家有喜旺（2010）

Raising Hope S03E18

Part 1 Nov. 24, 2020, 1:12 p.m.

What's this?
这是什么
Oh, that's for Susan B. Anthony's birthday.
是给苏珊·B·安东尼庆生用的
She got women the right to vote
她为妇女争得投票权
and invented that dollar coin nobody uses.
还发明了没人用的一美元硬币
You found my head yet?
找到头套了吗
Still looking.
还在找
Jimmy, what are you doing here?
吉米你干啥来了
With Hope?
还带着喜旺
Unannounced.
也不打声招呼
Three days before Arbor Day.
三天后是植树节
Oh, my God, are we doing it?
天啊这就开始吗
Doing what? Why is he hiding behind the couch?
开始什么他躲在沙发后面干嘛
Uh, Maw Maw, why don't you take Hope back into your room?
曾奶奶带喜旺回你的房♥间吧
Now, hang on. Let's make sure she's lucid first.
等等先看看她脑子清不清醒
This morning she tried to make a long distance call with a stapler.
今早她还想用钉书机打长途电♥话♥来着
Maw Maw, what day of the week is it?
奶奶今天星期几
What town do we live in?
我们住哪个镇
What's the secret ingredient in your pineapple upside-down cake?
你做菠萝扣糕有啥秘方
Tuesday, Natesville,
星期二纳什维尔镇
and that secret dies with me, bitch.
小样休想套我秘方
She's good to go-- have fun, honey.
通过去玩吧亲爱的
So, do you think that Hope's old enough for it?
喜旺这么小过这节合适吗
We started with you when you were little.
你很小就开始过了
Time-out-- what are you talking about?
等等你们在说什么
Well, only the most magical day of the year.
那必须是一年中最神奇的一天
Arbor Day.
植树节啊
You guys celebrate Arbor Day?
你们也过植树节
Yeah, and this is my costume.
对啊这是我的服装
I'm the mystical gift-giving wizard of the forest.
我是森林里神秘的送礼巫师
Papa Woody.
树爸爸
I came up with the name.
名字是我取的
We thought it was hilarious.
我们觉得特搞笑
Jimmy never got it.
吉米一直找不到笑点
Got what?
明白什么
Papa Woody, the famous spirit
树爸爸就是
of the forest who pitches his tent deep in the bush.
著名的深山老妖
Still don't understand what's so funny.
还是不懂笑点在哪
But as a kid, nothing made me happier
但小时候看老爸扮树爸爸
than seeing my dad Papa Woody.
最让我开心了
Okay, why do you guys celebrate Arbor Day?
你们为什么要过植树节
When Jimmy was a kid, we celebrated all the holidays.
吉米小时候我们什么节都过
Not just the big ones.
不是只过大节日
Presidents' Day was always a fun one.
总统节总是很好玩
We'd dress as dead presidents and wake Jimmy up
我们扮成已故总统用巧克力金币雨
with a shower of chocolate coins.
叫醒吉米
We now crown you King of Presidents' Day.
我们现在封你为总统节之王
Long live the king.
吾皇万岁
And then we would kick back, watch our favorite show--
然后我们坐下来欣赏最爱的电视剧
Beverly Hills 90210--
《飞越比佛利》
and eat our Presidents' Day meal,
享用总统节大餐
LBJ sandwiches-- lettuce, butter and jelly.
加生菜黄油和果冻的三明治
And then to cap off the day, Burt would sing
最后由伯特演唱
a special song he had written just for the occasion.
应景而作的歌♥曲
**Presidents' Day was so much fun*
*总统节上真有趣
**Started with George Washington*
*乔治哥哥来追忆
**Jimmy got a special treat*
*特别表扬小吉米
**Cause freeing the slaves was really sweet*
*解放黑奴不容易
Presidents' Day was awesome.
总统节酷毙了
Another favorite was Groundhog Day.
土拨鼠节也很好玩
But since there were no groundhogs left in Natesville
镇上发生化学品溢出事件后
after the chemical spill, we just dug holes in the backyard
土拨鼠跑光了所以我们就在后院挖洞
and filled them with treats for Jimmy to find.
埋上小礼物让吉米去找
The groundhog left something for you, too, Daddy.
土拨鼠给你也留了礼物爸爸
And then we would relax and watch 90210
然后我们坐下来欣赏《飞越比佛利》
and eat our special Groundhog Day meal.
