海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E17

Part 1 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

准备好了吗孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
拖延
滑浪学校
好了同学们
Okay, class
安静安静
quiet, quiet
请大家拿出纸笔
Now, get out your pencils and paper
记下作业
and write down the assignment
你听见了没
Did you hear that?
我们有作业
We get an assignment
所有人必须写一篇作文
Everyone must write an essay
主题是红绿灯前不能做的事
on what not to do at a stoplight
红绿灯
你听见了没
Did you hear that?
红绿灯前不能做的事
What not to do at a stoplight
不少于八百字
In no less than 800 words
你听见了没
Did you hear that?
八百字
800 words?
对我知道
Yeah, I know
明天上交
Due tomorrow
同学们记住
And remember, class
认真做不能偷懒
work hard and no goofing off
好小蜗
Okay, Gary
不能偷懒
no goofing off
我要写出史上最佳的作文
I am about to write the greatest essay of all time
跟诸多佳作一样这篇作文得写在
Like most great essays it will be written
纸上
on paper
比纸更重要的东西就是
Even more important than the paper is
铅笔
the pencil
铅笔可尖可钝
A pencil is sharp or as dull as I like
真奇怪
Funny
我点子一多起来你就缩小了
as my ideas grow, you shrink
今天写作文最美好不过了
Well, I couldn't have asked for
a more beautiful day to write an essay
好开始写了
Okay, here we go
红绿灯前不能做的事
"What Not To Do At A Stoplight"
还挺简单
This is easy
海绵宝宝作
"By SpongeBob Squarepants"
这作文精华满满
This essay is pure gold
现在呢铅笔
And now, pencil
准备好开始动手吧
get ready to do your stuff
因为要开始写了
because here we go
红绿灯前不能做的事
海绵宝宝作
比我想得还要难
this is harder than I thought
快来啊海绵宝宝
Come on, SpongeBob
应该要立法禁止
It should be against the law
在这种阳光明媚的日子被迫写作文
to have to write an essay
on such a super sailorific, sunshiny day
但我必须做下去
But I must press onward
因为只要有这支铅笔
because with this pencil
再把作文写完
and the completion of this essay
我就能离我驾照更近一步了
I'll be one step closer to my driver's license
好耶
Oh, yeah
这应该不成问题
This'll be no problemo
我时间还不少呢
Why, I got plenty of time
现在才六点
It's only 6:00
好
Okay
好开始写了
okay, here we go
开始写了
Here we go
有了我只要
I know, I just need to
把体内的血液泵到脑袋里就行
get a little blood pumpin' in the old noodle
做点健美操怎么样
How about some calisthenics?
感受到血脉在偾张了
I can feel those juices pumpin' now
我在干什么
What am I doing?
必须得写作文
I got to write that paper
快啊铅笔
Come on, pencil
写字啊
make words
小蜗
Gary
小蜗我最爱的蜗牛近来可好
Gary, how's my favorite mollusk?
要不要让海绵宝宝
How about you let ol' SpongeBob
给你来点吃的
fix you up something to eat?
你说你不饿是什么意思
What do you mean, you're not hungry?
我知道我还得写作文
I know I have an essay to write
走吧小蜗
Now come on, Gary
小蜗
蜗牛粮
我得确保你补充到营养了
I got to make sure you get your nutrition
所以你不吃光我就不走
so I'm not leaving until you eat every single bite
小蜗你确定你不想要
Gary, a-are you sure you don't want
来点焦糖布丁吗
some crème brulée?
也不想要巧克力味海草块吗
Or-or some chocoflavored algae bits?
小蜗搞得好乱
Gary sure made a mess
我可写不了作文
I can't work on my essay
全都得怪厨房♥乱糟糟的
knowing there's a mess in the kitchen
顺便把地板其他地方也打扫一下
I might as well clean the rest of the floor while I'm at it
卫生死角也得打扫
I should get these hard-to-reach places, too
盘子得洗干净
And these dishes need to be cleaned
肮脏垃圾可不能有
Can't have dirty garbage
现在应该够干净了
Well, I think it's clean enough now
也没花多长时间
Why, that didn't take too long
现在才
It's only
十点钟
10:00
不能再乱混了
No more fooling around
必须继续用功
I got to get back to work
好作文先生
Okay, Mr. Essay
我说
I say
准备好让我写你吧
prepare to be written
我在写了
I'm doing it
我在写了
I'm doing it
好好
Yeah, yeah
好
Yeah
再一点这个
And some of these
再一点这个
and some of these
就快好了然后
Almost there and
完成
done
来看看目前为止写得怎么样了
Now let's see how it looks so far
夫
"The"
夫
[ 无实义 ]
休息时间
Break time
走来走去有助于思考
Pacing always helps me think
我想想只剩799个字了
Let's see, only 799 words to go
海绵宝宝快点想啊
Think, SpongeBob, think
是是谁
W-Who's that?
什么
Wha?
喂
Hello?
派大星你在干什么
Hey, Patrick, what you up to?
睡觉
Sleeping
真是太迷人了
That's really fascinating
你睡得好吗
Are you having a good sleep?
要不要来交流一下你做的什么梦
Any dreams you'd like to discuss?
我还记得
I remember on the