海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E06

Part 3 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

Patrick, look, I got my
对不起派大星
I'm sorry, Patrick
只是
It's just
我刚还以为
for a second I thought
你买♥♥的鼓风机跟我的一个样
You got the same reef-blower as me
抓到了你当鬼
Tag, you're it
吹
吸
派大星
Patrick
你让我家干净到发亮了
you made my house sparkly clean
那当然
Sure did
我们还没帮章鱼哥的一天增添光彩呢
We haven't improved Squidward's day yet
来搞他家吧
Let's do his house
轮到我了
My turn
外面这是怎么了
What's going on out here?
我们在玩新买♥♥的鼓风机
We're playing with our new reef-blowers
玩鼓风机
Playing with a reef-blower?
这可是我听过最幼稚的事情了
That is the most childish thing I've ever heard of
可是很好玩的
But it's fun
好玩
Fun?
玩个特大号♥头发烘干机怎么好玩了
How could playing with one of those
oversized hair dryers possibly be fun?
就像这样
Like this
我生气了
Chafed
好了都
All right, that's
来整你家吧派大星
Let's do your house, Patrick
好
Yeah
章鱼哥你在冒气
Squidward, you're steaming
就跟蒸菜似的只是聪明点
You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter
把我窗户放回去
Put my windows back
没问题章鱼哥
No problem, Squidward
我们挺你
We're on your side
随时都能成
Any second now
海绵宝宝这是最后底线
SpongeBob, this is the final straw
我要搬到很远的地方去
I am going to move so far away
远到我可以吹的地步
that I will be able to brag about it
我宁
I would
我宁愿把我脑干扒出来
I would rather tear out my brain stem
把它带到最近的十字路口正中♥央♥
carry it into the middle of
the nearest four-way intersection
再拿着它跳绳
and skip rope with it
也不住我现在住的这破地方
than go on living where I do now
你好
Hi there
这是最后底线吗
Is this the final straw?
你想要搬到很远的地方去
Do you want to move so far away
远到你可以吹的地步吗
that you can brag about it?
你宁愿把你脑干扒出来
Would you rather tear out your brain stem
走到最近的丁字路口正中♥央♥
walk out into the middle of the nearest three-way
是十字
Four-way
十字路口正中♥央♥
Four-way intersection
再拿着它跳绳
and skip rope with it
也不继续住你现在住的破地方吗
than continue living where you do now?
那就搬来
Then move to
我讨厌这个频道
I hate this channel
不不
No, no
章鱼村
Tentacle Acres
在这里快乐离你只有一吸盘之遥
Where happiness is just a suction cup away
章鱼村
你好
Hello?
请问有什么事
Yes, can I help you?
我是来这享乐的
I'm here about the happiness
我现在要搬进来住
I'll be moving in now
你自己一个来的吗
Are you alone?
不
No
我是说对
I mean, yes
没人跟着我一起来对
there's nobody with me, yes
宁静祥和
Peace and quiet
你现在或曾经是海绵吗
Are you now or have you ever been a sponge?
不
No
那么还
What about a
不不是海星
No, no starfish
我就只是个普通正常爱宁静的
Just a regular, normal peace-loving
杏仁糖
小心
总算到天堂了
Heaven at last
我在养老院里见过的人机灵多了
I've seen more alert people in a retirement home
无脑生活研讨会要往哪走
Which way to the Living Without a Brain seminar?
可别迟到了
Don't be late
我听说火鸡三明治又变流行了
I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich
笨蛋
行行好吧
Get a life
这地方比我预想的还要好
This place is better than I expected
302
302
303
303
然后304
and 304
漂亮
Beautiful
而且一个菠萝都看不到
And not a pineapple in sight
晚安竖笛
Good night, Clary
明天我们就要开启新生活了
Tomorrow we begin life anew
新生活街304号♥ 我是章鱼哥
304 New Life Street, Squidward speaking
我是不会再搬回去的海绵宝宝
There is no way I am moving back there, SpongeBob
我总算跟我同类住在一块了
I am finally among my own kind
现在再见
Now good-bye
今天我要骑自行车
I think I'll take my bike today
我的事情我做主
I'm my own man
这些邻居深谙生活之道
Now, these neighbors know how to live
满溢健康
细致入微
Intensive
他们肯定没有
I bet they won't have
还真有
They have it
罐装面包
切完片
就是好东西
罐装面包
Canned bread
这城好棒
This town is great
我肯定会被惊艳到如果这地方有
I would really be impressed if it had
形意舞学院
形意舞学院
an interpretive dance academy
好啊
Yeah
组团跳舞可更好了
It's even better in a group
这城好完美
This town is perfect
竖笛三重奏
A clarinet trio?
又是美好的一天
Another great day
快看啊
Oh, look
大家今天都在骑车
Everybody's on their bike today
满溢健康
生活变得越来越好了
It just gets better and better
一起来
All together
我今天
I sort of
有点不想吹竖笛了
don't feel like playing my clarinet today
太棒了这是
Yup, this is great
他们怕是得把这城改名叫章鱼哥天堂
They might as well rename this town
Squidward's Paradise
或者可能应该改
Or perhaps
过分的天堂
Too Much Paradise
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob?
随时回来
吸
吹
落叶
Leaves
走开
清理落叶而已
Just getting the leaves
你能不能小点声铁肺物
Could you pipe down over there, Iron Lung?
看样子每当找乐子的时候
Looks like when it comes to having fun
你们就站不住脚了
you don't have a leg to stand on
那可不好笑
That's not funny
没错
Yeah
这是怎么了
What's going on over here?
是那家伙
It's that guy
他在玩鼓风机
He's playing with a reef-blower