宋飞正传（1990）

Seinfeld S03E04

Part 4 Dec. 8, 2021, 10:47 a.m.

说什么镜子会给你多出一间屋子的错觉
The mirror makes it seem like you have another room.
哪个怪胎会走到镜子面前说
Who walks up to a mirror and goes:
“嗨，过来看，还有间房♥子在里面”
"Hey, look. There's a whole other room in there.
“还有个人在里面，和我长得一样”？
There's a guy in there, looks just like me"?
但是那鹦鹉会相信这个你把它放出来，它到处飞
But the parakeet will fall for this. You let him out. He flies around.
砰！它的小脑袋一下子就撞上了镜子
Bang! With his little head. He would just go:
我总是想就算它觉得镜子里面还有间屋子…
I'd always think, even if he thinks the mirror is another room...
它至少不该去撞另外一只鹦鹉啊
...why doesn't he at least try and avoid hitting the other parakeet?