家有喜旺（2010）

Raising Hope S03E19

Part 3 Nov. 24, 2020, 1:12 p.m.

But I haven't played guitar sober since I was 12.
但自从12岁起我就没清醒地弹过吉他
I can play guitar.
我能弹吉他
That's fine, dude,
那太好了
but I can't hit the high notes.
但是我唱不上去高音
Never could. All the high notes on my album
从没唱上去过我专辑里所有高音
were sung by a little Filipino boy named Dalawapo.
都是菲律宾一个叫达拉蛙蹼的男孩唱的
Oh, well, I can help with the singing.
我能帮忙唱歌♥
Me, too, and Andrew and I have a bunch of instruments,
我也可以安德鲁和我有一堆乐器
so we could be your band.
我们可以做你的乐队
And I've been known to wow on slide whistle.
我擅长吹口哨
I mean, we've never even played together.
但是我们从没一起演奏过
I mean, how are we gonna keep time without a drummer?
而且没有鼓手我们怎么合拍子
One, two, three, four.
一二三四
Hello, children of Natesville and their care takers,
大家好纳什维尔的孩子们和家长们
I'm Smokey Floyd.
我是烟枪老弗
Most of my songs are for adults who are high on stuff,
我绝大多数的歌♥都是写给磕了药的成年人
but a few years back,
但几年前
I wrote a song for a really stupid girl I was dating.
给当时与我约会的傻叉女生写了一首歌♥
I think you all might like it.
我想你们会喜欢
Maybe learn a few things, too.
说不定还能从中受益
It's called "When You're Alone."
这首歌♥叫"独自一人"
**When you're in the kitchen*
*一个人在厨房♥
**you've got to behave.*
*小朋友要小心
**You don't put metal in the microwave.*
*金属块勿微波
**The knobs on the stove are hands-off, no doubt.*
*火炉把别乱摸
**And if you make toast, you don't use a knife to fish it out.*
*烤土司往外挑你可千万别用刀
**When you're alone.*
*一个人在家家
**When you're home alone.*
*小鬼头独当家
**You got to stay safe when you're home all alone.*
*在家家要平安
**When you're alone.*
*一个人在家家
**When you're home alone.*
*小鬼头独当家
**You got to make sure not to die
*保平安可别挂
*or choke or burn the house down.*
*防噎着别玩火
We did it. We're rock stars.
我们成功了我们是摇滚明星了
This was awesome.
太棒了
Must be what it feels like to be high on drugs.
这肯定和嗑药一样爽
Oh, not even close.
还差得远呢
**Happy birthday, dear Hope.*
*祝喜旺生日快乐
**Happy birthday to you...*
*祝你生日快乐
Good night, Natesville.
纳什维尔晚安
Thank you.
谢谢
Sabrina, that band was amazing.
塞布丽娜那个乐队赞爆了
You guys aren't like the other parents, we should be friends.
你们不像其他家长我们应该做朋友
You know, we were just saying the same thing.
我们也正有此意
Steph, Steph, we got an emergency.
史戴芙有紧急情况
Lochlyn was just holding another girl's hand,
洛可琳刚抓了另一个女孩的手
and I'm all out of hand sanitizer.
但我没带洗手液
We'll meet you in the car.
我们在车里等你
Come on, honey, come on.
宝贝快走
Okay, come on.
快点
See you guys around the park?
公园见
Oh, no, she's married to that jerk?
她居然嫁给了那个混♥蛋♥
Well, ow, we still have Scott.
我们还有斯科特
Hopefully his wife is cool.
希望他老婆是正常的
Scott, Scott, Scott,
斯科特斯科特
my sister just e-mailed me a video
我姐刚电邮我一个视频
that is definitely the next dance craze.
绝对是下一个风靡舞蹈
I already taught Allister the first three steps.
我已经教了埃利斯特前三个舞步
Go ahead, buddy. Come on, Allister.
走起埃利斯特
Do the dance.
跳一个
Show daddy.
给爸爸看看
Hope doesn't need any kid friends, right?
喜旺不需要任何小朋友对吧
Nope, she's gonna make friends in college.
对她可以在大学交朋友
That was the most amazing thing ever.
刚才酷毙了
I'm excited.
我太兴奋了
I can't stop bouncing.
我都没法停下来不跳了
I'm so excited you can't stop bouncing, too.
