海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants
第二季
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海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants S02E13
Part 3
Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.
我还怎么好好过日子
if anything should ever happen
把我袜子还回来
Give me back my sock
大家都清楚我没袜子吃不下饭
Everyone knows I can't eat without it
不给
Never
那好
Okay then
给我
Give it to me
不给
No
等等 你会把弹性拉没的
Wait, you're stretching out the elastic
好像陷入僵局了
It would seem we have reached an impasse
粉家伙说得对
Pink one is right
跟你们说
Tell you what
你们把袜子还我
You give me back the sock
我就给你们
and I'll give you
三个愿望
three wishes
要五个
Make it five
四个
Four
三个
Three
不要就拉倒
Take it or leave it
好吧
Okay
三个
three
你们有三个愿望
You get three wishes
有三个愿望 派大星
Three wishes, Pat
是不是很棒啊
Isn't that great?
愿望
Wishes?
真希望能早点知道
I wish we had known that earlier
好了 你们就剩下两个愿望了
Okay, you got two wishes left
好啦 还有两个
Well, we still have two more
好激动啊
How exciting
希望章鱼哥能来亲眼目睹就好了
I wish Squidward were here to see this
真高兴一切都结束了
Boy, I'm glad all that's over
章鱼哥 你回来了
Squidward, you're back
你猜怎么着
Guess what?
飞天魔鬼给了我们三个愿望
The Dutchman gave us three wishes
派大星用掉了第一个
Patrick used the first one
我好像
and I guess I
用掉了第二个
just used the second one
那么最后一个是你们欠我的
Well, then, the last one you owe me
因为你们又把我拖下水了
because you got me back into this mess
慢着
Wait
愿望应该是我的
I think it belongs to me
简直荒唐 就因为
Well, that's not right because
不对 愿望是我的
No, that's mine
所以你们凭什么可以有愿望
so why should you get a wish
我凭什么就没有
Why don't I get one?
都够了
That's enough
用我的神秘超凡力量
Using my mystic other-worldly powers
由我来决定最后一个愿望归谁
I shall decide who gets the last wish
咿呢咪呢唛呢哞
Eeny, meeny, miny, mo
抓住水手脚趾头
catch a sailor by the toe
如果大叫放他走
if he hollers let him go
我妈教导我要挑最好的那个
my mother told me to pick the very best one and
就你了
You are it
现在快想 海绵宝宝
Now, think, SpongeBob
我们就要被吃掉了
We're about to get eaten
你可以许什么愿望
What can you wish for
可以让我们不被吃掉
to make it so we don't get eaten?
放心 章鱼哥
Don't worry, Squidward
我都想明白了
I've got it all figured out
他不会吃掉我们的 因为
He won't be able to eat us because
我希望飞天魔鬼是吃素的
I wish the Dutchman was a vegetarian
万岁
Hooray
我们回家了
We're home
成功了 海绵宝宝
You did it, SpongeBob
我们安全了
We're safe
可我们为什么变水果了
But why have we been turned into fruits?
我也许了个愿
I get a wish, too
水果可以预防坏血病
Fruit prevents scurvy
快给我回来
Get back here with that
我要逮着你们
I'm gonna get ya
孩子们好
Ahoy, children
我回来了
I'm back
希望你们大家都非常喜欢刚刚的节目
I hope all you boys and girls enjoyed the show
因为
because
你们现在必须走甲板落海去
it's time for you to walk the plank
抱歉 孩子们
Sorry, kids
我想说的是
What I meant to say was
现在要来读粉丝来信了
it's time for fan mail
万岁
Hooray
现在 万众期待的时刻
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for
准备好把牛奶从鼻子里喷出来吧
So get ready to blow milk out your nose
因为我们要拆信了
because we're going to open a letter
信封拿来 波蒂
The envelope please, Potty
谢谢 我长羽毛的好助理
Thank you, my fine feathered assistant
用不着你谢
You're not welcome
波蒂 闻到什么了没
Potty, you smell something?
波蒂
Potty
你脑袋装了引信
That fuse in your head
都说过不耍特技了
I told you, we're not doing that stunt
我没收到备忘录
I didn't get the memo
派斯精选到此结束
Well, that's it for Patchy's Pick
给小蜗洗澡
小蜗 又到了每周必经的时间了
Gary, looks like it's that time of week again
洗澡时间
Bath time
走吧 去把水准备好
Come on, let's go get the water started
一定要让你进浴缸里去 小蜗
You're going to have to get in that tub, Gary
小蜗 我可以给你来硬的
Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way
也可以来软的
or the easy way
也可以来软硬适中的
Or the medium way
也可以来半适中软硬的
Or the semi-medium, easy-hard way
也可以来硬中带软外加软硬皆施的
Or the sort of hard with a touch of
awkward-easy difficult-challenging way
你非要这么玩是吧
So that's how you want to play it, huh?
小蜗 来看这个新玩具
Gary, check out this new toy
去捡
Fetch
全新回旋宠物球
New boomerang pet ball
十分有效
Really works
小蜗
Gary
我胸口绑了一颗炸♥弹♥
There's a bomb strapped to my chest
你不去洗澡 三秒就会爆♥炸♥
It's gonna explode in three seconds
unless you take a bath
求你了
Please?
我要用潜意识信息侵入你的心智
I am now going to assault your mind
with subliminal messages
肥皂
抱歉让你看到那种画面
Sorry you had to see that
喂 法式贵族餐厅吗
Hello, fancy French restaurant?
我这边有只不洗澡的淘气蜗牛
I've got a naughty snail here who won't take a bath
什么
What?
能再说一遍吗
Could you say that again?
说慢点
Slow down
你讲话就跟说外语似的
It's like you're speaking some other language
小蜗
Hey, Gare
要不要来跳山羊
How 'bout some leap frog?
好
OK
到你了
You're turn
小蜗
Gare
要不要来跳山羊
How 'bout some leap frog?
我有张崭新干净的一块钱
I've got a crisp dollar bill
要送给家里洗澡的人
for the next fella to take a bath in this house
那样也没用是吧
That didn't work either, huh?
小蜗
Gary
看我找到了什么
Look what I found
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海绵宝宝（1999）
SpongeBob SquarePants
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