海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E04

Part 3 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

Well, since we finished everything on the list
本来还想再做一张单子
I thought I'd make up a new one
不过我已经把这本书的内容都想好了
I already filled up this book with ideas
永远好朋友
到一月份应该就能写完了
We should be able to finish by January
书先别管
Forget the book
之所以我花上一整天陪你一起
I spent the whole day with you
做各种荒唐可笑的事情
doing all kinds of ridiculous things
是因为你本来是应该爆了的
because you were supposed to explode
你要我暴
You want me to explode?
对
Yes
我就一直在等你爆了
That's what I've been waiting for
那好吧我尽力
OK, I'll try
小蜗
Gary
你要吃完甜点
You are gonna finish your dessert
这甜点绝对会让你爱上的
and you are gonna like it
现在轮你了
Now, it's your turn
我想说的不是暴怒的暴你个呆头
That's not what I meant, you barnaclehead
暴得不错
Good one
个鬼
No
你应该是要爆♥炸♥成几百万块的
You're supposed to explode into a million pieces
为什么应该要那样
Why would I do that?
因为你吃的那个派是炸♥弹♥
Because the pie you ate was a bomb
什么派
What pie?
今天一大早我放柜台上的
The one I left sitting on the counter this morning
从海盗那边付了二十五块买♥♥的那个
that I bought from pirates for $25
我都不知道那是炸♥弹♥
And I didn't know it was a bomb
然后你给吃掉了
And you ate it
那个派
That pie
派
Pie
你是说这个派啊
You mean this pie
我一直放口袋里要跟你一起分着吃
I was saving it in my pocket for us to share
来吃吧
Let's eat
真假蟹老板
啊蟹堡王
Ah, the Krusty Krab
蟹堡王
蟹黄堡之家
Home of the Krabby Patty
内有十分机密的秘方
with its top secret formula
只有足够勇敢足够聪明的人
known only to those brave enough
and intelligent enough
才能领略其中的奥妙
to comprehend its culinary complexity
蟹老板快看
Look, Mr. Krabs
我做到了
I'm doing it
我做到了
I'm doing it
别给我卖♥♥傻了海绵宝宝
Quit fooling around, SpongeBob
还有客人在等
We got customers
蟹堡王
但凡哪里有份秘方
But wherever there's a secret recipe
总会有人想要去偷
there is someone who wants to steal it
现在再来最后一步
And now for the final touch
完美
Perfect
有了这套伪装秘方很快会是我的了
With this disguise, that formula is as good as mine
你是海绵宝宝吗
Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?
是啊
Why, yes
在下正是
Yes, I am
你刚刚赢得了一百万块钱
Then you've just won $1 million
只要回答我一个问题
You just have to answer one question
蟹黄堡的秘密配方是什么
What is the Krabby Patty secret formula?
是什么
Yes?
是什么
Yes?
是什么
Yes?
蟹黄堡的秘密配方
The Krabby Patty formula
为蟹堡王之私有财产
is the sole property of the Krusty Krab
部分或整体仅能与发明者蟹老板讨论
and is only to be discussed
in part or in whole with it's creator, Mr. Krabs
擅自复♥制♥该秘方将会受到法律处罚
Duplication of this formula is punishable by law
根据程度不同其对应处罚力度不同
Restrictions apply, results may vary
够了
That's it
你最好给我把秘方说出来
You'd better cough up that secret formula or else
痞老板
Plankton
蟹老板
Krabs
痞老板
Plankton
蟹老板
Krabs
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
你不可以对我这样做老螃蟹
You can't do this to me, Krabs
蟹堡王
我上过大学的
I went to college
海之霸
痞老板那畜生可精明了
That Plankton is a clever beast
你最好要密切注意好他海绵宝宝
You've got to keep a sharp eye out for him, SpongeBob
蟹黄堡法必须要严格实行
The Krabby Patty law must be enforced
蟹堡王的未来全都靠在那上面了
The future of the Krusty Krab depends on it
你放心蟹老板
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs
只要我这裤子还是方的
As long as these pants are square
我这海绵还是宝宝的
and this sponge is Bob
我绝对不会让你失望的
I will not let you down
放你下来
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob?
能放我下来吗
Could you let me down?
蟹堡王
老天啊这些蟹黄堡可真是好吃
Man, these patties sure are delicious
真想知道这秘方里面加了什么
I wonder what's in that secret formula
十二号♥警报
Code 12
你这回的伪装是骗不到我的痞老板
Your disguises can't fool me this time, Plankton
头部增强诊所的所有人
Everyone at the head enhancement clinic
明明说过没人会注意的
said nobody would notice
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
你把我钱给吓跑了
You're scaring away my money
抱歉蟹老板
Sorry, Mr. Krabs
我只是尽了力在保护秘密配方
I'm just trying to protect the secret formula
这可不见得是
That's no reason
你把别人头给扒下来的原因小子
to rip people's heads off, boy
只要记好最重要的原则
Just remember the most important rule
不提供免费纸巾
No free napkins?
错
No
另外一条最重要的原则
The other most important rule
讲秘方的那条
regarding the secret formula
只能跟蟹老板讨论秘方
Only discuss the secret recipe with Mr. Krabs
只要你这干好了秘方就安全了
As long as you do that, the secret is safe
我还一直以为最重要的原则就是
I always thought the most important rule was
为什么要把能拖到明天的事放今天做
why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?
今天个鬼不是昨天的明天吗
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
今天我要让你清查这边的所有东西
Today, I want you to take inventory
on everything in here
每块腌椰菜每块肉饼都得记下来
Every last pickle and patty must be accounted for
遵命船长
Aye, aye, Captain
两箱面包
Two boxes of buns
三磅肉饼
Three pounds of patties
章鱼哥先生
Mr. Squidward
现在怎么着了蟹老板
What now, Mr. Krabs?
没错我就是蟹老板
That's right, I am Krabs
你的老板
Your boss
你的统治者
Your ruler
你的主人
Your master
你可不是蟹老板
You're not Mr. Krabs
要不让你今天剩下时间休假吧
Why don't you take the rest of the day off?
那就听你的了
Well, whatever you say
蟹老板
Mr. Krabs
嗨蟹老板
Hi, Mr. Krabs
控制易如反掌
Sweet domination
这就对了
This is it
还没有痞老板的踪迹
No sign of Plankton yet
老天爷啊蟹老板
Gosh, Mr. Krabs
你好像不舒服的样子
You don't look so good
你好冷
You're so cold
那只是我的铁布衫
That's just my metal suit