宝宝
Why, yes, it is, SpongeBob
今天
This
天气可真
day is particularly
好啊
lovely
说得真
How
对啊派大星
right you are, Patrick
你说得对派大星
You're right, Patrick
这辛辣的话讲的我嘴唇都麻了
My lips are tingling
from the spiciness of this conversation
我的也麻了
Mine, too
我一笑就麻了
It tingles when I laugh
蟹堡王
客人们好
Hello, customers
天气真
Nice
不错啊你们说是不是
day we're having, huh?
他是不是说了
Did he just say?
对他说了
Aye, he did
派大星你
Hey, Patrick, how the
好吗
are you?
挺
Pretty
好海绵宝宝
good, SpongeBob
这可是家餐厅
I thought this was a restaurant
不是嘴臭大会
not a gutter-mouth convention
顾客们请注意
Attention, customers
今日特餐是
Today's special is a
蟹黄堡配以油腻
Krabby Patty served in a greasy
酱料肉饼煎至
sauce and grilled to
恰到好处
perfection
也别忘了来点
And, don't forget to ask us to
薯
the
条
fries
我们乐意
It'll be our
效劳
pleasure
嗨章鱼哥
Hi, Squidward
你
How the
好吗
are you?
天气真
Nice
不错是不是啊章鱼哥
day, isn't it, Squidward?
真是不明白
I don't understand
那人明明很有才完全没必要嘴臭的
That guy's talented, he doesn't have to work blue
咱们到更适合家庭的地方去吧
Let's go somewhere more family oriented
我再也不会来这吃东西了
I'm never eating here again
那俩到处嘴臭的臭鱼烂虾
Those foul-mouthed bottom feeders
最大容量
蟹堡王
The Krusty Krab
人都走光了
She's empty
全体成员们
All hands on deck
封住大门
Batten the front doors
加固收银机
Brace the cash register
放出快乐食品
Break out the happy snacks
章鱼哥
Squidward
我那些来花钱的漂亮客人都哪去了
Where have all me beautiful paying customers gone?
显然
Apparently
那两个嘴臭兄弟刚学到了个新词
the two barnacle-mouth brothers
just learned a new word
然后海绵宝宝用话筒到处说这个词
and SpongeBob just said it over the intercom
那词是什么
Well, what was it?
他说了啥
What did he say?
他说
He said
那个他说了
Well, he said
海绵宝宝还有你朋友
SpongeBob and friend
给我出列
Front and center
我要以你们言语不当为由
Why, I ought to make the two of you
让你们两个粉刷蟹堡王
paint the Krusty Krab for using such language
可是蟹老板
But, Mr. Krabs
我们只是拿那些来加强语气而已
we were only using our sentence enhancers
没错这样讲话会花俏
Yeah, it's fancy talk
那话一点都不花俏
There ain't nothing fancy about that word
是不是说