海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E01

Part 1 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

准备好了吗孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
你的鞋带
没系好
系鞋带之歌♥ 作曲及演唱
小蜗
Gary
我刚只是在找体育频道小蜗
I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary
请进
Come in
海绵宝宝
Hey, SpongeBob
要看下我的新鞋吗
want to see my new shoes?
鞋子太棒了派大星
Those are great, Patrick
来看看穿你脚上会是什么样的
Let's see what they look like on your feet
你就不看看穿我手上的样子吗
Wouldn't you rather see them on my hands?
好吧
Okay
我们还能把手套戴脚上
And we can wear gloves on our feet
也能把帽子戴屁♥股♥上
and hats on our captain's quarters, too
其实
Actually
我要坦白一件事
I have a confession to make
我不知道要怎么系鞋带
I don't know how to tie my shoelaces
知道你交了我这么个朋友有多幸运吗
Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?
知道
Yes
看着这个结
Look at this knot
有没有见过系得比这还要好的鞋带
Have you ever seen
a more perfectly executed shoe-fastening bow?
天啊
Gosh
大概没有
probably not
我打小就学会了派大星
I learned when I was just a boy, Patrick
我很愿意倾囊相授
and I'm willing to pass on what I know
到那坐好
Go sit over there
来让我这位老专家教你怎么系
and let an old pro show you how to do it
注意看好了派大星
Pay close attention, Patrick
先要一只手拿一条鞋带
Well, you start by taking one lace per hand
然后要
and then you
就得
you got to
绕个个
loop the, the
你确定知道要怎么系吗
Are you sure you know how to do it?
派大星别顶嘴
Patrick, please
系鞋带要安安静静心平气和才行
shoe-tying requires peace and quiet
好我刚讲到哪了
Okay, where was I?
你鞋带还是没系好
Your shoes are still untied
看来你是不想我教你系鞋带了
Well, I guess you don't want me to show you how to do it
对不起
I'm sorry
我不会再插嘴了
I won't interrupt anymore
想起来了
I've got it
系鞋带的第一条规矩是
The first rule of shoe-tying is
先从右脚系起
"always start with your right foot"
现在课程即将正式开始
Now the lesson will officially begin
这样不对
That's not right
明白吧
Get it?
不
Not
对
right
不懂
No
好不闹了
Okay, no more fooling around
系好了
I got it
那是干啥
What was that?
你没事吧海绵宝宝
Are you okay, SpongeBob?
派大星你不是干啥要来不及了吗
Patrick, aren't you late for something?
上厕所你说得对
The poop deck, you're right
只能以后再来上课了
We'll have to do this lesson later
再见海绵宝宝
Bye, SpongeBob
真不敢相信我会忘掉要怎么系鞋带了
I can't believe I've forgotten how to tie my own shoes
自打我记事起这鞋带就已经系好了
They've been tied for as long as I can remember
还好好好睡一晚上就会记起来的
Well, I'll remember after a good night's sleep
没什么大不了
No big deal
我迟早都会记起来的
I'll remember sooner or later
因为我准备好了
'Cause I'm ready
我
I'm
准备
read
我准备
I'm read
我准备
I'm read
我准备
I'm read
我准备
I'm read
我准备
I'm read
我准备
I'm read
我准备
I'm read
我准备
I'm read
蟹堡王
我准备
I'm read
我准备
I'm read
我准备
I'm read
我准备
I'm read
我准备
I'm read
我准备
I'm read
嗨海绵宝宝
Hi, SpongeBob
不好
Oh, no
不能让派大星看到我还没系好鞋带
I can't let Patrick see I still haven't tied my shoes
海绵宝宝
Hey, SpongeBob
你变矮了
you're shorter
你最近是不是在节食
Have you been dieting?
海绵就该有个海绵样
Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest
我得上班去了
Well, I got to get to work
真见鬼
Oh, barnacles
我还是躺这好了
Maybe I should just lay here
蟹黄堡不会自己做好的海绵宝宝
Those patties aren't gonna cook themselves, SpongeBob
他说得对
He's right
得去做蟹黄堡
Got to make Krabby Patties
不管鞋带系没系好
Laces or no laces
只要站在这么一个地方就行
I just have to stand in this one spot
哒哒
Ta-da
完美的蟹黄堡
A perfect patty
好了海绵宝宝
All right, SpongeBob
递过来
Hand it over
怎么
Well?
章鱼哥我有个办法
Hey, Squidward, I've got an idea
你过来拿如何
How about you come get it?
海绵宝宝你想得可真是美
Oh, gee, SpongeBob, that's a great idea
然后就要让我做蟹黄堡
And maybe I should cook the patties
再然后洗盘子
and do the dishes
再然后穿方裤子
and wear square pants
再然后住菠萝屋
and live in a pineapple
还要让你加入失业大军
while you wait in the unemployment line
不
No
那就马上把蟹黄堡递过来
Then bring that patty here now
好章鱼哥
Okay, Squidward
我来了
Here I come
我这就来
I'm coming over
我要把蟹黄堡递给你
I'm bringing the patty to you
蟹黄堡来了
Here comes the patty
没问题
No problem
我要把
I'm walking