海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E10

Part 2 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

三
three
个字
more words
好
Okay
我看看你写的句子
let me see what you've written
还没写好
It's not ready yet
没事海绵宝宝
That's okay, SpongeBob
给老师看看你写的句子
Show the teacher what you've written
不行
No
快给我
Give it to me
不行
No
给我看
Let me see it
我在驾校里学了
"What I learned in boating school is"
剩下的都不重要
Well, the rest doesn't matter
你过了
You pass
你过了
You pass
泡芙老师我感觉我什么都没做
Mrs. Puff, I don't feel like I really did anything
额外加分本来就得这种感觉
That's how extra credit is supposed to feel
真的吗
Really?
另外这是你的驾照
Besides, here's your license
裤头村驾照
海绵宝宝
我的驾照
My license
宛如我梦中的滋味
It tastes just like I dreamt it would
泡芙老师我
Mrs. Puff, I
谢谢你海绵宝宝
Thank you, SpongeBob
恭喜你了
Congratulations
好人一生平安
Have a nice life
小心了裤头村
Look out, Bikini Bottom
有个新司机要上路了
There's a new driver on the road
他就叫做
and his name is
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
哈里斯生日快乐
Harris, happy birthday
我的腿
My leg
破坏竟会如此之多
So much destruction
直播
记者不禁要问为什么
This reporter asks why
本地舆♥论♥一致认为问题出在
Local consensus places the blame
这位失职又自私的驾校教练身上
on this negligent selfish driving instructor
她
who
这段别播出来
Let's not use that take
太荒唐了
That's preposterous
他都额外加分了
He did the extra credit
没什么好怕的
There's no need to worry
他连船都没得开
He doesn't even have a boat to drive
现在回家去把面都吃完
Now to go home and have the rest of that pasta
感谢泡芙老师
惊喜
Surprise
敬史上最棒的老师
To the greatest teacher ever
谢谢泡芙老师
Thank you, Mrs. Puff
我在此说出大家的心声
I know I speak for everyone
我们要把你当作
when I say that we consider you
海绵家族的一员
a member of the SquarePants family
你该说的都说完了亲爱的
I think you've made your point, dear
泡芙老师本来我们还以为
Mrs. Puff, we were starting to think
海绵宝宝绝对考不到驾照
SpongeBob was never going to get his license
但你从来没放弃过他
But you never gave up on him
从来没打退堂鼓
You never quit
从来没应付了事
You never took the easy way out
那个我
Well, I, uh
好吧
okay
我们只想让泡芙老师
We wanted to make sure Mrs. Puff--
全世界最好的驾校老师
the greatest driving teacher in the world--
能来亲眼目睹这个
was here to see this
目睹什么
See what?
哒哒
Ta-da
我准备好了
裤头村
我准备好了
"I-M R-DY"
全新汽船
A brand new boatmobile?
给我的
For me?
你放心泡芙老师
Don't worry, Mrs. Puff
他明天就能开了
He'll be driving by tomorrow
再见
Toodle-oo
我都干了什么好事
What have I done?
这下大家都要知道
Everyone will know
是我放他毕业的了
that I let him slide through school
我必须搬去另外的城市
I'll have to move to a new city
另外开所驾校另外取个名字
start a new boating school with a new name
不
No
不能再这样了
not again
必须把苗头遏制住
I've got to end this thing before it begins
你摔得挺重的儿子
You took quite a buster there, son
我今天在驾校里学了
What I learned in boating school today is
我们还是先放一放
We're going to have to hold off
开船的事情儿子
on the driving there for a while, son
没错乖儿子
That's right, honey
在床上躺好
Now, just stay in bed
不要靠近船
And no going near the boat
嗨小船
Hi, Boaty
小船你着凉了
Boaty, you're cold
穿我袜子吧
Take my socks
小船我会把你照顾好的
Oh, Boaty, I'm always going to take care of you
你是全海底最好的船了
You're the best boat in the deep blue sea
希望我还记得怎么做
I hope I still remember how to do this
好
Yeah
我在开船
I'm driving
你是谁在我船上干什么
Who are you and what are you doing in my boat?
为什么戴着滑雪面罩
And why are you wearing that ski mask?
你压根就没滑雪
Because you're not skiing
我的天啊我知道你是谁了
Oh, my gosh, I know who you are
不知道
No, you don't
你根本就不认识我
You don't know who I am
认得可清楚了
Yes, I do
我知道你是
I know that you're
偷船贼
a boatjacker
我居然得用到这瓶胡椒喷雾
I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray
来人救命啊
Somebody help me
来人救命啊
Somebody help me
抱歉海绵宝宝
Sorry, SpongeBob
这都是为了你好
but it was for your own good
把船还给我
Give me back my boat
给我停船
You'd better stop this boat
我不会放手的
I'm not letting go
什么都阻止不了我
Nothing will stop me
哪怕有
Not even
巨蚌
巨蚌
Giant clams?
我绝不放手哪怕有
I'm not letting go even for
奶酪擦
Cheese graters?
奶酪擦
不
No
不
No
休想让我放手哪怕路上有
If you think I'll let go for a little
教育电视台
教育电视台
Educational television?
不要啊
Oh, no
看来甩掉他了
Looks like that got rid of him
放点音乐
Now for some tunes
现在回到人♥渣♥电台
And now back to KRUD
接下来为你点播
with all of your personal
你偷我车绝对要受制裁金曲
"You won't get away with stealing my car" hits
出事故请拨♥打♥
超级警♥察♥
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