海绵宝宝（1999）

SpongeBob SquarePants S02E15

Part 2 Jan. 12, 2024, 10:45 a.m.

mysterious
最强大的秘密裤头村独有
powerful secret in all of Bikini Bottom?
那现在你怎么看兄弟
So, what do you say, buddy?
还是朋友吗
Friends?
朋友
Friends
那个盒子里有什么东西
What could be in that box
派大星居然还不让我开盒看看
that Patrick doesn't want me to see?
可能是全世界唯一一只白化水母
Maybe it's the world's only albino jellyfish
还可能派大星是个珠宝大盗
or maybe Patrick's a master jewel thief
盒里满是钻石
and it's full of diamonds
还可能派大星是个发神经的疯子
Or maybe Patrick's a deranged maniac
会把受害人的断头装进盒子里
who keeps his victims' severed heads in a box
可能情况还更差
Or even worse
可能是我圣诞节派对时的丑照
maybe it's an embarrassing snapshot of me
from a Christmas party
一定要知道秘密盒里有什么东西
I got to find out what's in that secret box
不知道就不睡
I'm not going to rest till I do
有了
That's it
要怎么看秘密盒里的东西呢
How do you look into a secret box?
当然是要秘密地看
Secretly, of course
我只要在派大星睡着的时候拿走盒子
I'll just take the box while Patrick's sleeping
往盒子里面看
look inside
趁着派大星还没注意到的时候
and before Patrick even has time to notice
偷偷溜回去还
I'll slide it back
派大星就发现不了
Patrick won't know
而我自己又多了一份秘密
and I'll have my own little secret
是不是好办法啊小蜗
Good idea, eh, Gary?
不
No
你懂个什么啊
What do you know?
你就一蜗牛
You're a snail
磨来磨去
Snizzlefrazzy
是谁
Who's it?
秘密
Se-e-ecret
我得再安静点
I got to be more quiet
可不能让派大星醒过来
I don't want to wake Patrick up
谁在那
Who's there?
薯片
是谁
Who's that?
水
Water
秘密盒子啊
Good old secret box
看看里面有什么东西吧
Let's see what's inside
晚安了小盒盒
Nighty-night, boxie
派大星还真睡得挺沉的
Patrick sure is a heavy sleeper
谁说的话
Who said that?
是谁
Who's there?
是蛤蜊大盗
It's the clam burglar
他在偷我的秘密盒
And he's stealing my secret box
快给我交出来秘密盒抢匪
Hand over the goods, secret-box bandit
准备迎接你一生中最难受的枕头大战
and prepare for
the most unpleasant pillow fight of your life
等一下派大星
Wait, wait, wait, Patrick
住手
Stop
是我海绵宝宝
It's me, Spongebob
少来了大盗
Nice try, burglar
海绵宝宝是我最好的朋友
But Spongebob's my best friend
他从来就不会从我这偷东西
and he'd never steal from me
不
No
真的派大星
Really, Patrick
看
Look
这是永远好朋友
It's the Best Friends Forever
永远好朋友戒指
Best Friends Forever Ring
友情戒指
Our friendship ring
真的是你
It is you
你怎么能这样
How could you do this?
希望我这么说能让你好受些
If it makes you feel any better
我没看里面的东西
I haven't looked inside
够了海绵宝宝
That's it, Spongebob
你已经越过底线了
You have crossed the line
至于现在
As of right now
这份友情结束了
this friendship is over
真的吗
Really?
假的
Nah
真的想看你就看吧
you can look inside if you really want to
好啊
Okay
这是我一生中最激动的时刻之一了
This is one of the most exciting moments of my life
我要开盒了
Well, here it goes
怎么样
Well?
我不是跟你说过吗
Didn't I tell you?
是不是很棒
Isn't it great?
就一根线头
It's just a string
秘密线头
A secret string
那没事了你说得对
Boy, when you're right, you're right
你秘密盒里就那玩意啊
That's some secret box you got there
好吧
Yeah
谢谢你给我看
Thanks for showing me that
晚安派大星
Well, good night, Patrick
明天见
See you tomorrow
晚安海绵宝宝
Good night, Spongebob
我早该知道的
I should have known
一直都只是根线头而已
It was just a piece of string all along
我等不及要跟小蜗讲了
Wait till I tell Gary
幸好他没有把秘密线头拉起来
Good thing he didn't pull the secret string
并且打开
opening the
我秘密盒里的秘密夹层
secret compartment of my secret box
就能看到海绵宝宝圣诞派对的丑照了
revealing one embarrassing snapshot of Spongebob
at that Christmas party
圣诞快乐海绵宝宝
Merry Christmas, Spongebob
怪才乐队
那个
Yeah
我们是街角那家宠物医院的
We're with the pet hospital down the street
我了解到
and I understand
你家里有只动物快要死了
you have a dying animal on the premises
喂
Hello
你正在向被忽略的天才的家里通话
You've reached The House of Unrecognized Talent
请听到声音后留言
Please start after the
听着好像你有只快死了的动物要处理
Sounds as though you've got a dying animal to attend to
对吧老朋友
eh, old chum?
声乐班的章鱼威廉弗克森
Squilliam Fancyson from band class?
听说你现在在耍收银机
I hear you're playing the cash register now
有时会吧
Well, sometimes
你一字眉怎么样
How's the unibrow?
可大可值钱了
It's big and valuable
我现在在一个豪华大乐队当首席乐手
I'm the leader of a big fancy band now
下周就要到泡泡碗去演出了
and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week
泡泡泡
The Bu-Bu-Bu
没错
That's right
你的梦想生活被我抢了章鱼哥
I'm living your dreams, Squidward
问题就在于
The problem is
我下周没空来不了
I'm busy next week and can't make it
所以我希望你跟你乐队能帮忙替一下
So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us
我我我我
I-I-I-I'd
我就知道
I knew it
你连个乐队都没有
You don't even have a band
好吧我就让你回去当服务生吧
Well, I'll just let you get back to
the service industry now
等下
Hold it
我碰巧已经不卖♥♥快餐了
It just so happens that I don't sell fast food
我确实有个乐队
I do have a band
泡泡碗的演出我们可是去定了
and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl
你怎么看章鱼威廉
How do you like that, Fancyboy?
下周二祝你好运
Good luck next Tuesday
我就希望观众会带超多的
I hope the audience brings lots of
镇痛消炎药来
ibuprofen
我得赶紧招个游♥行♥乐队来