海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E20

Part 3 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

你的遭遇让我心如刀绞蟹老板
Your story breaks my heart, Mr. Krabs
不然我们就散散步一起
Why don't we take a little walk and uh--
讨论我的条件
discuss my terms
我的钱包有种不祥的预感
I got a bad feeling in the pit of me wallet
万恶的黑心老板
Hey, mean Mr. Bossman
罢♥工♥
这工作我再也不干
I'm quitting this here job
跟章鱼哥罢♥工♥真是太兴奋了
Gee, being on strike with Squidward sure is a kick
章鱼哥的话语依然在我耳边萦绕着
Squidward's words are still buzzing around in my head
宛如愤怒水母在飞舞
like an angry jellyfish
章鱼哥说得对
Squidward was right
我不能光坐这儿不动
I can't just sit here
要来行动了
It's time for action
我要恢复劳动人♥民♥应有的荣耀
I will restore the working man to his rightful glory
我要拆开这蟹堡王压♥迫♥的木板
I will dismantle
this oppressive establishment board by board
我要把这专♥制♥的桌子锯成两半
I will saw the tables of tyranny in half
咀嚼大企业的脚踝
Gnaw at the ankles of big business
章鱼哥会特别骄傲的
Squidward will be so proud
章鱼哥谈判可真是激烈
Well Squidward, those were intense negotiations
很高兴你能换位思考蟹老板
I'm glad you saw it our way, Mr. Krabs
现在我能开除那群青少年
Now I can fire them teenagers
把我的两位好小子召回来了
and get me two golden boys back
上班时间见
Well, see you at work
海绵
Sponge--
海绵宝宝你都干了什么好事
Spongebob, what have you done
我完完全全照你说的做了章鱼哥
I did exactly as you said, Squidward
我拆了蟹堡王
I dismantled the establishment
现在工作肯定能要回来了
Now we'll get our jobs back for sure
章鱼哥
Squidward
海绵宝宝
Spongebob
什么事蟹老板
Yes, Mr. Krabs?
要来了
Here it comes
为了赔偿这些损失
In order to pay off these damages
你们两个要为我工作一辈子
you two are going to work for me forever
罢♥工♥成功了章鱼哥
The strike worked Squidward
我们的工作回来了
We got our jobs back
永远
Forever
永远
Forever
永远
Forever
海绵宝宝
珊迪和虫子
啊裤头村又一个祥和的夜晚
Ah, another peaceful evening in Bikini Bottom
聆听这一热带海域的寂静
Listen to the tropical tranquility
裤头村
请来两大勺
Two scoops, please
谢谢
Thank you
零钱不用找了
You keep the change
什么
What?
蟹堡王
我看到了
I saw it
特别大
It was big
扭来扭去
It was all wiggly
把东西全吃了
And it ate everything
太可怕了
That's horrible
那是一只阿♥拉♥斯加牛虫
It was an Alaskan Bull Worm
阿♥拉♥斯加
牛
虫
它吃了我的独轮车
He ate my wheelbarrow
它吃了我家小孩的作业
He ate my children's homework
都这样了还有必要说吗
Do I need to say it?
怎么办才能自保
How can we protect ourselves?
有了
I've got it
买♥♥个蟹黄堡吧
Let's all buy a Krabby patty
应该要把大门锁紧
We should lock our doors
应该要打电♥话♥找我外甥
We should call my nephew
应该要挖护城河
We should dig a mote
应该要带走裤头村
We should take Bikini Bottom
推到别处去
and push it somewhere else
那办法可能太疯狂了
That idea may just be crazy enough--
狂得能害死大家
to get us all killed
找个谁去追踪它
Let's get someone to go after it
没有谁会傻到
There ain't no one fool enough
去对付阿♥拉♥斯加牛虫
to take on an Alaskan bull worm
这边有厕所吗
You got a bathroom in this place?
在后面
In the back
谢谢
Thanks
我可以帮你们抓虫
I'll get your worm for ya
前提是愿意提供报酬
that is if you're willing to pay
不行
No
你一分钱也休想找我要
You'll never get a cent out of me
休想
Never
我宁愿那条虫马上就进来
I'd rather that worm come in here right now
生吃了你们大家
and eat you all alive
抱歉
Sorry
讨厌啦
Aw shucks
我才不要你的钱
I don't want your money
单纯渲染一下气氛而已
I was just playing up the drama of the moment is all
没错
Nope
我之所以要平白无故解决掉那条虫
I'm gonna take that spineless critter down for nothing
是因为这是私人恩怨
Because this is personal
看我尾巴不见了
Look, my tail's gone
那害虫一定在我背后偷袭了胆小鬼
Varmit must have got it
while I had my back turned, the coward
我要夺回属于我的东西
I am gonna get back what's mine
什么
What
可是珊迪你不知道你的对手是什么
But Sandy, you don't know what you're up against
我们说的可是阿♥拉♥斯加牛虫
We are talking about an alaskan bull worm
阿♥拉♥斯加
牛
虫
虽然我不了解阿♥拉♥斯加
Well I don't know nothing about Alaska
但是你看
but lookie here
在我德克萨斯老家我套过牛
Back in Texas, I wrangled bulls
也套过虫
and I wrangled worms
在我看来
As far as I'm concerned
牛和虫一起套完全就是省了一条绳
doing them both together just saves rope
现在我要去把虫子打得落花流水了
Now I'm gonna go kick me some worm tail
可是珊迪你不知道
But Sandy, you don't know
放心好了海绵宝宝
Don't worry, Spongebob
不会耗太久的
I won't be long
珊迪
Sandy
珊迪
Sandy
快去抓它珊迪
Go get him Sandy
我们对你信心满满
We have the utmost confidence in you
刚刚你想到了什么办法
Now what was that idea of yours?
推
Push
等等
Wait
珊迪
Sandy
海绵宝宝是要来看戏吗
Hey Spongebob, you coming to watch?
珊迪
Sandy
别去
Don't go
为什么
Why not?
珊迪我看到了
Sandy I saw it
它又大又可怕
It's big, scary
大
可怕
粉红
还粉红
and pink
派大星的肚脐眼也这样
So's Patrick's belly button
那玩意我也不怕
But I ain't afraid of that neither
它会把你打败的
You'll get massacred
海绵宝宝我可是德克萨斯松鼠
Spongebob, I'm from Texas
你眼中的大跟我眼中的大
What you think is big and what I think is big
根本是两种完全不同的大
are two totally different bigs
并且它抢了我的尾巴
Besides, he's got my tail
绝对不能坐视不管
I can't take that sitting down