海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E11

Part 2 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

你们不知道
You don't know
当坏蛋这么久会有何感想
what it's like being evil for so long
我好想当
How I wish to be
好人
good
要是能有几个好英雄
If only some kind heroes
可以带我踏入正轨就好了
would show me the path to decency
我们可以教你当好人
We could teach you how to be good
然后就可以放你走了
and then we'll let you go
那就太好了
That would be fantastic
我全程都要演下去
I'll fake my way through this
就跟上中学那时候一个样
just like I did in high school
好了射线恶魔
Okay, Man Ray
准备好入学好人学校了吗
are you ready for your first day at goodness school?
派大星拿钱包
Pat, get your wallet out
好的好人第一课
Okay, goodness lesson number one
看到有人掉了钱包
You see someone drop their wallet
派大星钱包扔地上
Patrick, drop the wallet
现在你会怎么做
Now, what would you do?
不好意思先生
Excuse me, sir
你钱包好像掉了
but I do believe you've dropped your wallet
感觉不像我的
Doesn't look familiar to me
什么
What?
我都看到是你掉的了
I just saw you drop it--
给
here
才不是我的
Nope, it's not mine
就是你的
It is yours
我
I
我要当个大好人
I'm trying to be a good person
把钱包还给你
and return it to you
把什么还给谁
Return what to who?
你不是
Aren't you
裤头村身份证
不是驾照
派大星
派大星吗
Patrick Star?
是
Yup
这是你的身份证
And this is your ID?
对
Yup
我发现了这张身份证
I found this ID
放在你钱包里
in this wallet
这样的话
and if that's the case
钱包一定就是你的了
this must be your wallet
听起来挺有道理
That makes sense to me
那就收下吧
Then take it
这不是我钱包
It's not my wallet
你个死脑筋
You dim bulb
把钱包收好不然我就扒了你胳膊
Take back your wallet or I'll rip your arms off
错了
Wrong
好人不会
Good people don't
扒下别人的胳膊
rip other people's arms off
停
Stop
好的好人第二课
Okay, goodness lesson number two
看到有人费尽气力搬运重包裹
You see someone struggling with a heavy package
你会怎么做
What do you do?
你好朋友
Hello, friend
我注意到你在费尽气力搬运那个包裹
I noticed you were struggling with that package
需要我帮忙吗
Would you like some help?
抱歉我能重新开始吗
Sorry, can I start over?
我注意到你
I noticed you were
又得重新开始了
Got to start again
你个愚蠢的粉东西
You butter-fingered pink thing
箱子里的到底是什么
What's in that box, anyhow?
我的钱包
My wallets
海绵宝宝挠他痒痒
Oh, SpongeBob, tickle him
痒死了
That tickles
不过值得
but it's worth it
好的好人第三课
All right, goodness lesson number three
我想想
let's see
有了
I've got one
我在想一个1到100之间的数
I'm thinking of a number between one and 100
这个数是多少
What is it?
62
62
错
Wrong
住手住手
Stop, stop
派大星
Hey, Patrick
当好人跟猜数没关系
that's not about being good
快放手海绵宝宝
Let go of it, SpongeBob
派大星只有他做坏事了才能用
Pat, we can use it only when he's bad
放手
Let go
不你放手
No, you let go
放手
Let go
频率上升
Frequency rising
腰带失控了
belt out of control
连DNA都痒了
Tickling my DNA
快停下吧
Make it stop
请你们了
Please
听到了吗派大星
Did you hear that, Patrick?
他刚才说了请
He said the "p" word
琴
Peanuts?
不对是请
No, "please"
那样也差不多
Well, that's good enough for me
他应该洗心革面了
I guess he's reconstituted
改过自新了
Rehabilitated
祝你健康了
Gesundheit
今天你毕业了射线恶魔
It's graduation day, Man Ray
这是通往你未来的钥匙
This is the key to your future
看看他派大星
Just look at him, Patrick
大好人的面相
the picture of goodness
不可以动那个
We're not supposed to touch that stuff
那个也不能动
We're not supposed to touch that, either
真的不能乱动那些东西先生
We are really not supposed to touch those, sir
好人
Good people
不会用武器就比如说
have no use for weapons such as
我唯一好的专长就是当坏蛋
The only thing I'm good at is being evil
再见了白♥痴♥
So long, suckers
那什么味道海绵宝宝
What's that smell, SpongeBob?
那个派大星
That, Patrick
是失败的味道
is the smell of defeat
好我还以为是我皮肤的味道
Good, I thought it was my skin
别管你皮肤了派大星
Forget about your skin, Patrick
射线恶魔还是坏蛋
Man Ray is still bad
得有人出手阻止他
and someone has to stop him
这项重责大任
This is a job
要交给美人鱼战士
for Mermaidman
和企鹅男孩
And Barnacleboy
前往无影船
To the Invisible Boatmobile
点火
Ignition on
等等
Wait--
我没驾照
I don't have a license
这可是艘无影船对吧
Well, this is an invisible boat, right?
那你就需要无影的驾照
So you need an invisible license
你是我最棒的小跟班了企鹅男孩
You're the best sidekick ever, Barnacleboy
谢天谢地有无影安全带
Thank goodness for invisible seat belts
给我让开傻子
Out of my way, fools
你们再也控制不了我了
You no longer have control of me
现在这里属于射线恶魔
and now this town belongs to Man Ray
你先别急大坏蛋
Not so fast, arch villain
我们还有昏沉之球
We still have the Orb of Confusion
接招
Take this
不费吹灰之力
Well, that was easy
第一航海银行
好了所有人
All right, people