海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E16

Part 4 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

这玩意肯定是写错了
Well, this can't possibly be correct
抱歉先生
My mistake, sir
感谢您指正
Thank you for pointing that out
这是您的账单
This is your bill
我都不太明白了蟹老板
I don't understand, Mr. Krabs
你是怎么做到一夜花十万的
How can you spend $100,000 in one night?
海绵宝宝
Spongebob
我就是忍♥不住把我每分钱都花她身上
I couldn't help but spend every cent I had on her
我就是控制不了自己
I couldn't control myself
那你要怎么办
What are you going to do?
不知道小子
I don't know, boy
我明天还得再约一场会
I've got another date tomorrow
夹在两个爱人之间害得我进退两难
I'm caught in the middle of me two great loves
可爱的泡芙老师
Sweet Mrs. Puff
还有我剩下的钱
and the rest of me money
真希望我能有什么办法帮忙
I wish there was some way I could help
可能还真有办法小子
Perhaps there is, boy
我要让你来负责管理我的钱
I'm putting youin charge of me money
我不太明白蟹老板
I don't get it, Mr. Krabs
你在我约会的时候跟好我
You come with me on the date
让我不要花钱
and don't let me spend any money
现在记好了
Now remember
我们去公园这样便宜点
we keep it cheap by going to the park
并且不管我向你要多少钱
And no matter how much I ask you
都不能把我钱给我
you don't give me any of me money
现在给我一块钱
Now give me a dollar
不给
Nope
真乖
Good boy
你可以的
You'll do fine
是谁
Who is it?
是我我可爱的小浮标
It's me, my beautiful bell buoy
等会就好
Just a minute
买♥♥花
Flowers
买♥♥花啊小子
Flowers, boy
快买♥♥花去
Go get flowers
可你说过
But you said
海绵宝宝
Spongebob
不能空手见泡芙老师这样的时髦淑女
you can't call on
a classy lady like Mrs. Puff empty-handed
咱讲的不是这个
We ain't talking about this
也不是这个
or this
咱讲的是这个
We're talking about this
差不多要好了
Almost ready
赶紧的小子
Hurry, boy
快去买♥♥花
get the flowers
泡芙老师
Mrs. Puff
你跟从前一样漂亮
You're as beautiful as ever
真奇怪
That's funny
我还以为我听到海绵宝宝说话了
I thought I heard Spongebob's voice
你的确听到了
You did
他马上就会回来了
He'll be right back
今天他是我们的私人助理
He's our personal assistant for the day
不好意思
Excuse me
我得给我保险代理人打下电♥话♥
I have to call my insurance agent
当然可以了泡芙小可爱
Of course, My beautiful Puff
蟹老板我买♥♥了你要我买♥♥的花
Mr. Krabs I got the flowers you wanted me to buy
买♥♥什么了
What's that?
我给泡芙老师买♥♥了花
I got the flowers for Mrs. Puff
都已经说好了的小子
We had an agreement, boy
你不应该把我钱给花掉的
You ain't supposed to spend any of me money
可你说
But you said
我来了
Here I come
给你的泡芙老师
For you, Mrs. Puff
花
Flowers
真贴心
How thoughtful
这还有盒巧克力
And here's a box of chocolates
海绵宝宝巧克力在哪
Spongebob, where's the chocolates?
蟹老板预算不够买♥♥
Mr. Krabs, the budget doesn't allow for
海绵宝宝
Spongebob
没有巧克力是进不了泡芙老师家的
you can't go to Mrs. Puff's house without chocolates
快去
Hurry
快去
Hurry
巧克力
我把他们店里最大盒的买♥♥了
I bought the biggest box they had
买♥♥买♥♥买♥♥
Buy, buy, buy
花花花
Spend, spend, spend
你就只会想到这点东西吗
Is that all you can think about?
尤金
Eugene
这是我给你买♥♥的巧克力
Here's those chocolates I bought for you
今天我们要干什么泡芙老师
What are we doing today, Mrs. Puff?
吃饭
Dinner?
跳舞
Dancing?
还是去月球旅行
A trip to the moon?
蟹老板咱就只是去公园散步记得吗
Mr. Krabs, we're just going for a walk
in the park, remember?
其实在公园散个步挺完美的
Actually, a walk in the park sounds perfect
今天天气不错
It's a beautiful day
我就只要戴个遮阳帽就
I'll just need to get a sun hat and
泡芙老师要遮阳帽海绵宝宝
Mrs. Puff needs a sun hat, Spongebob
我觉得人家
I think she
太阳都晒到可怜的泡芙老师的头上了
The sun is beating down on poor Mrs. Puff's head
作为你的财务顾问我建议
As your financial advisor I suggest
没时间建议了
There's not time for suggestions
快去买♥♥帽子
Go buy a hat
可是
But
马上
Today
别担心泡芙老师
Don't worry, Mrs. Puff
我会给你遮阳的
I'll shade you
海绵宝宝赶紧
Spongebob, hurry
遮阳帽来了
One shady hat
做得好小子
Good job, lad
好吧谢了
Well thank you
可你真的没必要买♥♥
but you didn't need to buy one
我衣柜里已经有一顶了
I have a hat in the closet
没必要买♥♥
Didn't need to buy one
听见没小子
You hear that, boy?
没必要买♥♥帽子
We didn't need to buy a hat
你不是该帮我省钱的吗
Aren't you supposed to be saving me money?
我尽力了蟹老板
I'm trying, Mr. Krabs
可你一直在要我给泡芙老师买♥♥东西
but you keep telling me to buy things for Mrs. Puff
我整个都懵了
It's all really confusing
海绵宝宝对不起
Spongebob, I'm sorry
这都是我的错
This is my fault
我不太理智了
I'm not thinking clearly
我就此作出承诺小子
I'm making a sailor's promise, boy
从现在起
From this moment on
我不会再叫你给泡芙老师买♥♥任何东西
I won't ask you to buy anything for Mrs. Puff
海绵宝宝泡芙老师需要新的毛大衣
Spongebob, Mrs. Puff needs a new fur coat
你都要把我钱花光了
You're spending all me money
泡芙芙需要双新鞋
Puffy needs a new pair of shoes
你要把我搞破产了小子
You're breaking me, boy
她需要上品珠宝
She needs fine jewelry
不要这么上品
Not that fine
海绵宝宝
Spongebob
海绵宝宝
Spongebob
海绵宝宝
Spongebob
海绵宝宝
Spongebob
海绵宝宝
Spongebob
真高兴我见着你了
I'm glad I caught you
我要你给泡芙老师买♥♥
I want you to buy Mrs. Puff
打住
Wait
我先来猜下