海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E08

Part 4 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

孩子
Kid?
别激动
Take it easy
圣
San
诞老人
ta
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
圣
San
不要再这样子了
Don't do that again
我就知道你会来圣诞老人
I knew you'd make it, Santa
圣诞老人你的大圆肚子去哪了
Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?
那个
Well
这
that
是因为
is a result of
我在海底受到的水压比较大
undersea pressure on my body
你驯鹿哪去了
Where's your reindeer
还有你那会飞的机器呢
and your flying machine?
我把那些都借给复活节兔子了
I loaned them to the Easter bunny
还有这鼻子怎么回事
And what about that nose?
虽然我知道你鼻子本来就很大
I knew you were supposed to have a big one
但是这也太大了吧
but that thing's gigantic
行了
All right
我就是圣诞老人
I'm Santa
圣诞老人
Santa
这是你能给我的最好的礼物了
This is the greatest gift you could have given me
感谢你把圣诞节带来裤头村
Thank you for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom
把圣诞节带来裤头村的不是我
I didn't bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
是你带来的
You did
是我带来的
I did?
圣诞快乐海绵宝宝
Merry Christmas, SpongeBob
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas
真高兴都完事了
I'm glad that's over
你有给我的礼物吗圣诞老人
Do you have a present for me, Santa?
那个
Well
其实吧我并不完全是
See, I'm not really
拿礼物吧圣诞老人
Go ahead, Santa Claus
看到了吧他货真价实
See, he is real
他让我的圣诞愿望成真了
He made my Christmas wish come true
他不会让你失望的
He won't let you down
没错等下
Right, just a second
没事赶紧
Okay, quickly
想想看
Let's see
小女生喜欢什么东西
What do little girls like?
火柴
A book of matches
还是剃须用品
or a shaving kit?
我出生证明的复印件
A copy of my birth certificate?
这边肯定会有可以给的东西
There's got to be something around here
快想
Think
完美
Perfect
给你小女生
Here you go, little girl
谢谢圣诞老人
Thanks, Santa
感觉好不错
That almost felt good
我可
I didn't
都谁啊
Who?
圣诞老人我礼物呢
Hey, Santa, where's my present?
还有我的
And mine?
那我的呢
And what about me?
看看圣诞老人都给你们送来什么了
Let's see what Santa has for all you good people
使劲想圣诞老人
Think fast, Santa
给他们的礼物
Gifts for the people
送你碗土豆泥
A bowl of mashed potatoes for you
谢谢圣诞老人
Thank you, Santa
这可正好是我想要的
this is just what I wanted
新发型
A new hairstyle
谢谢圣诞老人
Thanks, Santa
给你派大星
Here you go, Patrick
手表
A wristwatch
谢谢圣诞老人
Thank you, Santa
我当初怎么想的
What was I thinking?
我把我东西全都送走
I gave away all my stuff
就为了海绵宝宝不再伤心
just so SpongeBob wouldn't be sad
我疯了吗
Am I insane?
门你也拿走吧
You might as well take the door
我就只剩这玩意了
It's all that's left
章鱼哥你把他给错过了
Squidward, you missed him
他刚来了就像我说的那样
He was here, just like I said
给了我们大家礼物
He gave us all presents
他和蔼可亲长了个大胡子
He was jolly and he had a beard
鼻子也大脸颊红润
His nose was big and he had rosy cheeks
特别平易近人
He was friendly and kind
还特别圣诞老人
and Santa-ish
他肚子虽然小
His belly was small
但他的大鼻子充满了圣诞的快乐
but his nose was huge with Christmas joy
他人特好
He was so nice
好了至少事都成了
Well, at least it's over
这是什么
What's this?
亲爱的章鱼哥
"Dear Squidward
感谢你的所有帮助
"Thanks for all your help
你今年真是个好孩子
"You've been a real good boy this year
温暖的问候
Warm regards
圣诞老人
Santa Claus"
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas
没错
Yup
我疯了
I'm insane
圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas
到了派大星
Ahoy, Patrick
是圣诞岛
it's Christmas Island
礼物就在前方
Presents Ahoy
万岁
Hooray
有暴风雨
A storm
耶
Yay
我是说不好了
I mean, yikes
要沉下去了
We're going down
把帆收起来
Trim the sails
吊起桅杆
Hoist the yardarms
打开气象频道
Turn on The Weather Channel
派斯
Patchy?
孩子们好
Hi, kids
天哪海绵宝宝让我可开心了
Boy, that SpongeBob makes me as jolly as a Roger
希望你们都喜欢海绵宝宝的圣诞故事
Well, I hope you enjoyed SpongeBob's Christmas tale
希望你们圣诞节比沉没的宝藏还美好
And I hope your Christmas
is better than sunken treasure
波蒂给我留了个小小的圣诞礼物
Potty left me a little Christmas present
你个榭寄生
Ye old mistletoe
知道这是什么意思吧
And you know what that means
有人该要来亲亲海盗派斯了
Time for somebody to kiss Patchy the Pirate
来啊谁要来亲
Come on, who's it going to be?
来啊
Come on
给船长亲一口
Kiss the Captain
给我亲一口
Give us a kiss
滚不亲你
No, not you
亲的不是你波蒂
Not you, Potty
别过来
No
快给我滚
No, get out of here
波蒂你别过来
No, Potty
我才不要亲你
I don't want to kiss you
已经说过这回事了
No, we talked about this
波蒂
Potty
亲亲亲亲
Kissy kissy
好吧看来派斯现在非常忙