海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E04

Part 2 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

That will only make him feel worse
依我看他只能活到日落时分
The way I see it, he's only got till sunset
为何要毁掉他活在世上的最后一天
Why ruin his last day on earth?
那小子理应享受他最后的光阴
The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours
说得对蟹老板
You're right, Mr. Krabs
我要让海绵宝宝最后的光阴
I'm going to make SpongeBob's final hours
成为他最美好的光阴
the best he's ever had
这回
And this time
我要投入很多很多的爱
there's going to be love
多到能淹死他
So much, he's going to drown in it
淹死他
Drown in it
写给自己
Note to self
小心章鱼哥
Watch out for Squidward
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
怎么了
Yes
我忘了跟你说你礼物还有第二部分
I forgot to tell you, there's a part 2 to your gift
第二部分
Part 2?
第二部分
Part 2
别给我这样干
Please don't do that
第二部分是什么
What's for part 2?
那个你能想到的最快乐的事是什么
Well, what's the most fun thing you can think of?
其实我做了张我爱做的快乐事情清单
Actually, I keep a list of the most fun things I like to do
我管这单子叫情谊单
I call it my friendship list
好棒
Great
让我瞧一瞧
Let me see it
更快乐的事情都标成红色了
The things that are extra fun, I've written in red
全都是红色的
Everything's in red
对啊我知道
Yeah, I know
想干完事的话最好现在就开始干
We better start now if we want to get through this list
免得你死
before you die
思来想去
of anticipation
那就开整吧
Then let's roll
再见蟹老板
Bye, Mr. Krabs
招聘
看下章鱼哥
Heads up, Squidward
人家好像要找人把你换掉
Looks like they're going to replace you
还行吧
Yeah
来看下单子
Let's have a look at that list
我想做的第一件事
Well, the first thing I want to do
是给全镇人介绍我最好的朋友章鱼哥
is show my best friend, Squidward, to everybody in town
你好
Hi there
这是我最好的朋友章鱼哥
This is my best friend, Squidward
小朋友们
Hey, kids
快来看
check it out
这是我最好的朋友章鱼哥
This is my best friend, Squidward
嗨我向你介绍我最好的朋友章鱼哥
Hi, I want to show you my best friend, Squidward
嗨法兰克
Hey, Frank
真高兴介绍完了
Glad that's over
很好因为我们要干下一件事了
Good, because we're on to our next activity
这件事是
Which is
我要把我穿鲑鱼装的最好的朋友
I'm going to show my best friend, Squidward
介绍给镇上所有人
to everyone in town wearing a salmon suit
那你穿鲑鱼装不
You're going to be wearing a salmon suit?
问得好章鱼哥
That's a good one, Squidward
介绍穿鲑鱼装的
下一件
Next
敲门笑话
Knock-knock jokes
嘿章鱼哥
Hey, Squid
有人敲门
knock-knock
谁啊
Who's there?
我啊
I am
真好啊
Oh, yeah
敲门笑话
请注意
Look out, everyone
倒朋友
Friends in reverse
假装倒车
模仿猿猴
左转
Turn left
然后
And
停
stop
这下明白你拿我当脸用会怎样了吧
See, that's what it would be like if you had me for a face
我呼吸不了了
I can't breathe
交换脸
你确定应该要这样子戳吗
Are you sure you should be poking it like that?
也不看看这边谁是医生
Who is the doctor here?
剖心
杂耍
介绍穿鲑鱼装的
单子上写的最后一件事是
The last thing on the list is
是不是还有肢解
Does it involve more dismemberment?
跟章鱼哥一起看日落
Watch the sunset with Squidward
日落
Sunset?
依我看
The way I see it
炸♥弹♥命中那小子肠子底部之前
the lad's got until sunset
那小子只能活到日落时分
before that bomb hits his lower intestine
是蟹老板
It's Mr. Krabs
嗨蟹老板
Hi, Mr. Krabs
那好再见了
OK, see you later
来吧兄弟
Come on, buddy
你要看日落的话就看吧
You want a sunset, you'll get a sunset
水下日落真美啊
Underwater sunsets sure are beautiful
你说是不是章鱼哥
eh, Squidward?
是啊
Yeah
是啊
Yeah
真是太棒了就只有我们三个
This is great, just the three of us
你我
You, me
还有你在我们中间修的这堵砖墙
and this brick wall you built between us
是啊
Yeah
我看日落会想到碗装的水果
Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit
你看日落会想到什么章鱼哥
What do they make you think of, Squidward?
爆♥炸♥
Explosions
我是说
I mean
贬值
erosion
我跟你说
You know
如果我会因某个朋友的粗心
if I were to die right now
in some sort of fiery explosion
然后遇爆♥炸♥而死
due to the carelessness of a friend
那也倒没事
Well, that would just be OK
感觉好像有东西掉到我肠子底部了
It feels like something just
dropped into my lower intestine
闻着好像樱桃
Smells like cherry
或许是葡萄
or maybe grape
还是蓝莓
Blueberry?
日落终于到了
Here it is, the sunset
我特别喜欢这时候倒计时
I always love to count it down
五
Five
你数剩下的兄弟
You do the rest, buddy
四
Four
三
Three
二
Two
一
One
好像数得太早了
I guess we started too early
重新数一遍
Let's start again
五
Five
四
Four
三
Three
二
Two
一
One
好吧
Well
至少我让他最后的光阴有了意义
at least, I was able to make
his last few hours meaningful
我可真是大好人
I am such a good person
章鱼哥
Hey, Squidward
瞧瞧这招
check this out
章鱼哥都已经装过傻胡言乱语了
Squidward, we already played "babble like an idiot"
你怎么还好端端在这
Why are you still here?
我们都已经把单子上写的事情做完了