海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E03

Part 2 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

First, get a jar
派大星那是腌椰菜
Patrick, that's a pickle
对
Yes
你需要罐子
You need a jar
不对
No
不对
No
不对
No
试试这个
Try this
现在把盖子从罐子上拿下来
Now, take the lid off the jar
放轻松
Just relax
抬起你的手
Lift your hand
太棒了
Great
就快好了
We're almost there
把手放到盖子上
Now put it on the lid
不对盖子
No, the lid
盖子
The lid
盖子
The lid
盖子
The lid
盖子
The lid
盖子
The lid--
不要动
Freeze
就快好了
Almost there
手伸向盖子
Now head for the lid
远了
Cold
近了
Warmer
近了
Warmer
近了
Warmer
很近了
You're hot
非常近了
You're on fire
近到烫死了
It burns
好了好了
OK, OK
等下等下
Wait, wait
照着我的样子做
Do exactly as I do
照着我的样子
Exactly as I do
照着
Exactly--
照着
Exactly--
照着
Exactly--
照着你的样子做
Exactly as you do
不好了我弄坏了
Oh no, I broke it
不对派大星
No, no, Patrick
你打开了
You did it
打开了
I did?
触地得分
Touchdown
我是开罐大♥师♥
I'm jar master
那可太棒了派大星
That was great, Patrick
你真的已经掌握要领了
You really got the hang of it
好耶
Yeah
记得我刚刚把手举起来
Remember when I had my hand up
放到盖子上吗
and I put it on the lid?
记得
Oh, yeah
然后我把盖子拿下来
And then I took the lid off
我以为弄坏了
And I thought I broke it
是
Yeah
可我没有
But I didn't
我用手打开了罐子
I opened the jar with my hand
全都是因为你给我示范了怎么做
And it was all because you showed me how to do it
我不会忘记这个的
I'm never gonna forget this
派大星你就照着我的样子做
Patrick, you do exactly what I do
你迟早会得奖的
and you'll have an award in no time
我准备好了
I'm ready
我准备好了
I'm ready
我准备好了
I'm ready
我准备好了
I'm ready
早上好海绵宝宝
Good morning, SpongeBob
真的好神奇能看到简单换件衣服
It's amazing how a simple change of clothes
能让别人看起来
can make a guy look--
跟我一个样
just like me
没错
Yup
我要是想要赢得奖杯
If I'm gonna be an award-winner
就必须穿得像个赢得奖杯的人
I've gotta dress like one
看着不舒服
That's creepy
不过话说得挺好听
But flattering
我准备好了
I'm ready
我准备好了
I'm ready
我准备好了
I'm ready
我准备好了
I'm ready
我准备好了
I'm ready
我准备好了
I'm ready
我准备好了
I'm ready
我准备好了
I'm ready
我准备好了
I'm ready
我准备好了
I'm ready
蟹堡王
又要上班了
Well, back to the old grind
又要上班了
Well, back to the old grind
忘戴帽子了
Forgot my hat
我也是
Me too
锅铲掉了
Dropped my spatula
我也是
Me too
你在模仿我
You're copying me
没错
Yes
你为什么要那样
Why are you doing that?
这样我就能得奖了像你一样
So I can win an award, like you
这样很烦
Well, it's annoying
就别这样了
So stop it
别这样了
Stop it
你可不错了
Say, you're good
谢了
Thanks
该死
Darn
玛丽有只小羊羔
Mary had a little lamb
它的绒毛白如
whose fleece was white as
腌椰菜鱼唇
pickled fish lips
邪恶海藻
Seaweevil
有鸡说鸡
Yorgie shmorgies
起码我内心是安全的
At least I'm safe inside my mind
起码我内心是安全的
At least I'm safe inside my mind
别再模仿我了
Stop copying me
这样得不了奖
There's no award for that
现在大概可以进去了
Well, I guess it's safe to go in now
派大星你还要继续这样多久
Patrick, how long are you gonna keep this up?
直到我得的奖跟你一样多为止
Until I have as many awards as you
那就走着瞧
We'll see about that
就不走
No we won't
我是裤头村跳绳冠军
I'm the jump rope champion of Bikini Bottom
我也是
Me too
是吗
Oh yeah?
我管这招叫切割跳
I call this one the slice and dice
一条划痕都不留
Not a scratch on me
别想逃
No you don't
当我当得没意思了是吗派大星
Not much fun being me now, huh, Patrick?
开什么玩笑
Are you kidding?
我模仿你之前很早就开始做这个了
I used to do this way before I started copying you
轮到我了
My turn
真希望能让原本的派大星回来
I wish I had the old Patrick back
可他净是想要跟我一样
But he just wants to be like me
嗨我是派大星
Hi, I'm Patrick Star
我是全裤头村最懒最粉的海星
I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom
好希望我是我自己不是海绵宝宝
and I wish I were me, and not SpongeBob
当个粉色的失败者有什么了不起的
What's so great about being a big pink loser?
没错
Exactly
我离得奖的距离就没有
I was never closer to an award