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Hey, where'd you disappear to last night?
After the party, I tried to ride some dude's Great Dane
all the way to the water tower and back.
It didn't go well.
Did you see that kooky chick
that I was carrying around on my shoulders?
I left with her.
She convinced me to get a tattoo.
Oh, that is awesome.
I want one.
Oh! Why does he think that's so funny?
All right, this is our job!
Jimmy, he's the boss, man.
You think I like it when he pushes me in the bushes
when I'm taking a leak? I don't.
The thorns hurt my wiener.
But this is the career path that we've chosen.
Hey, where you going?
You can't walk out mid-skim.
You have any idea how unprofessional that is?
Keep your skirt on.
What are you doing home?
I quit. There's got to be more to life
than cleaning the same pool over and over.
What the devil are you ladies in such a hurry for?
You know we're going to scrub toilets, right?
Oh, you forgot your shirt again, Great-Maw Maw.
Your father's home. Come eat.
Your cousin Mike
and I could've used you today.
There was a dead bird in the Wexler's pool filter.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have pissed off the guy
who's not afraid to touch a dead bird.
Oh, we got it out.
Used a stick and an old candy bar wrapper.
Took a few tries, but we got it out.
how's your philostrophical journey
for the meaning of life going?
I'm working on it.
Didn't exactly figure out my purpose in life yet,
but if I ever record an album,
I'm pretty sure I've got my cover.
How was work, Wilford?
Did you sell any encyclopedias today?
Why does she always pick me to be her dead husband?
Maybe that's your purpose.
Just play along-- memories are all
your great-grandmother has left.
Okay, Maw Maw.
Why don't you go see if
Lawrence Welk is on the TV, Ooh.
and I'll bring you your treat.
Ooh, good. Okay.
We're out of bubble gum ice cream.
Oh, man, that's not fair.
I was washing Maw Maw out of my mouth.
Drive! Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive!
快开车 开车 开车 开车
Who is that guy?
Nice try, jerk!
What's going on? Hello? Uh, what's...
出什么事了 喂 那个
Oh, my God!
This is so crazy!
You've just, like, saved my life.
Really? I... What?
真的吗 我 啥
You totally just saved my life.
You're, like, a hero!
And you're cute.
Yeah, you saved my life and you're cute.
Well, this is fantastic.
Mahmahamana. Hey, here's the hero.
马哈哈马... 嘿 英雄来了
Pull up a chair, sleepy head.
Your new friend's been explaining the news to us.
She can even pronounce
that nutty Iran guy's name. Say it again.
Uh, Virginia, do you mind if I use the bathroom?
Last door on the left, hon.
And if you're doing big business,
you got to flush twice.
And don't be running the sink during the second flush,
or you're gonna have to give it a third go-round.
Okay, got it.
Be right back.
Say it again!
I like her, Jimmy.
She thought I was your sister.
You could be her sister, you sweet little young thing.
I told you getting pregnant at 15 would pay off eventually.
She's pretty great, right?
Here I was, trying to figure out what life was all about,
and I think I've found it-- love.
I think I might be in love.
Anybody happen to catch her name?
This morning police are searching for this woman,
Lucy Carlyle, AKA Joan Doyle,
AKA Selma Rydesdale.
Carlyle is wanted for murder in multiple cases.
She kills her boyfriends-- two so far.
We've been trying to catch her, but she keeps
changing her name
She tried to choke me with a pair of shoelaces.
She was screaming something about how I forgot her birthday.
I chased her for a few blocks,
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