海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E09

Part 1 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:44 a.m.

准备好了吗孩子们
Are you ready, kids?
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
我听不见
I can't hear you
好了船长
Aye aye, captain
是谁住在深海的大菠萝里
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
方方黄黄伸缩自如
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
如果四处探险是你的愿望
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
准备
Ready
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob SquarePants
海绵宝宝
白♥痴♥的生存
好耶我们要去珊迪家
All right, we're going to Sandy's house
我要比你先到
I'm going to beat you there
给树保个暖珊迪
Keep the tree warm, Sandy
禁止入内
珊迪
Sandy?
珊迪
Hey, Sandy
干嘛挂牌子
what's with the sign
你看她上美食频道了
Look, she's on The Eating Channel
你好
Howdy
如果你看到了这个
If y'all are watching this
这就表示我过冬睡着了
that means I'm asleep for the winter
此时的睡眠就叫做冬眠
This sleep is called hibernation
冬眠
冬眠期间
During hibernation
动物们都很不愿意突然吵醒
animals don't like to be woken up
所以请勿打扰
So do not disturb
说的就是你海绵宝宝
That means you, SpongeBob
最好戴上
We better put these on
不必了派大星
Never mind, Pat
珊迪说不要进去
Sandy said not to come in
排水
我们还是走吧
Let's amscray
你什么时候才学得会海绵宝宝
When are you going to learn, SpongeBob?
不的意思就是是
"No" means "yes"
派大星跟你说
Patrick, listen
得多少次才能
how many times do we have to
海绵宝宝你看这个
SpongeBob, look at this
这什么东西
What is this stuff?
是辽阔梦幻的仙境
It's a vast, swirling wonderland
充满洁白无瑕的好景
of sparkling white pleasure
来充实你的感官
Let it fill your senses
让兴奋愉悦缓缓流下尽享绵软
with cascading, fluffy pillows
of excitement and comfort
体验从未有过的怡情
as you've never felt before
哇派大星
Wow, Patrick
好文采
That was beautiful
什么
What?
我刚在念这张糖果包装纸你看
I was just reading this candy wrapper, see?
派大星
Patrick
把头盔戴回去
Put your helmet back on
珊迪家里没有水
You know there's no water at Sandy's house
没事海绵宝宝
It's okay, SpongeBob
这东西就是水
This stuff is water
你看
Look
看来你说的对
I guess you're right
脱掉不会有事
It's okay here
脱掉吧
Take it off
没人看的
No one's looking
海绵宝宝你听见没
SpongeBob, did you hear that?
应该是从珊迪的树里面传来的
I think it came from up in Sandy's tree
好一棵累垮的树
That is one tired tree
去看一下
Let's check it out
看看珊迪的床上有什么
Look what's in Sandy's bed
像个充了太多气的珊迪娃娃
Looks like an overinflated Sandy doll
这东西好像就是珊迪
I think this thing is Sandy
冬眠一定就是
Hibernation must mean
美容觉的反义词
the opposite of beauty sleep
我已经受够你肮脏的勾当了坏蛋丹
I've had enough of your dastardly deeds, Dirty Dan
我要逮到你和你同伙钉子头拉里
I'm gonna get you and your partner, Pinhead Larry
不然我就不叫
or my name ain't
警长珊迪
Sheriff Sandy
她一定是梦见了德克萨斯的罪犯
She must be dreaming about Texas outlaws
小心珊迪
Look out, Sandy
我是坏蛋丹
I'm Dirty Dan
我要逮到你
I'm gonna catch you
用纳税人的钱把你关进牢里
and throw in jail at taxpayers' expense
最好跑快点珊迪
You better run faster, Sandy
对我就快逃走了
Yeah, I'm getting away
跑快点
Run faster
快啊我们就快上出租车了
Hurry, we're getting in a taxi
快点快点
Faster, faster
我要逮到你们两个
I'll get you two
你们身上只有纯粹的邪恶
You're nothing but pure evil
就跟报纸上的漫画一个样
Just like newspaper comics
走了派大星
Come on, Patrick
别再打扰人家了
We shouldn't disturb her anymore
那不叫打扰
That's not disturbing
这才叫打扰
This is disturbing
你好啊海绵宝宝
Hi, there, SpongeBob
我叫派大背
My name is Patback
确实很打扰人
That is really disturbing
海绵宝宝
SpongeBob?
跑快点海绵宝宝
Faster, SpongeBob
她快追上我们了
She's gaining on us
珊迪不要
Sandy, no
住手
Stop
我警告过你了坏蛋丹
I warned you, Dirty Dan
现在你要被我狠狠揍一顿
Now you just crossed the border into Hurtville
珊迪是我们
Sandy, it's us
你朋友海绵宝宝和派大星
your friends SpongeBob and Patrick
求你了珊迪
Please, Sandy
我没钱去干洗
I can't afford dry cleaning
我要剥了你们皮做成六码的靴子
Gonna skin ya and make a pair of size six boots
玩完了
Fun's over
绝对不能又把她吵醒了
We sure don't want to wake her up again
可惜我们身上
Too bad we don't have
没有耳塞可以帮她戴上
any earplugs to put on her
有的我肚脐里有绒毛
Yeah, all's I got is this belly button lint
好啊派大星
All right, Pat
我要扒了你们胳膊
I'm gonna rip your arms off
还有煎饼
and flapjacks
这样应该就行了
Well, that ought to work
珊迪有没有用
Hey, Sandy, does it work?
珊迪如果听不见
Hey, Sandy, if you can't hear us
就别说话
don't say anything
珊迪
Hey, Sandy
别醒了
Don't wake up
再见警长珊迪
See you later, Sheriff Sandy
你被捕了
You're under arrest
你逮不到我的
You'll never catch me
这样不公平
That's not fair
牛仔可买♥♥不起大炮
Cowboys couldn't afford cannons
牛仔也买♥♥不起客货两用车
They couldn't afford station wagons, either
仪表盘不错
Nice paneling
好了钉子头
All right, Pinhead
你的死期到了
Your time is up
你叫谁钉子头
Who you calling Pinhead?