海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E02

Part 4 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

How about the Kissy Krab?
皇堡王
The King Krab
糖堡王
The Candy Crab
酷堡王
The Cool Crab
或者牛仔堡王
or the Cowboy Crab
卷堡王
The Curly Crab
恐堡王
The Creepy Crab
杀堡王
The Killer Krab
不行
No
确实
You're right
太恐怖了
Too scary
抱堡王
The Kuddly Krab
抱堡王
老螃蟹把蟹堡王卖♥♥出去了真是可惜
It's a shame old man Krab sold the Krusty Krab
实在太可惜了
It's a darn shame
小姐你知道
Hey, lady, do you know
这附近哪里可以吃饭吗
where we can get something to eat around here?
就这样了我不干了
That's it, I quit
总算有青少年专属的酷地方了
Finally a cool place for teens
舒心感觉时刻在
Feeling so good all-around
可以好好在这放开了耍
to just, you know, hang out
珍珍你可真是个天才
Pearl, you're a genius
知道有这座神奇小镇
Think you got such a magical town
这些年轻新潮的新客都来了
All these young, hip new customers
数天前我游向远方
I swam so far the other day
章鱼哥太土了
Phooey on Squidward
完全跟不上时代
He can't keep up with the times
想找到这神奇的地方
To try to find this magical place
你可真有见识珍珍
You're a true visionary, Pearl
谢谢海绵宝宝
Thank you, SpongeBob
视力正常见得确实多
I do have 20/20 vision
距离一定很遥远
It's gotta be at somewhere far
新潮客也得吃东西
Well, hip people have to eat, too
还有鱼儿在畅游
Somewhere down where all the fish are
我回烤架那边去了
Back to the grill
客人也许兴奋热情
The customers may be hot
总有一天我可以找到
Someday, I'll find it if I keep trying
不过我烤架可更热
but my grill is hotter
海绵宝宝点餐
SpongeBob, order up
在路上我会时刻微笑
Until then, I'll just keep smiling
两份沙拉
Two salads
想想我到过的地方
Thinking about the places I've been
从来没听过
Never heard of it
我得潮下去
I gotta stay hip
当我在梦中徘徊
While moving around inside my dreams
可不能落得笨蛋老章鱼那种下场
I don't want to end up like silly old Squidward
可沙拉到底是个什么东西
But what in the name of Davy Jones's locker is a salad?
色彩在波浪下舞动
Colors dance beneath the waves
美好一天美好结束
Such a beautiful end to a beautiful day
上菜了
Here you go
两份沙拉
Two salads
恶心
Gross
舒心感觉时刻在
Feeling so good all-around
这种东西可不是沙拉
Those aren't salads
快拿回去
Take those back
去掉面包肉饼
Remove the bun, the patty
知道有这座神奇小镇
Think you got such a magical town
还有调料
and the condiments
可这样就只剩生菜跟番茄了
But that leaves just lettuce and tomato
没错
Exactly
好
All right
行
OK
没面包
No buns
很新潮
That's hip
没肉饼
No patties
太潮了
Happening
好这绝对是我见过最酷的菜品了
Oh, yeah, that's definitely the coolest meal I ever saw
太酷了
This is so cool
两份沙拉
Two salads
太可怕了
That was awful
希望我以后
I hope I never
再也不会把好端端的蟹黄堡分开了
have to tear apart
a perfectly good Krabby Patty ever again
我的小心脏可受不住
I don't think my heart can take it
烤架哪去了
Where's the grill?
拜托海绵宝宝
Come on, SpongeBob
你可潮了
you're a hip guy
油炸食品已经过气了
You know fried foods are O-U-T, out
说得对
Right on
快看我定的新菜单
Check out this new menu I came up with
沙拉和茶
Salad and tea
抱堡王菜单
可蟹黄堡哪去了
But where are the Krabby patties?
笨蛋那种东西可不潮
Silly, those aren't hip
那玩意再也用不着了
You won't be needing that thing anymore
可
B--
总之有件更有意思的事情要让你去做
I've got something more fun for you to do, anyway
兄弟要搭便车吗
Hey, buddy, you need a ride?
我要去大傻蛋大会
I was just on my way to the big doofus convention
太丢脸了
This is humiliating
我是煎炸厨师该死
I'm a fry cook, darn it
你可以拿走我的锅铲
You can take away my spatula
可要是你拿走我的尊严
but when you take away my dignity
我就要生气了
that's when I get mad
我要冲进蟹老板的办公室
I'm going to march right into Mr. Krabs's office
跟他说这样太过了
and tell him this is just too much
快来抱堡王用餐
好海绵宝宝
OK, SpongeBob
你能做到的
you can do this
加油
Come on
蟹老板我能跟你谈谈吗
Mr. Krabs, could I talk to you?
进来吧我的小子
Come on in, me boy
请坐
Have a seat
谢谢蟹老板
Thanks, Mr. Krabs
你喜不喜欢我新办公室
Don't you just love me new office?
珍珍特地给我设计的
Pearlie designed it for me
蟹老板
Mr. Krabs, uh
我觉得我们有个问题
I think we've got a problem
你坐的这个40块钱的椅子舒不舒服
Isn't that the neatest $40 chair you ever sat in?
舒服蟹老板
Sure, Mr. Krabs
可我有个坏消息
but I've got some bad news
我的抱抱经理兔怎么样
How about my cuddly executive bunny?
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蟹老板珍珍在毁掉蟹堡王
Mr. Krabs, Pearl is ruining the Krusty Krab
什么
What?
珍珍可是在拯救蟹堡王
Why, Pearl is saving the Krustry Krab
我是说抱堡王
I mean, the Kuddly Krab
没了这些20块钱的漂亮海独角兽挂饰
What would we do without these beautiful $20
我们还怎么办
sea unicorn wall hangers?
没了这些35块的心型灯我们还怎么活
How could we have ever survived
without these $35 heart lights?
桌子不放海蕨日子还能怎么过下去
How could we go on
without a sea fern on every last table?
特别潮
It's hip
特别新
It's coro
特别
It's--
特别费钱
it's losing money
你说得对海绵宝宝
You're right, SpongeBob
可我不能就这么开除我的宝贝女儿
but I can't fire me pride and joy
她脆弱的心灵会碎掉的
It would break her fragile little heart
要怎么办
What am I going to do?
好啦蟹老板
There, there, Mr. Krabs
肯定还有别的办法
I'm sure there's another way
有了小子