海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E03

Part 3 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

比我开始学你的那一分钟还近过
than the minute I started copying you
可是派大星
But Patrick
派大星不在
Patrick's not here
奖杯快递
Trophy delivery
又一个奖杯
Another trophy?
太棒了
Oh, great
这回又是什么的奖
What's it for this time?
颁发给什么事都不做的时间最久的
For doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else
派大星
派大星
Patrick
这奖杯是给你的
This trophy's for you
耶
Yay
那你现在要做什么呢
So, what are you gonna do now?
我要保住我的荣誉称号♥
I'm gonna go protect my title
你觉得我是在开玩笑吗
So you thought I was kidding, huh?
不在裤头村
No, in Bikini Bottom
就连石头下都能发现优秀
excellence can be found even under a rock
裤头村
泡泡人
每天都是海绵宝宝的节日
Every day is a holiday for SpongeBob
即使他要自己编一个
even if he has to make one up
大家好今天是莱弗埃里克松节
Hey, everybody, it's Leif Erikson Day
[ 莱弗·埃里克松：维京人，
第一个发现北美洲的欧洲探险家 ]
辛格丁格杜根
Hinga dinga durgen
[ 模仿维京人口音，无实际意义 ]
嘿派大星
Ahoy, Patrick
今天是莱弗埃里克松节
It's Leif Erikson Day
有张字条
There's a note
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
我去找更多大纸张了
went to get more giant paper
派大星
Patrick
备注
PS--
莱弗埃里克松节快乐
happy Leif Erikson Day
耶格亨得登革
Yerger hernder dernger
[ 模仿维京人口音，无实际意义 ]
那就这样吧
So much for that
可能珊迪会来跟我玩
Maybe Sandy will play with me
又一张字条
Another note
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob
去南方过冬了
went south for the winter
爱你的珊迪
Love, Sandy
我不明白了
I don't get it
水温刚好啊
The water's fine
章鱼哥
Hey, Squidward
要来玩吗
Wanna play?
不
No
你确定吗
Are you sure?
对
Yes
可真是
Darn
真希望能有个陪我玩的人
I wish I had a buddy to play with
有了
I know
直接造一个
I'll make one
木棍人
Stick buddy
不行
Nah
石头人
Rock buddy
不好
Nope
水池人
Sink buddy
差点感觉
Almost
有了
I've got it
泡泡人
Bubble Buddy
这
This
好
is
棒
great
蟹堡王
我等不及要让你
I can't wait for you to
认识认识章鱼哥跟蟹老板了
meet Squidward and Mr. Krabs
别害羞
Don't be shy
来吧
Come on
此处点餐
下次再来
Please, come again
等我不上班的时候来
when I'm not working
下一个
Next
嗨章鱼哥
Hi, Squidward
要是你还是要过来上班的话
How am I supposed to enjoy your day off
我还怎么享受你的假期
if you come to work anyway?
我想让你认识认识我的新朋友
I want you to meet my new friend
泡泡人
Bubble Buddy
这泡泡是你朋友
This bubble is your friend?
他好帅气
Well, he's handsome
这点我承认
I'll give him that
还有什么事
What'll it be?
我不饿
I'm not hungry
那就谢谢惠顾
Well, thanks for stopping by
等等
Wait
你还没接泡泡人的单
You haven't taken Bubble Buddy's order yet
我凭什么要接
Why would I do that?
他饿了
He's hungry
他是没有生命的物体
He's an inanimate object
他的钱在这不管用
his money's no good here
你在胡说什么章鱼哥先生
What are you saying, Mr. Squidward
大家的钱在这都管用
Everyone's money is good here
在蟹堡王我们会服务各式各样的人
At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds
我才不帮泡泡接单
I'm not taking an order for a bubble
你必须接
Sure you are
否则我就让你下半生吃不了兜着走
Or I'll fill your life with misery and woe
就算你辞职也一样
Even if you quit
我能接你的单吗
May I take your order?
等等泡泡人
Wait, Bubble Buddy
我来替你做决定
Let me decide for you
菜单
蟹黄堡
Krabby Patty
双层堡堡
Double Patty Patty
小小蟹黄堡
Krabby Junior Junior
小乱堡
Jumble Small Patty
大三大四大二堡
Junior Senior Sophomore Patty
双层夸脱盎司磅堡
Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder
全都好不错
It's all so good
他只要所有东西都来一份就行
He'll just have one of everything
所有东西来一份
One of everything?
我爱泡泡人
I love Bubble Buddy
泡泡人
章鱼哥带我们最好的顾客去餐桌
Squidward, show our best customer to his table
泡泡人渴了
Bubble Buddy's thirsty
来杯我们这最好的洗发露怎么样
How about a glass of our finest shampoo
听起来好棒
Sounds great
护发用品来了先生
Here's your hair care product, sir
泡泡人喜欢弯弯的吸管
Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws
说什么
What's that?
泡泡人说味道很怪
Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny
你觉得呢
What do you think?
蟹老板
Mr. Krabs
替顾客着想
Think of the customer
我可真傻
Silly me
给你上成了无糖洗发露
I got the diet shampoo
来了
Here we go
所有东西各一份给泡泡人
One of everything for Bubble Buddy
不行章鱼哥
Oh, no, Squidward
先等等
Wait
蟹黄堡上面有奶酪
There's cheese on these patties
然后呢
And?
泡泡人乳糖不耐
Bubble Buddy's lactose intolerant
他可不能吃奶酪
He can't eat cheese
我们该怎么办
What should we do?
我们
We?
要不然你就带着这些蟹黄堡再