海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E02

Part 3 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

一份披萨
a pizza
还有呢
What else?
我吃了点你的圣代
Well, I had some of your sundae
圣代
Sundae
派大星是我圣代让我们口气特别臭
Patrick, my sundae gave us rancid breath
什么意思
What do you mean?
意思就是我们不丑
I mean, we're not ugly
我们很臭
We just stink
臭
Stink?
我们很臭
We stink
假发
你猜怎么着章鱼哥
Guess what, Squidward
我们很臭
We stink
对
Yeah
好
Yes
我很臭
I stink
恶臭
I reek
闻我
Smell me
珍珍爱管事
蟹堡王
注意
Attention
注意
Attention
全体蟹堡王员工请注意
All Krusty Krew employees, attention
把锚从裤子里拿出来
Get the anchors out of your pants
到我办公室报到
and report to me office
事情就是这样
That will be all
我要宣布一件重要的事
I have an important announcement to make
万岁
Hooray
新锅铲到了
The new spatulas are here
坐下小子
Sit down, boy
没有新锅铲
There's no new spatulas
太失望了
How disappointing
你们都知道我女儿珍珍
You men know me daughter, Pearl
她长得特别快
She's growing up fast
It seems like it was just yesterday
就好像我昨天才教她跃出水面一样
I was teaching her how to breach
我的哺乳类小天使
Me mammalian angel
总之
Anyway, uh
她暑假期间要来蟹堡王打工
so she's going to be working here
during her summer vacation
她有不少新鲜点子
She's got a lot of fresh ideas
可以引来饿肚子的新客
to bring in some hungry customers
你好
Hello
老爸
Daddy?
她来了
There she blows
海绵宝宝知不知道这表示什么意思
SpongeBob, do you realize what this means?
没有新锅铲了
No new spatulas
错
No
意思就是
It means
会有没礼貌青少年要来教我们做事
some bratty teenager's coming in here
to tell us what to do
那种事绝对不能有
We can't have that
我们年纪比她大对吧
We have seniority, right?
对
Right
所以我们要齐心协力
So we'll work together to
保护我们可悲的职位
protect our pathetic positions
明白章鱼哥
Okie dokie, Squidward
然后新锅铲就能到手了
And then we'll get those new spatulas
好了各位
All right, men
跟我的珍珍打个招呼
Say hello to me Pearl
你好柱柱
Hello, Pole
大家好
Hi, guys
我十分高兴
It makes me jolly as a roger
你终于来参与家族产业了
to finally have you aboard the family business
太好了爸
Great, Dad
因为我有不少新点子
because I have so many new ideas
我已经能闻到钱的味道了
I can smell the money already
要找我的话就来办公室
I'll be in my office if you need me
盒子里有什么
What's in the box?
是惊喜
It's a surprise
我喜欢惊喜
I like surprises
好
Great
然后闭上眼睛
Then close your eyes
我准备好了
I'm ready
目前还算喜欢
Well, I like it so far
哒哒
Ta-da
这是新款蟹堡王员工服
It's the new Krusty Krew uniform
我自己设计的
I designed it myself
好
OK
机会来了海绵宝宝
This is it, SpongeBob
快跟她说你对新员工服的真正感受
Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform
好章鱼哥
OK, Squidward
珍珍这是史上最棒的制♥服♥了
Pearl, this is the greatest uniform ever
真该死
Fish paste
海绵宝宝你样子好可爱
Oh, SpongeBob, you look so adorable
我都能把你吃掉了
I could just eat you up
抱歉珍珍
Sorry, Pearl
本品不在菜单上
this item's not on the menu
虽说这不太可能海绵宝宝
Well, I didn't think it was possible, SpongeBob
可你样子比平常还要可笑
but you look even more ridiculous than usual
别嫉妒我章鱼叔
Don't be jealous, Uncle Squiddy
我也给你做了一套哦
I made one for you, too
免了吧
Don't bother
只有傻子才会去穿
Only a fool would wear that
停航船员们
Avast, ye shipmates
新员工服是不是让你们很震撼啊
Don't these just shiver your timbers?
赶快穿上水手
Get that suit on, sailor
这可是花了钱的
It's already been paid for
暴怒
Rage
气愤
Fury
恼火
Irritation
丢脸
Humiliation
章鱼哥真是个缺心眼的
Squidward is such a barnacle
老古板一个
A stick in the sand
不过你不一样海绵宝宝
But not you, SpongeBob
你可有型了
You are full of style
我
Me?
真的吗
Really?
没错海绵宝宝
Totally, SB
你洋溢着时尚气息
You ooze fashion
而且我对这老地方有些全新的概念
And I've got some completely coro concepts
for this old joint
我需要有你这样的天赋的人
And I'm going to need someone with your kind of talent
来给我帮忙
to help me
我一直都在帮蟹老板
Well, I have been trying to get Mr. Krabs
给这地方改一改
to make some changes around here
有了我的女生天性还有你的
Why, with my girlish instincts and your, um
海绵性
sponginess
我们就能把这个破烂餐厅
we'll turn this worn out lunch waggon
变成青少年天堂
into a teenage paradise
海绵宝宝你更喜欢哪个
SpongeBob, what do you like better--
萌堡王还是怪堡王
the Kutie Krab or the Kooky Krab?
这是要干什么
For what?
容我问一下
Dare I ask
换了新面貌就要取个新名字
The new name for our new look
蟹堡王这个旧名字还是弃了吧
I mean, the Krusty Krab has got to go
名字一听就屑谁还会来这吃饭
Who wants to eat at a place they think is crusty?
确实名字起得很烂
Well, sure, it's a terrible name
可这地方也很烂
but this is a terrible place
因此名字的事就别去管了
Therefore, the name should be left alone
对吧海绵宝宝
Right, SpongeBob?
有了
I got it
乱堡王怎么样
How about the Chaotic Crab?
亲堡王怎么样