享用土拨鼠节大餐
Six more weeks of wieners.
吃他六个星期的腊肠热狗
And then to finish the celebration, Burt would sing
最后由伯特演唱
a special song he had written just for the occasion.
应景而作的歌♥曲
**Groundhog Day was really fun*
*土拨鼠节很有爱
**Rodent looking for the sun*
*尖爪利齿把洞开
**When his shadow did appear*
*小小脑袋钻出来
**You got chocolate, I got beer*
*父子二人乐开怀
Groundhog's Day was awesome.
土拨鼠节酷毙了
On Arbor Day,
到了植树节
we'd fill the living room with real live little trees
我们在客厅摆满鲜活的小树苗
and hang treats for Jimmy from the branches.
树枝上挂好给吉米的礼物
Burt would wear his Arbor Day costume
伯特会穿上植树装
and Jimmy had no idea it was him.
吉米完全认不出是他
Thanks, Papa Woody, I wish you were my dad.
谢谢树爸爸如果你是我爸就好了
Well, I'm sure he wishes you were good at throwing footballs
他一定希望你打得一手橄榄球
or eating with your mouth closed.
不张嘴就能吃东西
Okay, Papa Woody.
好了树爸爸
Happy Arbor Day.
植树节快乐
Tree you next year.
明年再见
Tree you next year.
明年再见
And as part of our perfect day,
这完美的一天里
we watched the perfect TV show,
我们观看了完美的电视剧
90210.
《飞越比佛利》
And ate our traditional Arbor Day meal--
享用了传统的植树节大餐
warm maple syrup soup.
热气腾腾的枫糖水
And then to finish the holiday, Burt would sing
最后由伯特演唱
a special song he had written just for the occasion.
应景而作的歌♥曲
**Arbor Day was really fun*
*植树节来真欢喜
**Presents grew for everyone*
*枝头寻见份份礼
**Give great thanks to Papa Woody*
*感谢森林魔法师
**You're the happiest boy in the neighborhood-y*
*眷顾咱家乖儿子
Arbor Day was awesome.
植树节酷毙了
Okay, so I get the gifts and the songs and the costumes.
礼物歌♥曲和服装我能理解
But what was the deal with Beverly Hills 90210?
但为什么要看《飞越比佛利》
Oh, a lady I cleaned for gave us the whole second season on VHS.
有位请我做清洁工的女士送了第二季的录像
We got hooked immediately.
我们一看就上瘾了
Moody Dylan,
喜怒无常的迪伦
sweet Brandon, smoking Brenda.
亲切的布兰登抽烟的布伦达
We didn't want to celebrate a holiday without 'em.
没有他们我们什么节都过不下去
Arbor Day was my favorite.
我最喜欢植树节了
All year long, I'd ask for stuff,
我一年到头要这要那
candy, toys, beef jerky,
比如糖果玩具牛肉干
and Mom and Dad said, "Those things don't grow on trees."
爸妈说这些东西又不会长在树上
But on Arbor Day, they did.
但植树节那天就会
That is such a sweet tradition, I love that.
好有爱的传统我喜欢
Count me in.
带我一个
So, where do you guys plant the little baby trees afterward?
结束后你们把小树苗种哪儿呢
Oh, we don't plant 'em.
我们不种的
We take 'em out back till they're dried out enough
我们都等它们干了以后再拖回来
for the Chinese New Year bonfire.
春节的时候燃篝火用
**Chinese New Year is really fun*
*中国春节真欢畅
**Dancing dragons egg foo yong*
*舞龙外加芙蓉蛋
**Up above the Great Wall high*
*盘踞巍峨长城上
**Like a chopstick in the sky*
*宛如筷子空中长
Chinese New Year's awesome.
春节酷毙了
So, you're telling me that you burn trees on Arbor Day?
就是说你们在植树节那天烧树
No, we pull them out of the ground on Arbor Day.
不我们在植树节那天把它们从地里拉出来
They're still green and alive.
还绿油油鲜活活的呢
We got to wait till they're dead
我们得等它们干枯殆尽
and dried out before we torch 'em.
才能烧了它们
God, you're such a Brenda sometimes.
妈呀你有时候还真像布兰达
In the spirit of Arbor Day Eve,
本着植树节前夕的精神
we wait for the right moment and then sneak over to Porter Street Park
我们伺机溜过波特大街公园
and grab up some little saplings for our holiday.
为我们的节日偷上几根小树苗
Oh, my God, it was you.
额滴神呐原来是你们