海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E16

Part 2 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

No
没有切整齐
Irregular portions?
屁
No
他不小心把自己的手给切断了
He cut off his own hand by mistake
你说的是这样吗
You mean like this?
还是这样
Or like this?
这样吗
Or this?
这样吗
Or this?
那这样呢
But what about this?
这样呢
Or this?
反正他不是海绵
Except he wasn't a sponge
所以说
So?
所以说那手没有再生
So it didn't grow back
不会吧
Oh, no
他用一把生锈铲子接到原先手的位置
And he replaced his hand with a rusty spatula
然后他被公交车给撞了
And then he got hit by a bus
在他葬礼上
And at his funeral
他被开除了
they fired him
火化
所以现在每逢
So now, every
今天周几
what day is it?
周二
Tuesday
周二晚上
Tuesday night
他的灵魂就会回到蟹堡王来复仇
his ghost returns to The Krusty Krab
to wreak his horrible vengeance
可今晚就是周二晚上
But tonight's Tuesday night
那他就要来了
Then he'll be coming
要怎么知道他来了
How will we know?
有三种迹象会表示
There are three signs that signal
铲子杀人魔要来了
the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher
第一个迹象灯会闪来闪去
First, the lights will flicker on and off
第二
Next
这位能来点番茄酱吗
Dude, can I have some ketchup?
给你
Here you go
第二个迹象电♥话♥响起来却无人应答
Next, the phone will ring, and there will be nobody there
第三个迹象铲子杀人魔坐着
And finally the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives
撞了他的公交车的灵魂到了这
in the ghost of the bus that ran him over
然后他走下了车
Then, he exits the bus
没看两边的车况就过了马路
and crosses the street without looking both ways
因为他已经死掉了
because he's already dead
然后他会用他的灰白铲子手敲窗户
Then, he taps on the window
with his grizzly spatula hand
不要
No
他打开门
He opens the door
慢慢靠近柜台
He slowly approaches the counter
知道他接下来会干什么吧
And you know what he does next?
干什么
What?
你真想知道吗
You really want to know?
干什么
What?
你确定想知道吗
Are you sure you want to know?
他他他干什么了
What, what, what does he do?
整到你了
He gets you
整到
He get
海绵宝宝我
Spongebob, I
海绵宝宝我就
Spongebob, I was
我就只
I was just
我就只
I was just
海绵宝宝我是开玩笑的
Spongebob, I was joking
怎么了
What?
都是假的
It's not true
没一段真的
none of it's true
真的假的
It's not?
当然假的
Of course not
才没有人会拿铲子当手使
Nobody has a spatula for a hand
全都是玩笑
It was all a joke
蟹堡王
永远营业
你说棒不棒章鱼哥
Isn't this great, Squidward?
白天从来就没时间擦天花板
There's never time to wash the ceiling during the day
什么二十四小时营业
Open 24 hours a day
完全就一馊主意
What a stupid idea
凌晨三点钟谁还想吃什么蟹黄堡
Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3:00 in the morning?
老天爷啊
Oh, boy
凌晨三点了
3:00 am
倒看看这地方
Just look at this place
跟个鬼地方差不多
It's like a ghost town in here
好玩吧海绵宝宝
Very funny, Spongebob
怎么了
What?
灯会闪来闪去
And the lights will flicker on and off
就跟我讲的差不多
Just like the story
我都懂
I get it
章鱼哥
Hey, Squidward
你不动开关是怎么做到的那样
how are you doing that without moving the switch?
不是我♥干♥的
I'm not doing it
肯定是蟹堡王的电路太垃圾了
It must be the stupid faulty wiring in here
建这地方就没考虑要二十四小时营业
This place isn't built to run 24 hours a day
搞什么喂
What, what, hello
喂
Hello?
喂
Hello?
太会演了章鱼哥
Nice try, Squidward
咋就演了
Nice try, what?
电♥话♥铃响起来却无人应答
The phone will ring and there will be no one there
真是笑死我了
You crack me up
海绵宝宝不是我♥干♥的
Spongebob, I'm not doing this
完了
Oh, no
要冷静要冷静
Calm down, calm down
好刚刚怎么一回事
All right, what was it?
灯有了
There was the lights
电♥话♥有了
and the phone
墙壁渗出来绿色黏液
And the walls will ooze green slime
不对等下
Oh, wait
这是正常现象
They always do that
第三个迹象是什么
But what was that third thing?
我都不知道公交车这么晚还在开
I didn't know the buses ran this late
确实
They don't
上面有人下来了
Well, they're dropping someone off
伞子拉人
The Sash-Wringing
返子撒人
the-the Flash-Singing
坝子耙人
the Fash P-pinging
铲子杀人魔
The Hash-Slinging Slasher
你可终于明白了
At last, you understand
咱要完蛋了
we're doomed
不还没完蛋
No, that's not it
我只是好感动看到你历经千辛万苦
I am just so touched that you would go to the trouble
打扮成铲子杀人魔
to dress up as a ghostly fry cook
站到马路对面去
and stand on the other side of the street
只为逗我开心
just to entertain me
你肯定真心喜欢上我了
You must really like me
海绵宝宝你的论断有两处问题
Spongebob, there are two problems with your theory
第一
One
我讨厌你
I hate you
第二
And two
我都站这了那家伙怎么会是我
How can that be me, when I'm standing right here?
铲子杀人魔
The Hash-Slinging Slasher
他要拿我当肉饼翻
He's going to flip me
他要拿我当肉饼翻
He's going to flip me
快走开
Get away
海绵宝宝不管我刚才说了什么
Spongebob, no matter what I've said
我还是有点喜欢你的
I've always sort of liked you
章鱼哥我用你竖笛疏通过马桶
Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet
快走开
Get away
这边不欢迎你
You're not welcome here
我能申请一份工作吗
Can I have a job application?