你一直跳我也很兴奋
You know, there's kids parties in this town every weekend
每个周末这个小镇都有孩子的聚会
and they need entertainment.
他们需要娱乐节目
And you heard that crowd.
你也看到人们的兴奋劲儿了
They loved us.
他们爱我们
We could be huge.
我们会红的
Oh, we could be bigger than huge.
我们会大红大紫
We could be the Winger of kid's music.
我们可以成为孩子界的温格
Geez...!
帅呆了
Which is why it's hard to do what I got to do.
这也是虽艰难但我不得不做的原因
Break up a band.
解散乐队
You can't do that.
你不能这样做
I finally discovered my purpose in life
我终于找到人生的真谛
is not to run a food pantry for the homeless.
那不是给无家可归的人提供饭菜
I was born to be a dancing beaver in a kid's band.
我生来就该在儿童乐队里做跳舞的海狸
That set was so awesome!
这个组合帅呆了
That wasn't a set, bro.
这不是一个组合兄弟
You can't be awesome with one song.
只有一首歌♥不可能帅得起来
Yeah, well, um, what about Francis Scott Key?
那弗朗西斯·斯科特·基怎么说
How many songs did she write?
她写了几首歌♥
I'm a concert cellist.
我是演唱会大提琴手
I can help write some songs.
我能帮忙写歌♥
And I can help him.
我能帮他一起写
We could lock ourselves in a room
我们能把自己锁在房♥间里
and not come out of there until our thighs ache.
不达目的不罢休
That's the spirit, guys.
这就是摇滚的精神啊
Guys, that's not how the music business works, all right?
音乐产业不是这样运作的好吗
Plus, we don't even have a manager.
而且我们没有经纪人
Uh, I-I'll be your manager.
我能做你们的经纪人
I was the equipment manager for my high school marching band.
我曾经是高中游♥行♥乐队的设备经理
I didn't have what it took to play the triangle,
我没有打三角铁的天分
but the band director said I had chutzpa.
但乐队指导说我胆色过人
Guys, I'm done.
伙计们我退休了
Smokey's rock and roll days are behind him.
烟枪的摇滚时代已是过去时
Now I'm just an everyday schnook like you chump stains.
现在我只是一个和你们一样的二货
You said you'd put me on your list
你说过把我放上致歉名单的原因就是
because you denied me the Smokey Floyd experience.
因为你拒绝我和你一起摇滚
Now you're doing it again.
现在你又重蹈覆辙
To all of us.
这次还伤害了我们所有人
You're gonna have to put all of us on your list.
你必须把我们所有人都加入致歉名单
Brother, at this rate,
照这样的进度
you're never gonna finish crossing off that list.
你永远都完成不了你的致歉名单了
And we're not the only ones who are gonna be disappointed.
而且失望的不仅是我们
A lot of people will be disappointed.
还有更多人
You know, I've never reallbeeny a big believer in karma.
其实老子不怎么信因果报应
Maybe that's why my life's been such a mess.
也许正因如此我的生活才一团糟
If you guys want to do this, I'm in.
既然你们大伙儿都想干那我也加入
We're getting the band back together.
我们乐团就要再度出山了
**When you're in the kitchen*
*一个人在厨房♥
**You've got to behave*
*小朋友要小心
**You don't put metal in the microwave*
*金属块勿微波
**The knobs on the stove are hands-off, no doubt*
*火炉把别乱摸
**And if you make toast, you don't use a knife*
*烤土司往外挑
**To fish it out*
*你可千万别用刀
**When you're alone, when you're home alone*
*一个人在家家
**You got to stay safe when you're home all alone*
*在家家要平安
**When you're alone, when you're home alone*
*一个人在家家
**You got to make sure not to die*
*保平安保性命
**Or choke or burn the house down*
*别噎着别玩火
**If you fall down and bump...*
*一失足肿包包
Before they knew it,
他们甚至还没反应过来
the band was getting offers all over.
乐队就已经一炮而红了
They were a huge hit.
一夜成名
Mom and Dad were finally living the rock and roll fantasy
爹妈终于过上了摇滚明星的生活