海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E06

Part 2 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

We adults don't partake in the consumption of sweets
对吧派
Right, Pat
大星
rick?
多来点奶奶
Keep 'em coming, Granny
不搞幼稚这套不过如此
So much for no more baby stuff
别忘了戴吃饼干专用帽哦
And don't forget the cookie-eating hat
那顶吃饼干专用帽是我的
That's my cookie-eating hat
我是说是我小时候的
I mean, it was when I was a baby
看看谁来了
Well, look who's here
是我的老大人孙子
It's my big old adult grandson
祖母我要和派大星来场成熟的对话
Grandmother, I need to have a mature conversation
with Mr. Patrick
派大星
Patrick
你在做什么
What are you doing?
饼干
Cookies
热牛奶
Warm milk
我爱奶奶
围兜
A bib
你额头上的是不是唇印
Is that a kissy mark on your forehead?
我们应该是要当大人的
We are supposed to be adults
吃饱了不要打闹哦
No roughhousing with a full tummy
谁是小宝宝
Who's the baby?
我是小宝宝
I'm the baby
当大人也太没意思了
Being grownup is boring
我爱当小宝宝
I love being a baby
并且我也听不懂爵士
Besides, I don't get jazz
可怜的派大星
Poor Patrick
我都快为你感到难过了
I almost feel sorry for you
困在穿尿布的尴尬时期
Trapped in the awkward phase of diaper days
无法理解当大人收获的丰厚回报
Never to know the rich rewards of being a grownup
一批新鲜现烤的饼干来了
Here's a fresh batch of cookies
那好
All right
回报是吧
Rewards, huh?
对有
Well, yeah, there's
我想想我们
Let's see, we, uh
我们听了爵士
we went over the jazz
奶奶我吃饱了
Grandma, I'm full
还有饼干哦
More cookies
我的午餐时间也到了
It appears to be my lunch hour
大人也必须吃饭
Grownups have to eat, too
看来只能吃这个了
I guess this will have to do
你可不想吃这小宝宝吃的玩意
You don't want this baby food
这一大块的蒸珊瑚怎么样
How about a big piece of steamed coral?
好
Oh, yeah
太棒了
Great
太营养了
Nutritious
故事时间到
Story time
天啊
Oh, boy
故事时间
Story time
故事时间
Story time?
你会喜欢的派大星
You'll enjoy this Patrick
这精彩的故事讲的是一只神奇的海妖
It's a wonderful story about a magical sea leprechaun
海绵宝宝你肯定没兴趣听这宝宝书
SpongeBob, you wouldn't be interested in this babybook
这是关于常规保养的技术手册
Here's the technical manual
on Routine Active Maintenance
好棒
Great
嗯
Yeah
引人入胜
Fascinating
没有插图我就喜欢这样
No pictures, just the way I like it
我的小指指
My wittle finger
别乱动别乱动
Hold still, hold still
好了点没
All better?
一点点
Sorta
这根指头也有点疼
This finger hurts a little bit, too
要不要我送你礼物呢
How about I give you a present?
天啊希望是饼干
Oh, boy, I hope it's cookies
好耶
All right
又一顶帽子
Another hat
不对派大星这是毛衣
No, Patrick, it's a sweater
每一针都充满了爱
With love in every stitch
不
No
我难道就没有礼物吗奶奶
Don't I get a present, Grandma?
差点忘了
I almost forgot
给你办公用品
Here's some office supplies
我没做包装
I didn't wrap them
你肯定不会介意的
I knew you wouldn't mind
三点了
3:00
大人该去上班了
Time for adults to go to work
拜拜海绵宝宝
Bye-bye, SpongeBob
你肯定想睡午觉是不是派大星
I'll bet you would fancy a nap, huh, Patrick
你还没走吗海绵宝宝
You're still here, SpongeBob?
我现在还不急着走
I don't have to leave yet
我上班可能会迟到
I can be late for work
不不不
No, no, no
你那样才不是大人做的事
That wouldn't be the adult thing to do
好吧
All right
那我就走了
I guess I'll be going
我
I've, uh
还有好多大人的活要干
got a lot of adult-type business to take care of
那就
so, uh
再见了
I'll see you later
好
Okay
谢谢你能来这留一会儿海绵宝宝
Thanks for stopping by, SpongeBob
好就这样了
Yup, that is it
我走了
Here I go
有空的话要再回来哦
Come again if you get the chance
进入冷酷的大人世界
Out into the cold grown-up world
孤身一人
alone
没有毛衣
without a sweater
拜拜了
Toodle-oo
不知道我何时才能回来
I don't know when I'll be back
我知道你可忙了
I know how busy you are
那就
So, uh
这样吧
that's it
他睡着了
He's asleep
再见
So long
我不想长大
I don't want to grow up
我想吃饼干
I want cookies
还有喝奶奶
And milky
我想要每一针都充满爱的毛衣
I want a sweater with love in the stitches
我想穿纸尿裤
I want to wear didies
我想骑小车车
I want to ride in my wagon
我想抱抱毛绒玩具小先生
I want to cuddle-wuddle with Mr. Stuffykins
我想坐上海马马摇啊摇
I want to rocky-rock on my seahorsey
我还想要亲亲我的伤口
And I want kissy-kissy on my boo-boo
别哭了海绵宝宝
Take it easy, SpongeBob
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
你不必依靠变成小宝宝
You don't have to be a baby
来得到奶奶的爱
to get Old Grandma's love
是吗
I don't?
那当然了
Of course not
不管你长得有多大
No matter how grownup you get
你一直都会是我的小小宝宝
you will always be my Little Baby Boo
记好了你亲亲奶奶的同时
And remember, you can kiss your Grandma
也是可以当大人的
and still be an adult
给你吧
Here you go
谢谢奶奶
Thanks, Grandma
奶奶问下能不能别
Grandma, could you not mention
跟蟹堡王那些人说这事
this to the guys down at The Krusty Krab?
没问题
No problem
章鱼村
派大星你看我收到了