海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E16

Part 1 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

准备好了吗孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
痛苦夜班
蟹堡王
啊蟹堡王
Ah, the Krusty Krab
裤头村最顶级的日间餐厅
Bikini Bottom's premiere daytime eatery
开
关门时间差不多就在
where it'll be closing time right about
关
现在
now
八点了
8:00
永别了傻蛋们
So long, suckers
我跟个小姐有一场约会
I've got a hot date with a little lady
这小姐就叫做竖笛
and her name is clarinet
搞什么
What?
你们还开门吗
Are you open?
看牌子
Read the sign
我要份豪华蟹黄堡还有双倍辣海草条
I'll have a Krabby patty deluxe
and a double chili kelp fries
想得美
No, you won't
我可不能一整晚都待这里
I can't hang out here all night
我还有好日子要过
I've got a life
那好不要我钱就算了
Well, fine, if you don't want my money
钱
Money?
你意思是
You mean
要是我们等会还营业的话
if we stayed open later
你就会给我们钱吗
you'd give us your money?
会啊
Sure
章鱼哥先生
Mr. Squidward
关
欢迎来到夜班
welcome to the night shift
从现在起蟹堡王每天24小时营业
From now on, The Krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day
搞什么
What?
现在我们再也不用下班了
Now we never have to stop working
蟹老板
Mr. Krabs
明早见小子们
See you in the morning, boys
我可不能一整晚都待这里
I can't hang out here all night
我还有好日子要过
I got a life
蟹老板
Mr. Krabs
这不挺好的吗章鱼哥
Isn't this great, Squidward?
就我跟你几小时几小时几小时在一起
Just you and me together for hours and hours and hours
然后等到出太阳
And then the sun'll come up
就是明天了
And it'll be tomorrow
然后我们还在工作
and we'll still be working
就跟睡衣派对一个样
It'll be just like a sleep-over
只有我们会流满汗沾满油
Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease
准备好摇滚了吗章鱼哥
Are you ready to rock, Squidward?
没
No
很好
Good
因为有客人来了
'cause we've got customers
给
Here
打我打得越用力越好
Please hit me as hard as you can
章鱼哥
Squidward
我在厨房♥里干活
I'm working in the kitchen
晚上干的
At night
别犹豫打下去
Don't hold back
章鱼哥
Hey, Squidward
你猜怎么着
guess what?
我在切生菜
I'm chopping lettuce
晚上切的
at night
快看我在擦厕所
Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom
晚上擦的
at night
我烫到我手了
I burned my hand
晚上烫的
At night
晚上
Night
晚上
Night
给我消停一点
Will you, please?
给出去倒垃圾让我安静会
Here, give me a moment's peace and take out the trash
好的
All right
出去倒垃圾
Taking out the trash
出去倒垃圾
Taking out the trash
晚上倒的
at night
是要我出去倒吗
You mean, outside?
对垃圾桶就在外面
That's where the dumpster is, yes
不好吧章鱼哥
I don't know, Squidward
外面有点黑
it's kind of dark out there
我还以为你喜欢夜班
But I thought you liked the night shift
说得对
You're right
为了蟹堡王
For the The Krusty Krab
小菜一碟
Piece of cake
所以说你不害怕了
So, you're not afraid?
对
Nah
可我怕
Well, I am
特别是过了
especially after
那个
Well
你懂的
you know
懂懂什么东西
What? What do I know?
不记得了吗
You don't remember?
新闻上面到处都有讲的
It was all over the news
跟我说跟我说
Tell me, tell me
不行我可能没法说
No, no, I probably shouldn't
说了可能就会毁了你上夜班的心情
It would ruin the night shift for you
怎么了
What happened?
所以你从来就没听说过
You mean you've never heard the story of the
铲子杀人魔吗
"Hash-Slinging Slasher"?
伞子扒人摸
The Slash-Bringing Hasher?
铲子杀人魔
The Hash-Slinging Slasher
懒子拉人
The Sash-Wringing
毯子撒人
the Trash-Singing
螨子罚人
Mash-Flinging
返子傻人
The Flash-Springing
拉人
Wringing
侃侃子打人沫
the-the Crash Dinging uh
对
Yes
铲子杀人魔
the Hash-Slinging Slasher
但是大多数人管他叫铲啊
But, most people just call him the Ha
因为这是他们最后的遗言
Because that's all they have time to say
说完就会让他给抓住
before he gets them
跟我讲铲子杀人魔的故事
Tell me the story
好几年以前
Years ago
就在这家餐厅里
at this very restaurant
铲子杀人魔曾经也是个煎炸厨师
the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook
跟你差不多
just like you
不过比你笨手笨脚
Only clumsier
然后一天晚上
And then one night
他在切肉饼的时候
when he was cutting the patties
事情发生了
it happened
他忘加秘制酱料了
He forgot the secret sauce?
没忘
No
他没有洗手
He didn't wash his hands?
有洗