海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E11

Part 5 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

松鼠就是笨
Squirrels is dumb
珊迪
Sandy
好了珊迪我都理解了
Okay, Sandy, I get it
你说什么
What's that?
还要吗
You want more?
好啊
Okey-dokey
给海底生物多来点水
More water for the sea critter
行了珊迪
Okay, Sandy
行了
okay
我都理解了
I get it
不开松鼠玩笑了
No more squirrel jokes
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
谢谢非常谢谢大家
Thank you, thank you very much
我来的路上撞见了一只松鼠
On my way over here I ran into a squirrel
我就说喂
and I said, "Hey
怎么不找几个松鼠朋友过来
"why don't you go get a couple squirrel friends
一起去换个灯泡呢
and we'll go change a light bulb?"
不过说真的各位
But seriously, folks
唯一会比松鼠还傻的东西
the only thing dumber than a squirrel
就是海绵
is a sponge
我们海绵傻到
I mean, we're so dumb
连脊椎都没有
we don't even have a vertebrae
快看我
Look at me
我没骨头
I got no bones
确实
That's true
螃蟹
Crabs?
烦死了
Oh, brother
小气到都不愿意花费注意力了
They're so cheap they can't even pay attention
确实
It's true
我很小气
I am cheap
来说说鱼的事情
Now let me tell you about those fish
实在是臭死了
Boy, are they smelly
怎么会有生物
How could a creature
天天泡水味道还这么臭
who spends so much time in the water smell so bad?
我说真的
I mean, really
肥皂肥皂
Soap, soap
什么是肥皂
what is soap?
更不用让我再提海星了
And don't even get me started on starfish