海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E18

Part 4 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

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你到底还学不学艺术
Do you want to learn art or not?
对不起章鱼哥
I'm sorry, Squidward--
我会认真听的
I'll listen
好了海绵宝宝
All right, SpongeBob
给我全神贯注
Pay close attention
看着大理石
Look at your marble
构思出它内在的雕塑的模样
Visualize the sculpture within
再轻轻地
Then gently
这个怎么样章鱼哥
How's this, Squidward?
好美啊
It's beautiful
我是说
I mean
这根本算不上雕塑
This isn't a sculpture
要雕出好雕塑就要花
A good sculpture takes
更多时间
more time
不能一下子就马上雕好
You can't just sculpt willy-nilly
必须要照着书本上的做
You've got to go by the book
艺术的规矩
照着规矩去做
follow the rules
否则你就不可能越过
Otherwise you'll never get past
这种业余阶段
amateur hour here
并且你鼻子也雕错了
Besides, you got the nose wrong
好了
There
这才叫艺术
Now it's art
这都明摆着了
It's so obvious
我从来没想过得那样
I would have never thought of that
对不起章鱼哥
I'm sorry, Squidward
我来这学艺术
I came here to learn
却傲慢地顶撞了你的课
and I arrogantly shunned your lessons
我没办法成为像你一样伟大的艺术家
I'll never be a great artist like you
我不配让你来教我
I don't deserve your tutoring
我不配出现在你面前
I don't deserve to be in your presence
我甚至都不配用你的门
I don't even deserve to use your doors
你好啊
Hello, there
我只配这样
But I did deserve that
还有这样
I deserved that, too
我也只配这样
And I deserve this
垃圾场
午安先生
Good day, sir
不好意思下课了
Sorry, class is dismissed
你来太迟了
You're too late
真抱歉我失礼了
I beg your pardon, but I'd forgotten my manners
我叫钱袋蒙蒂
My name is Monty P. Moneybags
世界知名的艺术收藏家
The world-famous art collector?
独一无二
The one and only
你来这有何贵干
Well, what are you doing here?
我在做大采购
I'm on a shopping spree
给我新开的博物馆买♥♥艺术品
buying art for my new museum
你不用再去找了
Your search is over
我正是裤头村最伟大的艺术家
I am Bikini Bottom's greatest artiste
这个叫做章鱼哥的化身
I call this one Squidward in Repose
我
I
觉得这玩意跟我的其他藏品会不搭
don't think that will fit in
with the other pieces in my collection
为什么
Why not?
因为我那都是艺术藏品
Because it's an art collection
这个怎么样
How about this one?
这个叫做大胆创造
I call it Bold and Brash
应该得叫垃圾创造
More like Belongs in the Trash
抱歉
Sorry
我肯定是忘了清理掉这份了
I must have missed that one
我怕是得要
Maybe I should be
这是什么
What is that?
先别
Wait, wait
那个不是
That's not
是
It's, uh
天使一样的形体
Angelic form
精妙无比的细节
Amazing detail
恰到好处的和谐
Perfect censorship
这就是天才的杰作
This is the work of a true genius
哎哟
Hello?
这啥玩意
What's this?
这是唯一的缺陷
This is the only flaw
这还差不多
That's more like it
我必须要找到做出这个的艺术家
I simply must find the artist responsible
他会拥有名声
He shall have fame
名声
Fame
财富
Fortune
财富
Fortune
期望得到的任何东西
Anything his heart desires
任何东西
Anything?
就是我
It's me
我雕出来的
I'm responsible
我能预见到
I can see it now
你名字会出现在全世界最著名的博物馆
Your name in the world's most prestigious museums
我要让你名垂千古
I am going to make you immortal
现在
Now, uh
帮我把这个抬到车上
help me get this in the car
我需要来人帮个忙
I could use a little help
我的名声
My fame
我的财富
My fortune
我的头发
My hair
这可真是有点倒霉
Well, that's a bit of bad luck right there
不过
But
对你这种伟大的艺术家应当不成问题
this shouldn't be a problem
for an artist of your magnitude
可以马上再雕另外一个
You can whip up another one
没错
Yeah
没问题
No problem
我跟你说你别传出去
You know, between you and me
我发挥最佳的作品可不是这个
this isn't my best work
要不你明天过来吧
Why don't you come back tomorrow
到时候我保证有东西能让你惊掉袜子
and I'll have something
that will really knock your socks off
我跟你说我没穿袜子
Between you and me, I'm not wearing socks
没错没穿袜子
Yeah, no socks
那行明天见
Okay, see you tomorrow
再见
Bye
我得找到海绵宝宝
I've got to find SpongeBob
垃圾场
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
你走吧章鱼哥
Go away, Squidward
我配不上你的一片好心
I don't deserve your kindness
打起精神来
Cheer up
我决定要再给你一次机会
I have decided to give you another chance
有我这样的良师在一切皆有可能
Why, with a great teacher like me, anything is possible
别看我了章鱼哥
Don't look at me, Squidward
这都是耻辱
Don't look at my shame
这两只手就不能用来创造
These hands weren't meant to create
只能毁灭
They only destroy
我都没法直视
I can't look at them
没事海绵宝宝
Come on, SpongeBob
你已经有双可爱的小黄手了
You've got yourself a pair of yellow dandies here
有我帮忙就会变成创造美的工具
and with my help, we'll turn them into tools of beauty
真的吗
Really?
真的
Really
真的吗
Really?
真的
Really
真的吗
Really?
真的
Really
真的吗
Really?
走吧