海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E03

Part 4 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

How about you take these patties and sho--
章鱼哥先生
Mr. Squidward
你放心泡泡人
Don't worry, Bubble Buddy
章鱼哥会再做一大盘的
Squidward will make a fresh batch
什么
What?
他也对面包过敏
Is he allergic to bread, too?
其实他不喜欢面包皮
Actually, he doesn't like the crust
而且章鱼哥番茄酱应该在肉饼下面
And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty
而且章鱼哥腌椰菜应该放左边
And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side
而且章鱼哥你应该
And Squidward, you should--
而且章鱼哥
and Squidward
而且章鱼哥
and Squidward--
而且章鱼哥
and Squidward
而且章鱼哥
and Squidward
给所有东西各一份
Here, one of everything
没奶酪没面包皮
No cheese, no crust
腌椰菜放左边
pickles to the left
四滴番茄酱
four squirts of ketchup
小麦面包无乳生菜
wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce
人工饲养番茄嘉年华样式
and farm-raised tomatoes, carnival style
如果还有别的事想要我做的
And, if there's anything else I can do
请一定要犹豫
please, hesitate to ask
真是太好吃了
That was delicious
钱放桌上了蟹老板
Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs
再见了小子们
So long, boys
看吧章鱼哥
You see, Squidward
餐饮行业就是服务至上
the restaurant game is all about service
顾客永远是对的
The customer is always right
记住了小子
Remember that, lad
你总有一天会像我一样成功的
and you'll be as successful as me one day
你说得对蟹老板
You're right, Mr. Krabs
这我学到了
I learned my lesson
顺带一提泡泡人买♥♥单了
And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab
这是什么
What's this?
泡泡钱
Bubble money
起码他们还留了小费
At least they left a tip
我们到了泡泡人
Here we are, Bubble Buddy
酷乐湖
Goo Lagoon
在这有好多方式可以大玩特玩
There are lots of ways to have fun here
欢迎来到酷乐湖
兄弟把我埋了
Dudes, bury me
知道我意思了吧
See what I mean?
埋好了
All done
好耶
All right
泡泡人你把他挖出来
Bubble Buddy, you dig him out
我去买♥♥点棉花糖
while I get some cotton candy
别光站那儿啊兄弟
Don't just stand there, dude
潮快涨过来了
The tide's coming in
兄弟
Dude?
港口公厕
我朋友还在里面
My friend's in there
恭喜你了
Congratulations
摇起来
Shake it
摇起来对
Shake it, yeah
泡泡屁♥股♥摇起来
Shake that bubble butt
好耶
Yeah
我屁♥股♥大吗
Is my butt big?
是世界闻名的冲浪游民邋遢石斑
It's the world famous surf bum, Grubby Grouper
等会见石斑迷
Later, Groupies
邋遢要去整点大家伙了
Grubby's gotta go catch some gnarly pounders
我不会再洗这只鳍肢了
I'll never wash this flipper again
嗨珍珍
Hey, Pearl
跟泡泡人握个手吧
Shake hands with Bubble Buddy
什
Wha--
他这是第一次自己上
It's his first time on his own
再次恭喜你们
Once again, congratulations
爆米花花生
Popcorn, peanuts
此处需等待45分钟
冰镇冷饮
Ice cold drinks
港口公厕
两小时够久了吧
Two hours is long enough
够了
That's it
泡泡人
Hey, Bubble Buddy
你上完了啊
You're finished
他就让我们等一个泡泡
He kept us waiting for a bubble?
那不算什么
That's nothing
他说我们肥
He called us fat
他洗了我的鳍肢
He washed my flipper
他欠了我的钱
He owes me money
他让我提供了优质的服务
He made me provide excellent service
兄弟他让我经历了涨潮
Dudes, he made me experience high tide
他往我们供水系统里下毒
He poisoned our water supply
烧了我们庄稼
burned our crops
把瘟疫带到了我们家里
and delivered a plague onto our houses
有这回事
He did?
没有
No
可难道我们非得放任他等他这样做吗
But are we just gonna wait around until he does?
我们要推♥翻♥东西
I say we tip something over
好
Yeah
现在怎么了
Now what?
抓住救生员
Get the lifeguard
住手
Wait
不要对他施加这种无谓的暴♥力♥
Don't waste this senseless violence on him
都是海绵宝宝的那个笨泡泡
It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's
导致了这一切的问题
that's causing all the problems
谁挺我
Who's with me?
扎破泡泡
Pop the bubble
各位
Hey, everyone
你们认识过我朋友泡泡人吗
Have you met my friend, Bubble Buddy?
认识
Yes
这是
Is, uh--
开了个针织小组吗
one of those sewing circles?
不
No
介意不要把那些针离得那么近吗
Would you mind not getting so close with those pins?
尖锐物品会让泡泡人不舒服的
Pointy objects make Bubble Buddy uncomfortable
上厕所
海绵宝宝那个泡泡必须消失
SpongeBob, that bubble's gotta go
不必了
Oh, no
他已经会上厕所了
He already took care of that
还是谢谢关心
But thanks for your concern
不
No
消失成
Go as an
为什么
Why?
你跟那个泡泡就只会惹麻烦
You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble
是时候要结束了
It's time to end it
不
No
我不会让你们
I won't let you
我们走
Here we go
你们抓不到我了
You'll never catch us now
抓不到
Never
抓不到
Never
抓
Ne--
不到
ver
闹够了吧海绵宝宝
Enough seahorsing around, SpongeBob
把泡泡给我们
Give us that bubble
扎破泡泡
Pop the bubble
扎破泡泡
Pop the bubble
扎破泡泡
Pop the bubble
不
No
不行
You can't
他不止是个泡泡
He's not just a bubble
他是个泡泡人
he's a Bubble Buddy
他是我的朋友我爱他
He's my friend and I love him