海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E14

Part 2 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

I've got it
要让海绵宝宝工作
To get to the SpongeBob
我就得在他面前表现出同情与理解
I'll show him compassion and understanding
这样他就会给我我想要的东西了
then he'll give me what I want
嗨
Hi
对不起痞老板
I'm sorry, Plankton
我尽力了
I've tried my best
我不习惯这样子做蟹黄堡
I'm not used to cooking this way
求你别把我脑子弄出来
Please don't take my brain out
等等海绵宝宝
Hold it, SpongeBob
我能同情和理解你
I'm capable of compassion and understanding
真的吗
Really?
那我想要回蟹堡王去
Then I'd like to go back to the Krusty Krab
别给我得寸进尺
Let's not get carried away
那我现在要怎样才能让你
Now what can I do to make you
在海之霸♥工♥作得更舒服一点
more comfortable here at the Chum Bucket?
我一般用烤架做蟹黄堡
Well, I usually cook on a grill
没问题
You got it
厨房♥
弄过来虽说不太容易
Well, it wasn't easy
不过也弄好了
but here it is
一个烤架
One old frying grill
现在试用下怎么样
How about we try it out?
我只是
It's just that
习惯烤架朝那个方向
I'm used to the grill facing that way
不必多说
Say no more
一切我都会办妥的
I'll take care of everything
放这怎么样
How about here?
往左边一点点
A little more to the left
这样呢海绵宝宝
How's this, SpongeBob?
再移一点点
Move it over a little more
这边呢
Here?
继续移
Keep going
这边呢
Here?
差不多了
Almost
可以了
That's it
再移一下
just a little more
完美
perfect
就放这了
Right there
不太对
I don't know
有东西还是怪怪的
it still doesn't feel right
再走几步海绵宝宝
Just a few more steps, SpongeBob
好了可以摘眼罩了
Okay, go ahead, take it off
这里是蟹堡王厨房♥的完全仿制品
It's an exact replica of the Krusty Krab kitchen
仿制的真的好完全
It is an exact replica
水池在这
Here's the sink
油锅
the greasy fryers
吱吱叫的地板
the squeaky floorboards
还有那个玩意
and that thing
一份蟹黄堡马上来蟹老板
One Krabby Patty coming up, Mr. Krabs
蟹老板
Mr. Krabs
别哭了海绵宝宝
Don't cry, SpongeBob
我一定要让你知道给我工作比较好
I'll show you it's much better working for me
还有什么是那小气老螃蟹不让给你的
Is there anything
that old skinflint Krabs wouldn't let you have?
那个
Well
有样东西我倒是一直很想要
there is one thing I've always wanted
那你现在是不是心满意足
So now do you have everything you need
要开始做蟹黄堡了吗
to make some Krabby Patties?
那个
Well
要开始做蟹黄堡了吗
You ready to make some patties?
等我吃完冰淇淋再说
Wait 'til I finish my ice cream
那蟹黄堡呢
How about those patties?
再快点
Faster
然后最小的海精灵说
And then the littlest sea-elf said
冷静痞老板
Steady, Plankton
马上就要有回报了
It's all gonna pay off soon enough
你好啊贪睡虫
Hey there, sleepy head
怎么样了
what do you say?
准备来准备去的都让我饿死了
All this preparation is making me hungry
我也好饿
Me too
你觉得现在要吃什么最好
You know what would really hit the spot?
要不你给咱做点蟹黄堡来吃
Why don't you whip us up a couple of Krabby Patties?
我现在比较想吃玉米卷
I'm kind of in the mood for tacos
考虑的真好海绵宝宝
Good one, SpongeBob
可是讲真要不你去给咱做蟹黄堡吧
But really, why don't you go ahead and make us a patty?
不要我不太想吃蟹黄堡
No, I don't really feel like it
我真就不懂了
But I don't understand
烤架你有了
You have the grill
锅铲你有了
and the spatula
舒服椅子你有了
and the comfy chair
你的臭脚我按♥摩♥了
I rubbed your putrid feet
我跟你讲小东西
Tell you what, half-pint
等会再叫我做蟹黄堡
why don't you ask me later?
我命令你马上给我做蟹黄堡
I command you to make me a patty this instant
不做
No
别给我顶嘴
Don't back sass me
说什么
What?
够了先生
That's it, mister
你已经失去拥有脑子的权利了
You just lost your brain privileges
做好了
Finished
海绵宝宝快进来
SpongeBob, come in here
是不是应该要改叫机器海绵厨师宝宝
Or should I say RobotBob SpongeChefPants
我都把脑子放到机器里面去了
I put the brain in the robot, you know
你就不该这么娇生惯养
You shouldn't have been a spoiled brat
看吧我要什么就能有什么
You see, I always get what I want
我现在就要你给我做蟹黄堡
And I want you to make me a Krabby Patty
回答
Response
等会再叫我
Why don't you ask me later?
什么
What?
什么
What?
去做焊接了
Get welded
等等
Wait
我命令你给我做蟹黄堡
I command you make me a Krabby Patty
油
我不要
I don't wanna
蟹堡王
停业
好了老宝贝
Well, old girl
我们要就此完结了
this looks like our final chapter
我再也忍♥不了了
I can't take anymore
你得把那个黄色噩梦带回去
You've gotta take that yellow nightmare back
根本就不值得
It's not worth it
我还是回去光明正大偷你蟹黄堡才好
I'm better off stealing a Krabby Patty fair and square
停业
那个
Well
已经都说好了痞老板
a deal's a deal, Plankton
他现在是你的麻烦了
He's your headache now
求你大发慈悲吧蟹老板
Please, have mercy, Krabs
我什么都可以做
I'll do anything
我求你了
I beg of you
要不
How 'bout
你给我五十块
you give me fifty bucks
我把他从你那买♥♥回来
and I'll take him off your hands
成交
It's a deal
反正我也抽老千了
I cheated anyway
现在快走吧小虫子
Now, be gone with you, you puny pest
蟹堡王
我谢谢你了
Thank you
海之霸
我跟我脑子真高兴回来了蟹老板
My brain and I are glad to be back, Mr. Krabs
真高兴你回来了小子
Glad to have you back, lad
现在去做蟹黄堡
Now get to those patties
午餐高峰要到了
The lunch rush is a-comin'
我不太想做