海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E12

Part 2 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

对于松鼠来说你确实有点东西
You've got some pretty good moves, for a squirrel
但你还只是个陆地生物
But you're still just a land creature
松鼠想做什么就能做什么
Squirrels can do anything they want to
你肯定没法一口吃掉双层豪华蟹黄堡
I bet you can't eat a Krabby Double Deluxe in one bite
给我
Give me that
我奇克斯的名号♥可不是白叫的
They don't call me Cheeks for nothin'
大脸颊
区区一件小事
Well, that's just one thing
你能这样吗
Can you do this?
我家人全都会
Everyone in my family can do that
这个呢
How about this, huh?
你能出芽生殖吗
Can you reproduce by budding?
能吗
Can ya?
能吗
Can ya?
能吗
Can ya?
能吗
Can ya?
不能
No
最重要的是
Most importantly
你能这样吗
can you do this?
我♥干♥嘛要做那堆傻事
Well, what would I want to do
any of that dumb stuff for anyway?
承认吧珊迪
Admit it, Sandy--
你做不了我们海底生物能做的事
you can't do anything us sea creatures can do
其实要不是你穿着那身衣服
In fact, if it wasn't for that suit
你都不能在这里活下来
you couldn't even live down here
你们都不
Well, you don't
我用不着
I don't need to
让你们见识
I'll show y'all
我用不着这套衣服
I don't need this suit
我也用不着这个头盔
And I don't need this helmet neither
海神王保佑她
Neptune preserve her
她能那样撑多久
How long can she stay like that?
不知道
I don't know
珊迪原来是女的
Sandy's a girl?
珊迪
Sandy
你确实证明我们错了
You sure proved us wrong
陆地生物确实更强
I guess land creatures are better
不过等憋不住要呼吸就弱下来了
At least, until they need to breathe
马上撑不下去了
Yep, won't be long now
头晕了没
Feeling lightheaded yet?
记得这个吗
Remember this?
免费的
It's free
腌椰菜
别笑我了
Stop laughin' at me
我就知道
I knew it
某些空气笨脑
There was no way some "airhead"
肯定赢不过在水里呼吸的
was going to win anything against a water breather
空气笨脑
Airhead
海底生物最强
Sea creatures rule
水
Water
好吧好吧
All right, all right
你们笑就笑吧
You had your little laugh
现在该我了
But now it's my turn
你们以为自己都是高手对吧
Y'all think you're such hot stuff, don't ya?
身上长了鳃就能四处游
Swimmin' around with your fancy gills 'n such
不过你们这群脑子进水的
But none of you wet heads
绝对在我的地盘撑不过一分钟
would last a minute on my turf
干燥陆地
Dry land
我们得戴腌椰菜瓶吗
Do we have to wear pickle jars?
你们只要穿自己的衣服上
Nope, nothin' but the clothes on your backs
才一分钟
One minute?
没问题
No problem
珊地
landy
你们还上不上了
Well, so are you going or not?
那个
Well
我们
we
其实
Actually
就是
you know
不能
We can't
因为
because
我们
We're
要赶不上
late for
健身了
Our fitting
你们是要装作胆小鸡临阵脱逃吗
You mean for your chicken costumes?
我们不是胆小鸡
We are not chicken
我的爆米花
My popcorn
对我们不是胆小鸡
Yeah, we're not chicken
上就上
we'll do it
好了
There
任务完成
Mission accomplished
听好要是不能在陆地待短短一分钟
Look, unless you can stay above water
for one measly minute
你们比赛就算是弃权
you forfeit the contest
并且证明陆地生物就是比海底生物强
and prove that land creatures
are better than sea creatures
想得美珊迪
No way, San-day
我们接受你的挑战
We can take on your challenge
对
Yeah
我们不怕你的破陆地
We're not afraid of your dumb old land
对
Yeah
我们是海底生物
We're sea creatures
对
Yeah
好
Okay
就这样了
Well, this is it
等等小子
Wait, boy
撑下去
Make it last
谢了蟹老板
Thanks, Mr. Krabs
好
Okay
我要上了
Here I go
感觉还行
This isn't so bad
我们能行的
We can do this
派大星快上来
Hey, Patrick, come on up
空气还行
The air is fine
我要速战速决
I'm gonna do it quick and get it over with
大炮来了
Cannonball
我裤子没了
I lost my trunks
嗨海绵宝宝
Hi, SpongeBob
太好了派大星
All right, Pat
你做到了
You made it
蟹老板
Mr. Krabs
快上来吧蟹老板
Come on up, Mr. Krabs
到上面来
Up here
该上岸的都得上岸章鱼哥先生
All ashore that's goin' ashore, Mr. Squidward
去陆地
Land
样子不错蟹老板
Lookin' good, Mr. Krabs
好耶
Yeah
快来章鱼哥
Come on, Squidward
干燥就快让你错过了
You're missing all the dry
快来章鱼哥
Come on, Squidward
章鱼哥
Squidward
上就上
Well, I'll do it
然而我心不甘情不愿
but I won't like it
章鱼哥
Squidward
章鱼
Squid
怎么了
What?
我们到了
Well, here we are
还挺简单的
This is pretty easy
我可能要在这上面再整一颗石头住
I may keep a second rock up here
适应了陆地就能改善不少
Once you get your land legs, it's not so bad
我们是陆地和海洋的霸主
We're the masters of land and sea
是个土著
It's a local
嗨
Hi
我们是从海底来的