海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E09

Part 2 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

我要当坏蛋丹
I want to be Dirty Dan
你凭什么觉得你能当坏蛋丹
What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
我是坏
I'm dirty
我才是坏蛋丹
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan
我才是坏蛋丹
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan
我才是坏蛋丹
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan
我是坏蛋丹
I'm Dirty Dan
我是坏蛋丹
I'm Dirty Dan
我是坏蛋丹
I'm Dirty Dan
我是坏蛋丹
I'm Dirty Dan
我是坏蛋丹
I'm Dirty Dan
我是坏蛋丹
I'm Dirty Dan
我是坏蛋丹
I'm Dirty Dan
我是坏蛋丹
I'm Dirty Dan
我是坏蛋丹
I'm Dirty Dan
我是坏蛋丹
I'm Dirty Dan
我是坏蛋丹
I'm Dirty Dan
大喊大叫会害你没
Screaming will get you no
你们两个谁才是坏蛋丹
Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?
我是
I am
派大星
Patrick
辣鸡翅
Hot wings
好钉子头拉里
Okay, Pinhead Larry
到你受死了
Now you get yours
钉子头
Pinhead
你要为你犯的罪付出代价钉子头
Now you're gonna pay for those crimes, Pinhead
珊迪退后
Sandy, stand back
我警告你
I'm warning ya
好我警告过你了
Okay, I warned ya
你赢了吗
Did you win?
嗨海绵宝宝
Hi, SpongeBob
坏蛋丹钉子头拉里
好吧海绵宝宝
Okay, SpongeBob
你来当坏蛋丹
you can be Dirty Dan
我只想当派大星
I just want to be Patrick
我们快出去
Let's get out of here
免得珊迪又突然醒过来
before Sandy wakes up again
抱歉派大星
Sorry, Patrick
门特别滑
but the door is slippery
冻住了
It's frozen shut
我来试试看
Let me have a try
芝麻开门
Open, Sesame
我已经尽力了
Well, I've done all I can do
那我们就被困在这了
Then we're stuck in here
大门解冻才能出去
until the door thaws
得等到春天
in spring
真见鬼
Barnacles
春天到了吗
Is it spring yet?
没
N-n-no
我都冷得打哆嗦了
I'm so c-c-cold that I'm shivering
我都冷得能拿鼻涕
I-I'm so cold that I can use my nose drippings
当筷子用了
as a pair of chopsticks
我冷得
I-I'm so c-cold that
都打哆嗦了
I'm shivering
也许我们该烧个火
Maybe we should build a fire
有了
I've got it
烧珊迪树上的树皮好了
We'll burn the bark from Sandy's tree
等我把你解决了
You're gonna be wearing an iron lung
你必戴人工呼吸器钉子头
when I'm through with you, Pinhead
火生不起来派大星
The fire's not going to happen, Patrick
我不明白
I don't get it
珊迪每年怎么会
How does Sandy
撑过这么恶劣的情况
survive these intense conditions every year?
可能因为是她直接无视了
Maybe she just ignores it
可能
Maybe
可能
Maybe
可能因为她的毛
Maybe it's her fur
对了
Yeah
快看那堆暖和的毛
Look at all that warm, toasty fur
就好像是长毛的金矿
It's like a gold mine, but with fur
小心
Carefully
小心
Carefully
动作快啊
Come on, do it
我都冷死了
I'm freezing here
好了好了
All right, all right
稍安勿躁
hang on a second
这么多应该够吧
That should be enough, right?
海绵宝宝我是大男人
Sponge, I'm a big man
特别大个的男人
A big, big man
看来我一生已经过完了
Well, I guess I've lived a full life
你扒得也太慢了
This is taking too long
我现在就要温暖
I want the warm now
派大星不要
Pat, no
派大星你疯了吗
Pat, are you crazy?
不
No
我暖和了
I'm warm
那卷胶带给我看看
Let me see that roll of tape
她的毛真的好保暖
Man, that fur really hits the spot
胳肢窝再也不会受冻了
No more frozen armpits
一字眉山羊胡组合大有奇效
And this eyebrow/goatee combo works like a charm
这是我们最好的主意
This the best idea we've ever had
没错
You said it
我准备好度过最久最冷的冬天了
I'm ready for the longest, coldest winter ever
放马过来
Bring it on
春天了
Spring?
已经春天了
Spring already
真该死
Tartar sauce
锁还冻着
The lock is still frozen
我等不及要出去暖暖身上的毛了
I sure can't wait to get outside and warm my fur
看啊是海绵宝宝跟派大星
Oh, look, it's SpongeBob and Patrick
你们好
Hi, guys
没事珊迪
It's okay, Sandy
松鼠型脱毛
Squirrel pattern baldness
在小型哺乳动物当中很常见
is quite common in small mammals
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
派大星
Patrick
你放心珊迪
Don't worry, Sandy
我们会帮你解决的
We've got you covered
要不要再来点柠檬水
More lemonade, boys?
谢谢珊迪
Thanks, Sandy
春天真美好
Spring sure is lovely
被抛弃
找到你了小蜗
I've got you now, Gary
抓到了你当鬼
Tag, you're it
小蜗肯定找不到我在这
Gary will never find me here
抓到了
Tag
现在我当鬼
Now I'm it
嗨海绵宝宝
Hi, SpongeBob
你在干什么
What are you doing?
我跟小蜗在玩抓人游戏
Gary and I are playing tag
要一起来玩吗
You want to join us?
好啊我可以吗
Oh, boy, would I?
好
Okay
抓到了
Tag
你当鬼
you're it
我当鬼
I'm it
抓到了你当鬼
Tag, you're it
我赢了
I win
小蜗怎么了
What's with Gary?
声音跟汽船似的
He sounds like a motorboat
那只是蜗牛向你表示喜欢的方式
That's just a snail's way of saying he likes you