海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E14

Part 4 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

On the count of three
就一起跳出去袭击他
we'll jump out and surprise him
惊喜
居然有个惊喜派对
Oh, boy, a surprise party
今天他生日吗
Is it his birthday?
派大星
Patrick
快做点什么
Do something
生日快乐
Happy birthday
礼物送你
Here's your present
不客气
You're welcome
在那站好铅笔人
Hold it right there, Doodle
我把你带到了这个世上
I brought you into this world
现在我要把你赶出这个世界
and now I'm gonna take you out
有遗言吗
Any last words?
抱歉说的什么
I'm sorry, what was that?
不要动铅笔人
Hold still, Doodle
这都是为了你好
This is for your own good
尝尝那招
Take that
还有这招
and this
还有这招
and this
还有那招
and that
还有这招
and this
那招
that
这招
this
那招
that
我就是海绵宝宝
I am SpongeBob
摧毁邪恶之人
destroyer of evil
放轻松
Take it easy
一幅画而已
It's just a drawing
反正完事了对吧派大星
Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
确实完事了
Done and done
小蜗你真早该得过去看看的
Gary, you should have been there
真的特刺♥激♥
It sure was exciting
不过其实我有点想念铅笔人了
but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle
他就像是我的孩子
He was like a son to me
反正我很高兴一切都恢复正常了
But I am glad that things are back to normal
晚安了小王子
Well, good night, sweet prince
小蜗
晚安了神奇铅笔
Good night, magic pencil
神奇铅笔
Hey, Magic Pencil
你在干什么
What are you doing up?
给自己画杯水喝吗
Drawing yourself a glass of water?
铅笔人
DoodleBob
你应该没有生气吧
No hard feelings, right?
你到底想干什么铅笔人
What do you think you're doing, doodle?
你铅笔人
You Doodle
我海绵宝宝
Me SpongeBob
小心点使那玩意
Be careful with that thing
谁知道会有什么后果
Who knows what will happen?
鼻子知道了
I nose
觉得很好笑吧铅笔人
Very funny, Doodle
现在轮我了
Now it's my turn
怎样啊铅笔人
Well, Doodle
这样才叫扯平
it looks like this is a draw
作画
你说到重点了
You've made your point
也有笔尖
反正没事
No matter
我高中时可是公认美术最好的那个
I was voted most artistic in high school
海绵宝宝你要给我付出代价
SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that
好像我公认动作最不灵活
Maybe it was most clumsy
纸张
Paper
给铅笔人先生来一页
Page for Mr. Doodle
海绵宝宝这乱糟糟的是怎一回事
SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
自己来看吧派大星
Take a look for yourself, Patrick
是邪恶的铅笔人
It's the evil Doodle
错了不邪恶
No, no, not evil
他只是个二维生物
He was just a two-dimensional creature
在我们的三维海底世界迷了路
Lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world
寻求着自己生命中的目标
Longing for a purpose
所以说
So
他就一副画了
he's a drawing?
对的
Exactly
看人家多开心啊
See how happy he is?
还是看着有点吓人
He still looks kind of creepy
伟大的神奇铅笔啊
Oh, great Magic Pencil
我们海洋生物无法驾驭你的力量
your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers
故我要把你送回你原先的神奇王国去
So I will send you back to the magic kingdom
from where you came
准备好了吗派大星
Are you ready, Patrick?
好了
Ready
我们回过来看这深陷创作低谷的画家
We rejoin the artist in a creative slump
这什么东西
What's this?
是我的铅笔
My pencil
海上的画家的第二条规则就是
The second most important rule for the artist at sea
转笔刀一定要带好
Always bring a pencil sharpener
不
No