海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E19

Part 3 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

抱歉派大星
Sorry, Patrick
你必须先当上厨师
you have to be a fry cook
当上厨师
Be a fry cook?
就那样吗
Is that all I gotta do?
太简单了
That'll be easy
你说简单是什么意思
What do you mean, "easy"?
这有什么难的
How hard can it be?
不是随便什么人都可以当得上厨师
They don't let just anybody be a fry cook
我们可是精英部队
We're an elite corps
拜托
Come on--
你就只是翻个肉饼而已
you're just flipping patties
翻这个动作可没那么简单
Flipping is not as easy as it sounds
还是回家去吧派大星
Why don't you go home, Patrick?
你可以去参加
You can compete in
躺石头地下一整天运动会
the Laying-Under-A-Rock-All-Day Games
起码我不会抹指甲
At least I don't polish my fingernails
把话收回去
You take that back
指甲指甲指甲
Fingernails, fingernails, fingernails
你连指甲都没有
You don't even have fingernails
我不敢相信我听到的话
I cannot believe what I am hearing
怎么可能听得见
How can you hear it?
你还没耳朵呢
You don't have ears, either
你
You
大洞大洞
Holes, holes
尖头
Cone-head
黄块块
Yellow
粉星星
Pink
我要去找厨师工作去了
I'm going to get a job as a fry cook
一定会很简单
and it'll be easy
随便你
Fine
蟹堡王
Krusty-Krab
蟹堡王
Krusty-Krab
蟹堡王
Krusty-Krab
空气中弥漫着什么味道
What's that smell in the air?
我闻到了痞老板
I smell Plankton
是吗
Oh, yeah?
我味道可
Well, I smell
味确实重
He's right
我就爱搞砸事情
I love messing things up
准备好要决一死战了吗老螃蟹
Are you ready to do or die, Krabs?
向来都准备好了痞老板
Always ready, Plankton
准备好了
always ready
很好因为今天
Good, because today
海之霸要把你打得
the Chumbucket is going to kick
落花流水
your carapace
自以为是
That's what you think
我手上还有位冠军
But I got me a champion--
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
露一手
Show him
看看他
Look at him
状态绝佳
in his prime
你绝对没机会赢的
You ain't got no chance
你错就错在这里老螃蟹
That's where you're wrong, Krabs
因为我也有个冠军
for I, too, have a champion
女士们先生们全体目光
Ladies and gentlemen, turn your attention
向西南侧通道看齐
to the southwest corridor
另一边
Other way
傻子一群
Imbeciles
然后
And
别转了
stop
完美
Perfect
代表海之霸上场的这位
Representing the Chumbucket
是个超级可怕超级恐怖的生物
a creature so fearsome, so terrible
并且体积大得吓人
so mind-bendingly large
可能会让场下某些体弱的观众
that those of you with weak constitutions
怕得想逃出体育场
may want to leave the stadium
我要逃走
I gotta get out of here
太晚了
Too late
不管有没有准备好他都要来了
Ready or not, here he comes
害怕吧颤抖吧愚蠢的凡人
Quake with fear, you mortal fools
请大家鞠躬致敬
Bow down before the awesome might of
这个大个子背上的才是真正的参赛者
this huge guy who's carrying the real contestant
派大星
Patrick Star
派大星你来这干什么
Patrick, what are you doing here?
你又不是厨师
You're not a fry cook
我当然是了优秀宝宝先生
Yes, I am Mr. SpongeBob-Superior Pants
你看
Check it out
海之霸
派大星
我已经给海之霸♥工♥作了
I been working for the Chumbucket
差不多有五分钟了
for almost five minutes
那也没什么大不了
Well, it doesn't matter anyway
反正你也要输到去喝西北风了
'cause you're going to eat my dust
要喝也是喝我自己的西北风
I'm eating my own dust
那也得我先
Not if I eat it first
黄块块
Yellow
粉星星
Pink
我不敢相信蟹老板
I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs
派大星明明还是我朋友
I thought Patrick was my friend
朋友
Friend?
在这边就不是了
Not in here he ain't
什么意思
What do you mean?
他只是表面朋友
He's not really your friend
真的吗
He's not?
他现在就在计划打垮你
He's plotting your downfall right now
有这回事
He is?
他要在背后捅你刀子
He's going to stab you in the back
不可能
He wouldn't
当然可能了
Of course he would
你看人家
Just look at him
方块
Square
恶魔的形状
the shape of evil
那完全是对你职业技能的大不敬
It's a mockery of your profession
难道要眼睁睁看着个冒牌厨师
Are we going to let some pretender
抢走本该属于蟹堡王的荣耀吗
take away what belongs to the Krusty Krab?
不要
No
那就强势起来
Then get mean
我很强势
I'm mean
愤怒起来
Get angry
我很愤怒
I'm angry
现在上场
Now get out there
赢得
And win
那个
That
奖牌
Medal
第一项赛事
Our first event
油炸王
油锅撑杆跳
the deep-fry pole vault
为蟹堡王赢得比赛
Win this one for the Krusty Krab
为了蟹堡王
For the Krusty Krab
我叫你赢你就必须赢
Win this one because I told you to
你叫我必须赢
Because you told me to
炸鱼条
Fish sticks
来买♥♥炸鱼条
Get your fish sticks here
炸鱼条
第二项赛事
The next event
巧克力跳水
the chocolate high-dive
给正牌厨师让个道派大星
Make way for the real fry cook, Patrick
这次跳水海绵宝宝将要尝试
For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting
双棍香蕉软巧克力糖冰棍跳
a full banana fudge-pop with two sticks
现在一片寂静
And now, absolute silence
尖叫
I scream
为了冰淇淋
for ice cream