海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E04

Part 4 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

用来保护秘方的
I made it to protect the formula
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
是呆头老螃蟹
It's that thick-headed Krabs
他会坏了我的好事的
He'll ruin everything
快看有只水母
Look, a jellyfish
我来捉我来捉
I got it, I got it
中止
我来捉我来捉
I got it, I got it
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
蟹老板你铁布裤怎么了
Mr. Krabs, what happened to your metal pants?
别给我弄什么怪异行为小子
Don't go all loopy on me, boy
我可是要你来帮忙的
I need your help
章鱼哥到底跑哪去了
And where in the high seas is Squidward?
你让他休假了
You gave him the day off
休
Day
假
off?
我都不知道这俩奇葩的字是几个意思
I don't know the meaning of them horrible words
现在别给我无所事事了海绵宝宝
Now quit your laying around, SpongeBob
垃圾都拿出去倒掉
and take out that garbage
都快害我起疹子了
It's starting to give me a rash
遵命蟹老板大人
Yes, sir, Mr. Krabs, sir
蟹老板
Hey, Mr. Krabs
只是要出去倒垃圾而已
Just taking out that garbage
不用管垃圾了
Never mind that
我需要跟你谈谈
I need to talk to you
蟹老板
Mr. Krabs
我都不知道你还长了放热电光眼
I didn't know you had heat vision
你管不着
Never mind
我需要你告诉我
I need you to tell me
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
我花钱不是来雇你偷懒的
I'm not paying you to stand around
快回厨房♥里去
Get back to the kitchen
可我还以为你要问我问题
But I thought you wanted to ask me a question?
确实要问
Yes
你怎么不再努力点工作
Why aren't you working harder?
我搞不懂蟹老板
I don't know, Mr. Krabs
我搞不懂
I don't know
蟹老板老是进进出出的
I'll never get that formula
我肯定就拿不到秘密配方
with that pest Krabs popping in and out like that
有了
I've got it
我一直就存着这玩意以防万一
I've been saving this for a rainy day
看起来像是普普通通的一分钱
It looks like an ordinary penny
因为本来就是普普通通的一分钱
because it is an ordinary penny
那笨蛋老螃蟹可贪了
That fool Krabs is too greedy
绝对不会忽略你我的小可爱
to ignore you, my little pretty
这声音
That sound
听着像
it sounds like
叮当作响的
the pitterpatter of
钱
money
你要跑哪去美人
Where are you going, beautiful?
蟹老板
Mr. Krabs
别跑了
Stop
求你了
Please
等等我
Wait
我跟秘方之间没有障碍了
Nothing stands between me and that secret formula now
擦擦擦我喜欢擦
Scrubadubdub, I love to rub
嘿蟹老板
Hi, Mr. Krabs
擦个地板而已
Just doing a little scrubbing
你好海绵宝宝
Hello, SpongeBob
是我蟹老板
It is me, Mr. Krabs
本人
in the flesh
就站在你面前
standing right in front of you
旁边没一个外人
with no one else around
这我知道蟹老板
I can see that, Mr. Krabs
我觉得应该可以讨论蟹黄堡秘方了
I thought we might discuss
the Krabby Patty secret formula
这不一话筒吗
Isn't that a microphone?
什么
What?
还确实是
Why, yes, it is
我必须得把这铁布衫给洗洗了
I must get this shirt cleaned
好了现在给我说秘方
All right, now, tell me the secret formula
可是老板还没做秘密握手式
But, sir, we haven't done the secret handshake yet
确实
Oh, yes
来握手吧
Here, let's shake
握手式不握手记得吗
We don't shake with our hands, remember?
啊对要不你先开始
Right, why don't you start
单脚独♥立♥
We stand on one foot
拿杯巧克力奶稳稳顶在头上
balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads
唱裤头村村歌♥
and sing the Bikini Bottom national anthem
哦裤头村
Oh, Bikini Bottom
我们对你起誓
we pledge our hearts to you
要忠实
as faithful
要深沉
as deep
要真诚
as true
如海般蔚蓝
as blue
裤头村我们爱你
Bikini Bottom, we love you
该说秘方了吧
Formula time?
快了
Almost
六个半小时后
好吃这意大利面真不错
Yum, yum, this spaghetti sure is good
打嗝
Belch
肉球肉球
Meatball, meatball
下面放着意大利面
spaghetti underneath
方饺方饺
Ravioli, ravioli
简直如同大堡礁
Great Barrier Reef
好了讲点秘方的事吧
OK, now, let's hear that formula
抱歉
Sorry
还不行蟹老板
no can do, Mr. Krabs
什么
What?
可咱把你说的都照办了
But we did everything you said
所有规则我都遵守了
I followed all the rules
我还都用吸管吃了105颗甘草糖豆
I even ate 105
black licorice jellybeans through a straw
现在你凭什么不能告诉我秘方
Now, why can't you tell me the formula?
是你定的规矩啊
It's your rule
不能把秘方给说出来
Never speak the formula
你交代过我要把秘方装进
You told me to keep it in
这个瓶子里
this bottle
这就对了痞老板
This is it, Plankton
现在轻轻地
Gently, now
倒抽一口气
Gasp
你怎么能这样海绵宝宝
How could you do this, SpongeBob?
把我的秘方交给这个
Giving my secret formula to this
冒牌货
imposter?
不要听他话海绵宝宝
Don't listen to him, SpongeBob
记好了
Remember
方饺方饺
Ravioli, ravioli
快给我送秘方来
give me the formuoli
海绵宝宝别
SpongeBob, no
别听他的话
Don't listen to him
我才是真正的蟹老板
I'm the real Mr. Krabs
不要听他的话
Don't listen to him
他很明显是个机器人
He's obviously a robot
那好我要是机器人的话
Well, if I was a robot
虽然我本来就不是
which I'm not
至少我组装得特好
at least, I'm well put together
不像是某些蒸汽发动的生锈废铁
Not some rusted-out steam-driven pile of junk
你说谁是蒸汽发动的
Who are you calling steamdriven?
安静
Quiet
等我知道谁才是真正的蟹老板之后
Until I know who the real Mr. Krabs is
才可以动
nobody moves