海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E08

Part 3 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

SpongeBob, what are you doing?
放心好了章鱼哥
Don't worry, Squidward
我来帮你开头
I'll help you get started
亲爱的圣诞老人
"Dear Santa Claus"
海绵宝宝算了吧你
SpongeBob, forget it
对太正式了
Right, too formal
圣诞老人好
"Hi, Santa"
海绵宝宝你别
SpongeBob, no
诞哥好
"Howdy, Claus"?
我才不给你幻想出来的东西写信
I'm not writing a letter to
a figment of your imagination
可是章鱼哥
But, Squidward
等圣诞老人来的时候
when Santa comes
就只有你没礼物了
you'll be the only one without a gift
海绵宝宝我到底得说多少遍
SpongeBob, how many times do I have to say it?
我不相信有圣诞老人
I don't believe in Santa Claus
来吧章鱼哥
Come on, Squid
你只要写封信就行了
all you have to do is write a letter
不会吃多大亏的
What have you got to lose?
我会亏自尊
My self-respect
亏理智
My sanity
亏午饭
My lunch
章鱼哥写吧
Squidward, come on
写吧章鱼哥
Come on, Squidward
别扫大家兴了
Don't be a party pooper
出来吧
Come on out
圣诞老人就一大骗子
Santa Claus is a big phony
海绵宝宝把你们都给耍了
SpongeBob has got you all fooled
写吧章鱼哥
Come on, Squidward
来写吧
Come on
就让那些白♥痴♥熬一整夜吧
Those idiots are going to be up all night
我要睡个安稳觉
while I get a full night's sleep
圣诞老人今晚来
Santa's coming tonight, tonight
他会今晚来
Santa's coming tonight
圣诞老人今晚来
Santa's coming tonight, tonight
他会今晚来
Santa's coming tonight
大家一起唱
Come on, everybody
唱到圣诞老人来为止
let's sing till Santa gets here
圣诞老人今晚来
Santa's coming tonight, tonight
他会今晚来
Santa's coming tonight
圣诞老人今晚来
Santa's coming tonight, tonight
他会今晚来
Santa's coming tonight
圣诞老人今晚来
Santa's coming tonight, tonight
他会今晚来
Santa's coming tonight
圣诞老人在哪
Where's Santa?
他可能随时会来
He should be here any minute
圣诞老人今晚来
Santa's coming tonight, tonight
他会今晚来
Santa's coming
行了
Come on
老子受够了
Enough of this
感谢你的一派谎言童话先生
Thanks for the lies, Mr. Fairytale
咱换别处浪费时间去
Let's go waste our time somewhere else
各位
Hey, guys
你们的圣诞精神都去哪了
where's your Christmas spirit?
他只是迟到了而已
He's just running late
可能他停下来吃宵夜去了
He probably just stopped for a snack
胖子会饿的对不对
Fat guys get hungry, right?
对啊
Yeah
灯神信不得
Never trust a genie
已经早上了吗
Morning already?
老天爷啊
Oh, boy
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas
等下
Wait
我看到了拍圣诞照的大好时机
I see a great Christmas photo op
能不能移过来点
Can you move in a little?
说圣诞老人
Say "Santa Claus"
圣诞老人
Santa Claus
我们的第一个圣诞节
Our first Christmas
这个圣诞节就是第一个圣诞节
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas
第一个圣诞节就是这个圣诞节
The first Christmas is this Christmas
这就是我的第一个圣诞节
'Cause it feels like the first Christmas to me
你说得对章鱼哥
You were right, Squidward
这个节日就是傻的要命
This is a stupid holiday
可我还是要你收下这个
I still want you to have this
什么
What
这是什么东西
what's this?
礼物
A present
我给你做的等圣诞老人来你就不会
I made it for you so you wouldn't feel left out when
落单了
Santa came
我
I
就是我
You know, I
不客气
You're welcome
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob?
他给我做了个礼物
He made me a present?
大概率是个水母网
It's probably a jellyfish net
或者是个陈年蟹黄堡
Or an old Krabby Patty
或者
Or
是他最爱的内♥裤♥
his favorite underpants
什么
What?
啊
Why
看起来好像一根竖笛
it looks like a clarinet
闻起来也像一根竖笛
It smells like one, too
用浮木手工制成
Hand-crafted out of driftwood
章鱼哥
上面还写了我的名字
And it's even got my name on it
按下
这是什么
What's this?
这是我收到过的最棒的礼物了
This is the greatest gift I have ever gotten
我感觉就像个
I feel like a
我感觉就像个
I feel like a
我感觉就像个
I feel like a
大浑蛋
Big jerk
我对那可怜的海绵宝宝都做了什么
What have I done to poor SpongeBob?
海绵宝宝
Hey, SpongeBob
我
I
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob?
我看我再也用不着这个了
I guess I won't be needing this
好多了
That's better
可怜的小家伙
The poor little guy
他想做的只是传播欢乐而已
All he wanted was to spread a little joy
我最好把这些东西从章鱼哥家拆下来
I better get this stuff off of Squid's place
有人吗
Hello?
谁在那
Who's there?
有人吗
Hello?
有人吗
Hello?
啥事
Yes?
谁在那
Who's there?
有人吗
Hello?
快现身
Show yourself
有人吗
Hello?
是谁
Who is it?
就在这上面你个白♥痴♥
Up here, you dunce
我是说
I mean
圣诞快乐孩子
Merry Christmas, little boy
该不会是
Could it be?
对就是我
Yes, it is I
圣诞老人
Santa Claus
你就是
You're
圣
San
圣
San
圣
San